Chapter 143: u1s1, Weibo crashes
These TMs know that they are not waiters or salesmen.
When Lu Anru announced the matter, Meng Meng came to inquire about the current progress of the matter.
At this moment, take the initiative to raise a loophole in the group: not only do you need salesmen, but you also need people to help you do it. If there is someone who can carve or do good handiwork, you can contact the team leader, and you are urgently needed.
The mentality of the people who wandered the passing line completely collapsed, what kind of strange group is this?
When the exam is approaching, he doesn't take people to work hard to solve difficult problems, strive for rankings and win glory for the group, and even create a set of cult practices that exchange labor for passing.
Is it too late to leave the group? But most people remember that they or their friends had already torn their faces with Zhu Miao before, and now that other groups have already been banned, do they lick their faces and go back to beg Zhu Miao?
There are really wolves and tigers in the past, why did they enter this session of A, it should be the most difficult one! Feel sorry for yourself for 5 seconds.
On the other end, Meng Meng asked Lu Anru: Why didn't anyone speak, did I say it too bluntly? Scared the hell out of them, what if they left the group. I'm sorry Miss Lu has caused you trouble.
Lu Anru replied indifferently: It's okay if they all leave the group, I have a second-hand preparation plan.
Meng Meng was curious: What?
Lu Anru listed the names of Sheng Meina and others: they are Ningguang's loyal fans, as long as Ningguang's report comes out, there is no need to incite them to bring their relatives and friends to help. You and Zhou Sheng summarized the question bank, everyone has already memorized it, counting our iron hexagonal is more than enough, but you have to sacrifice next weekend.
Meng Meng and Zhou Sheng have been mixed for a long time, and they are influenced by the other party to trust Lu An: It's not hard, it's not hard, Miss Lu is too strategic. Do you think they'll leave the group?
Lu Anru glanced at the time, and then at the number of people in the group, and replied: Five minutes have passed, there are no fewer people, no, and now the situation is even more unfavorable for them.
Meng Meng finished receiving the information, and some people in the group began to express their positions.
said that he was willing, but in fact, he had scolded Lu Anru thousands of times in his heart, and he sacrificed his coolies one by one in order to successfully cross the line.
Those below the passing line died first and obeyed the arrangement.
But the people who passed the pass several times were dissatisfied, and they planned to fight on the basis of reason: May I ask the team leader, most of us who are simulated on the passing line don't have to go.
If it is the top 50 of the Eight Classics, relax a little more, and the first 100 celebrities will shout, and no one will have doubts. The person who is only a few points taller than himself is still shy.
The dead-hearted people immediately couldn't sit still and debunked: Don't be funny, simulate five times, and if you pass once, you are considered above the passing line?
The person who applied is strong: one time is better than the one you have not once.
The two of them represented two forces respectively, chattering and arguing for half an hour, and Ella went to suppress it, so that Lu Anru came forward. Lu Anru didn't pay attention to it for a long time, so he called and asked. learned that the other party was using study as an excuse, but in fact he was eating every flavor of ice cream made by the old man, and ignored them.
The most 'responsible' team leader in history, today is also a day of regret for knowing Lu Anru.
"Hurry up and deal with the quarrel in the next group."
"Oh oh yes, got it."
Lu Anru rubbed his hand on his clothes, pushed away a new flavor he had sent from Ning Guang, and said hello: "I'll be busy first." â
Ning Guang smiled softly: "Okay." â
Lu Anru walked into the back hall, Li Mo followed Ning Guang's side, and reminded in a low voice: "Your Highness, Princess Xiqing has already made twelve calls. â
After the paparazzi got the information they wanted, they quickly left and went back to sort it out, but what was more troublesome than the paparazzi was the people who couldn't get rid of it.
"I have drawn the key circles, and today she can teach herself." Danfeng's eyes instantly froze, and he was cold.
"The princess can't read a lot of things, so please give me special guidance."
Seeing that Ning Guang was unmoved, Li Mo whispered in Ning Guang's ear: "For Lu Anru, you have to change places, otherwise Princess Xiqing's jealous personality will find out that you have deceived her for Lu Anru." At that time, I can't ask you for justice, but I am afraid that I will use Emperor Xuanguang to blame Lu Anru. â
The fingers that pinched the little shovel violently exerted force, and the little black cat that was carving turned into a flower cat.
After reading all the chats, Lu Anru came out to provoke trouble before Aite: @æšć ć ”, do you think you are going to help sell ice cream?
What's more, he thinks that everyone thinks it's good, and he dares to be angry but doesn't dare to speak.
Mu Dubing: That's right!
Lu Anru: Okay, so be it. I'll ask you three questions, and if you can answer them, you can not go, and then if there is any objection, the person will follow this rule.
Mu Dubing said first: No problem, I hope the team leader will do what he says.
Lv Anru: I definitely do what I say. Question 1: Historical question, Su Shi, a resident of Dongpo in the old era, how did he and his sister get along with each other on a daily basis? Question 2 math problem, the two ports of A and B meet for 450 kilometers, the fast and slow ships meet in 15 hours, the speed of the fast boat is 30 kilometers per hour, and the speed of the slow boat is two-thirds of the whole journey, what is the speed of the slow boat per hour? Question 3 is reasonable, there are nine birds in the tree, the hunter killed one and injured one, how many birds are left in the tree?
The group was extraordinarily quiet, and they didn't participate as if they had agreed, waiting for Mu Dubing to answer.
Lu Anru was very generous, adding a rule: you can ask other people in a private chat, and it is best to pull a group to discuss together. I hope that the discussion is over, and that your answer speaks for everyone else. Let's go to the guys, and deal with the broken things at once.
The people who were already pulling the group of soldiers to speed up their movements and not cheat on the exam wasted ten years of work.
After some calculations, Mu Dubing replied in the group: Su Shi is also a teacher and friend to her sister, and many poems were written on a whim when getting along with Su Xiaomei.
Question 2, the speed of the slow boat is 15 per hour, because there is a setting in the question that is for sudden thought, which is meaningless, that is, 15 hours together.
The answer to question three, there is only one left, the others all fly away, and the injured ones are left.
Lu Anru asked meaningfully: Is the answer certain? Don't go back.
Mu Dubing was originally full of confidence, and he was able to pull a person who ranked in the top ten in the mock exam in the group. But let the rhetorical question immediately vent his confidence, and he was busy and returned to the group: Are you sure?
The others replied half-mockingly: Sure, she blew you up.
Mu Dui regained his self-confidence, returned to the group interface, and answered: OK.
The corners of Lu Anru's mouth hooked up a smile, and he typed to announce the answer: Question 1, Su Xiaomei is an apocryphal character, and she doesn't exist at all, so from the perspective of official history, it doesn't make much sense. The historical anatomical documentary has been said in the hundred forums that Su Xiaomei is the embodiment of Su Shi's simple heart. You don't usually watch historical documentaries, do you?
The members of the group at the bottom followed up with a bunch of symbols, which were neatly ...... Or!!!
Lu Anru wrote again: Of course, if you look at it from the perspective of fabrication, the two of them are also in a relationship of mutual hatred. Su Xiaomei's forehead was a little high, so Su Shi wrote a poem: three or five steps before leaving the hall, the forehead went to the front of the painting hall first. Su Xiaomei is not a soft eater, so she immediately replied to his brother Su Shi's long face and wrote a poem: A drop of lovesick tears last year has not flowed to the cheeks.
Again, the symbols are neatly lined up.
Lu Anru waited for a while, Mu Dubing didn't answer, and typed unhurriedly: It's normal not to watch historical documentaries, but Teacher Du Xin also talked about it in class at the end of last month, so I didn't listen carefully. As for question 2, I wrote a trick when I was full, the problem is that we came out of the primary school graduation examination, not me made it up. The correct answer is 20, and the Clipper travels two-thirds of the way at 300 kilometers per hour, which is equivalent to ten hours of travel. As for the slow boat, it is very simple to calculate the speed, 450 minus 300 The fast boat has traveled, there are 100 kilometers left, and the overall time is 5 hours, which is equal to 20 speed. Is it hard?
The queue was a little excited this time, and the students who had originally left class stopped one after another and sent their knees of worship: the team leader is a good cow!
Many Mu Xinyue fans followed suit: Listening to your words is better than reading a book duck for ten years, great!
Mu Dubing asked in frustration: After all, the last one is right, right?
Lu Anru learned from everyone and replied: ......
Mu Dubing asked: Is it right or not?
Lu Anru said: No, there is not one left, even if the bird is deaf, as long as it is not dead, such a big movement has already flown away.
Mu Dubing was dumbfounded: Isn't there a single wound?
Lu Anru angrily let out an unteachable expression, and then scolded: You don't even know how to review the questions first, didn't I mark the type of question in the first, second, and third questions? This question is reasonable thinking, can you think reasonably, so what to do out of it!
Mu Dubing was speechless and aggrieved, it was precisely because of his reasonable thinking that he and the others considered whether the little bird would be injured and could only stay on the tree, or if it was blown up by Lu Anru!
After watching the lively people laugh along, Lu Anru hit the steps very humanely: That's it, if you are not convinced, I will come up with another question. If it's wrong this time, don't dwell on it. Topic 4: In addition to being able to compose poems, what other feats does Xin Qiji have?
Basically send a proposition, no matter how stupid a person is, he should have spent the matter of the Xin Qijian rebel army in elementary school. Lu Anru was afraid that if these people were unconvinced and would add to the chaos at that time, he would not have time to care about them.
The others kept a tacit understanding and stopped swiping the screen, and after a while, Mu Dubing asked: Team leader, can you ask the question again?
Lu Anru: In addition to being able to compose poetry, what other feats does Xin Qiji have?
Mu Dubing: No, no, last question.
Lu Anru irritably copied and sent the first three questions with the input legacy system, but who knew that Mu Dubing was entangled again: more problems.
Lu Anru flipped out another one, copied and sent: @æšć ć ”, do you think you are going to help sell ice cream?
Mu Dubing immediately replied: Unyielding is unyielding! It's not just me, everyone is unyielding.
Lv Anru: ......
Mu Dubing took the opportunity to stammer: Is the team leader hiding his strength in the mock test, we are ranked about the same, and the level is too different.
Ella came out appropriately: You have a lot of ghost thoughts, you have to use your ghost thoughts on studying, and you have already gone to the front row.
It is not completely broken, leaving room for fantasy, and it is best to create an atmosphere of seeing flowers in the fog at this time, and people's fantasies will infinitely add good points.
Mu Dubing: Hehe, I know that the team leader is deeply hidden.
Ella is realistic, do you know that you still stir up trouble? Of course, the replies in the group are much gentle.
The next day, as soon as the report came out, the girls who were infatuated with Prince Uzumaki couldn't sit out. The news content hyped up how Prince Uzumami loved the people like a child, visited the stalls of the lonely and widowed elderly, and helped the elderly make ice cream with his own hands.
On the surface, it looks like a positive image promotion of the royal media, but in fact, the name of Grandpa Fei's store is intentionally or unintentionally mentioned in the text, which is equivalent to an invisible advertisement.
After that, the media company was particularly conscientious and let the small public account it cooperated with take advantage of the opportunity to publicize, asking if you want to taste the sweet summer with His Royal Highness Prince Xuanguang?
As soon as the article came out, Weibo, the largest interactive media, was paralyzed for half an hour.
With the boom, many people in the hearts of sour grapes raised the taste problem that they had discovered earlier, and scolded with a postscript: u1s1, Grandpa Fei copied Starba. We will support His Highness Uzumaki, but plagiarism is shameful, and I hope everyone can distinguish that the main problem comes from the store itself, not His Highness Uzumami.
Others keep up: High-definition photos of His Royal Highness Xuanguang, Yan Gou said that he is so happy that he must be supported! Plagiarism or non-plagiarism, who can tell, anyway, I love love.
yes, who can tell? Anyway, I think Grandpa Fei's taste is better!
The pros and cons began to fight, causing the good Weibo to collapse again.
Suddenly, a report appeared, the content of which was a photo of Starbaba ice cream, and there was a small word on the plastic packaging: The founder of all ice cream in our store is Grandpa Bearded Zifei.
The truth is revealed, the quarrel group stops, and everyone starts to swipe the screen, and we must support it today! Related topics are firmly in the top 10 of the hot search list.
Thanks to Lu Anru's fast running, thinking of the future, he took the lead and arrived at Grandpa Fei's store with a small LED advertising blackboard. Write it quickly: Since ice cream is handmade, it is very precious and has a limited number of times per day. If you purchase 5 times in the next month, you cannot buy again, and you can ask your relatives and friends to buy on your behalf. I hope that everyone will be polite and rational to treat precious things and leave opportunities to more people.
After arranging it, Lu Anru first arranged for Zhou Sheng and Meng Meng to send the key points that had been crossed out for her before to others, so that everyone could take two hours to memorize them every morning and consolidate them before going to bed at night.
Before I had time to see how the members reacted, we ushered in a crowd of passengers. Forced to ask Ella to help take time off, the rest of Friday was spent in the stall.
In the evening, I went back to the dormitory with my waist and remembered the interesting events of the afternoon, although it was very hard, but I was also very happy.
The hint card was played, and it couldn't stop people's enthusiasm at all. Many girls insisted that they must buy it regardless of it, and Lu Anru had to loosen her mouth and release a grace limit. For this reason, the monitoring robot frequently issued warnings, and Lu Anru showed the situation on Weibo to the other party to prove that it was not malicious swiping.
The other party had to ask the superiors for instructions on how to deal with it, and the leaders of the superiors had to relax the purchase quantity after careful consideration. It was relaxed for less than an hour, and it was exceeded. made them as tired as Lu Anru, and in the end, they had to compromise and completely delete the purchase quantity. However, there is an additional provision that is afraid that others will drill Confucius: unless it can also get such popularity, it can apply for the cancellation of the purchase quantity regulation.