33. This is a cultural monkey
After listening to what Chen Ergou said, Wang Rui finally understood the cause of the incident.
But what he didn't expect was that this big brother was so deeply poisoned!
Unexpectedly, the words of the demon monkey have reached the point of being convinced.
At first, he thought it was a whim of the eldest brother, interested in the demon monkey, and he chattered when he had nothing to do on weekdays.
Unexpectedly, now they are together every day.
This was not what he expected.
Don't......
Big brother's IQ fed the dog?
Wang Rui sighed softly and couldn't help but shake his head.
Ben also wanted to set up a trap for him, but he was addicted to the nonsense of the demon monkey, which is also strange.
However, after thinking about it, Wang Rui felt that it was okay.
At least he didn't have to do it himself.
After all, the position of the patriarch of the family would never be passed on to a fat man who would only listen to the bewitchment of the demon monkey.
It seems that things are much simpler than expected.
Thinking about this, Wang Rui's mood was also much more relaxed.
"That's it, Chen Ergou. ”
Wang Rui's thoughts returned to reality, he looked at Chen Ergou and said: "The matter of blowing the wind in your ears, let's stop for the time being, you just give me a careful look and see what he does on weekdays." ”
"The matter of the Spring Pavilion, let's stop it?"
Chen Ergou was a little incredulous.
Chen Ergou also knew something about the affairs of the Spring Pavilion, and he thought that the third young master in front of him had also spent a lot of time and energy to arrange a bureau, but now it was wasted, which surprised Chen Ergou.
The money for this layout was given a lot in advance.
It would be too wasteful.
"That's right, forget it, Daddy's birthday is coming, I don't have time to spend on that fat man, I have to prepare some gifts for Daddy and his old man. Wang Rui said.
Judging from the current situation, there is no need for Wang Rui to spend any more energy to pit Wang Dayi.
Because Wang Dayi at this time is tantamount to fending for himself.
A guy who listens to the demon monkey, who can believe it?
What's more, this is an opportunity, if it is a birthday day, deliberately lead to the topic of the eldest brother and the demon monkey all day long, wouldn't it ......
Thinking of this, Wang Rui laughed.
It's just that in that smile, there is no hint of treachery!
......
The camera panned and returned to the courtyard of the three elders.
At this time, there were already a lot of people watching in front of the courtyard.
There are men, there are women, there are quite a few of them.
Looking at the onlookers around him, Jiang Yun couldn't help but sigh faintly.
What kind of iniquity has been created!
Attracted so many onlookers?
He suddenly felt a sense of déjà vu.
What is this called?
Oh, and yes, it's like watching orangutans around a zoo.
It turns out that this is how it happened.
On a day when no one was recruited to mess with anyone.
After Jiang Yun was full, he found a little girl to chat.
After all, it's a bit boring here.
He just wanted to find a girl to chat with and talk about his feelings about life.
As a social monkey with nine years of compulsory education, flirting with girls, isn't that a trivial matter that can be caught?
Therefore, he naturally incarnated as a love saint and began his journey of accosting.
He was going to say some earthy love words to adjust the atmosphere.
I didn't know that the little girl actually played her cards according to common sense, and actually asked him to tell a story.
Isn't this unintentional planting willows and willows?
As a platinum writer, isn't that the right thing to do?
So......
Jiang Yun told the story of the scholar's snake, which is also known as the legend of the white snake.
Unexpectedly, under Jiang Yun's magnetic voice, the story was also rendered with great humanistic feelings, and the little maid was also fascinated by it, and even talked about it with the maid in the same room.
This is good, one person said the wind, and ten said the rain.
A few days of kung fu, the city is well known, regardless of men, women and children, all like to eat at noon, running Jiang Yun here to chat.
By the way, listen to the story he told.
In this way, a demon monkey who can tell stories and tell stories has spread in the palace.
"It's it, it's it, it's it. The little girl in purple took the hand of a maid next to her and shouted happily.
Not to mention, after hearing this, Jiang Yun unconsciously muttered: "Our good friend, little Nezha." ”
But as soon as he blurted out these words, Jiang Yun felt that something was wrong.
Why was he led astray by this little girl?
He's a very serious monkey.
How can you sing little Nezha in this public place?
"Disperse, everyone, don't disturb my rest. Jiang Yun looked at more and more people in front of him with a headache, densely packed, like a group of black ants.
"Look, this monkey head can really talk. ”
"Ah, what a demon monkey. ”
"Isn't it? This was caught by the second lady?"
"Well, I've never seen a talking monkey when I'm so big. ”
Jiang Yun knew that now he was probably opening the eyes of these family members who had never seen the world.
He's a talking monkey.
It is invisible to ordinary people.
Jiang Yun was a little annoyed, after all, he was stared at by a group of people, and he felt twisted.
But on second thought, this is an opportunity!
A chance to make a fortune!
Think about it, some well-known Internet celebrities in their previous lives, relying on their fame, opened Taobao stores and sold beauty makeup, and they don't know how much money they have earned.
The most important thing is that this is still something that fans are willing to buy out of their pockets.
One can imagine how big the role of fame is.
If you want to talk about fans, isn't that what you are looking for?
Jiang Yun seemed to have found an opportunity.
As a young man with 5,000 years of farming culture, he felt that it was necessary for him to give full play to the spirit of farming.
Well, I made a lot of money by growing and muffled.
"Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen. Jiang Yun cleared his voice and said, "On this sunny day, it is the fate between you and me to be able to meet everyone, and it is destined to be the arrangement of God. ”
With such a simple opening remark, the surrounding families were all dumbfounded.
Obediently, this is actually a literate monkey head!
They could see that the monkey had obviously read a book.
You must know that there are basically not many of the family slaves and maids here who have ever read a book.
Reading, that's something that only rich people can do.
Therefore, if you want them to say something magnificent, it is really that the dog can't spit out ivory in his mouth, and he can't say a name.
To put it in layman's terms, they don't have ink in their stomachs and can't say anything.
Even if you reluctantly say something, it feels dry and can't be put on the table.
Therefore, Jiang Yun's seemingly simple words were enough to amaze the scum present who had never even been to the school.