However, the jerking off that night did make Shen Yan recall some things about the game.

As a former customs civil servant, there are many people in the system who die every year due to drug enforcement. Their deeds were written in internal publications, which made Shen Yan empathize with him and gradually transformed into a staunch anti-drug activist. Otherwise, with his knowledge as an alchemist and the abundant chemical raw materials in modern society, why study plastic surgery if he wants to make a fortune? He can concoct extremely addictive drugs in the laboratory in minutes, not to mention accumulating money, and the disaster is more than enough for the country.

But as the saying goes, "Pee in the wind and drench yourself." ”

The spread of this thing must be worldwide, even if the source is in Los Angeles, sooner or later it will spread to the other side of the ocean. Therefore, even if Shen Yan had that ability, he would never touch that uncontrollable beast.

It's better to make money and gain gratitude.

It's like Lester, a middle-aged hacker, whose feet were healed by plastic surgery. Although it hurt to death during the treatment (the medicine given to Lester was an unadjusted version), this gratitude turned into a practical reward after his feet healed - Lester never said anything, but he actually became Shen Yan's stockbroker and always tried his best to help Shen Yan speculate in stocks. Looking forward to Shen Yan being able to help him prepare a hair growth potion......

There is also a widowed sister, who is also firmly tied to Shen Yan to help him make money, and now Shen Yan has the most assets among several people, and it is all cash.

*****

Early morning on the cliffs.

Two women and one man are either toned or seductive, wearing body-shaping tights, standing in a triangle on a yoga mat.

They faced the morning breeze, neatly doing a stretched and beautiful posture against the background of the rising sun, and were also accompanied by Shen Yan's ancient Chinese style lines, "Purple air comes from the east", "Dining wind and drinking dew", "White crane shining wings", "Monkey picking peaches"...... Shen Yan, Scarlett and Laura, these three people can be called a combination of figure, appearance and strength, and they are practicing together with concentration...... Simplified version of the Five Fowl Play!

The lonely and staggered figures, the serious and focused expressions, the postures of dance and yoga, and the postures of various beasts, and the mysterious movements that can trigger infinite reverie, make the posture of the three people seem to be the remains and independent immortals, fluttering on the cliffs of the wilderness, as if they are going to ride the wind back in the next moment.

Of course, five meters behind the cliff, there were four cameras and a film crew of more than 20 people - this carefully composed shot caused a national sensation as soon as it was broadcast, and the simplified version of the Five Birds Drama became an instant hit!

There's no way, Lao Mei doesn't have any culture, and he is not interested in foreign culture or wants to understand it, so he likes this kind of chatter. After five episodes of "How Superheroes Are Made", Fox TV sent a whole bunch of writers and producers, and the wall cracked and asked for an additional "cultivation" part!

What? You say that you don't need to cultivate, you can do it all by relying on "three from one big" - "strict, difficult, starting from actual combat, and training with a large amount of exercise"? What kind of joke are you kidding me! If a superhero can be trained like this, he will still be a woolen superhero!

Shen Yan explained that the reason why a superhero is a superhero is because she is a superhero and has nothing to do with practice...... is like Laura, if she doesn't have the talent to practice, she can't practice "Super Laura".

Fox said, even if it doesn't matter! Even the people of Mi like to watch this! What is the mystical power from the East, the mystical power from India, the mystical power from Africa, the ...... from Mexico The last one doesn't count, as long as it has something to do with these forces, even the people of the United States will believe it, and they are so happy that they don't want to drop, so they must be added!

Shen Yan said, don't add!

Fox said, I'll add money!

Shen Yan said...... Why didn't you say it earlier! Add! Whoever does not add is a grandson! I'm getting a lot older here, I'll tell you......

So there is the above scene.

This amount of exercise is actually not large, mainly physical performance, and the widow sister is better at this. So she also joined in, not only to gain popularity, but also to add a lot of color to the show, and by the way, to explain why she has grown taller and her figure has become better - because I participated in a superhero training camp!

The film crew took a lot of shots of the widow sister, that is, she pretended to be in the woods with a bow, and then the camera twisted, and Shen Yan shot the target outside the camera, which looked like the widow sister shot. Sister Yu's own arrow...... Of course I can't find it.

Sister Widow is a quasi-first-line goddess of literature and art, and having her join this reality show is a win-win situation.

It's just that Laura is a little upset and feels that her things have been snatched away by Bichi.

*****

There is magic in this world.

Laura: The reason why they are trapped on the small island of the ancient kingdom of Yamatai is because the reincarnated Sun Queen blocked the island with storms and thunder, and destroyed all the ships and planes that wanted to leave the island. In the end, they realized that they couldn't leave without killing the Sun Queen...... So they killed the Sun Queen and then went back to their respective homes, and the plot was Sauce Purple.

This generation of Tomb Raider is mainly to show how Lara grew up from a female college student to a ruined monument, and the mystery level can be said to be the lowest generation in the tomb series.

Laura found Shen Yan, who was lying on the chaise longue basking in the sun and drinking, and asked solemnly, "Master, why are my arrows not as accurate as yours?" I feel as if it's not just a matter of practice and arrow feeling, there must be some PY in between...... What's the mystery! ”

This is where Laura is most confused, Laura is the protagonist of the world, and as she practices, she also becomes more and more aware of the fact that she is superhuman. She had already understood what Shen Yan said, such as "arrow sense" and "forest piercing technique", but no matter what she did, she couldn't reach the level of Shen Yan's arrows! This made her feel very confused, could it be that the master was a super superhuman?

"You see? This is it...... There's a reason for it. ”

Lao Shen hesitated, determined to vacillate between "preaching and teaching" and "disillusionment".

You say that preaching and receiving a job is the responsibility of a teacher, but the dignity of a teacher is also very important! Can a teacher have to keep a hand on the student in order to pretend to be forced? Most masters want to keep a unique job, and it's not because the apprentice learns too quickly! It's ugly to look back and be overtaken by the apprentice...... But Shen Yan thought about it, he had already messed up the plot of this world, and he didn't care about mixing it up a little more.

"Okay, since you have discovered the blind spot, then the teacher will teach you the trick at the bottom of the box-guiding arrows! Come to me in the evening and I will teach you how to meditate. ”

Meditation is the first step to controlling your magic.

Sure enough, Laura is the protagonist of the world, and she has mastered the method of channeling magic in just one night! It looks like Lao Mai and they are playing tricks in the background at all.

Only a few days later, the film crew and Captain Ross were surprised to find that Laura's archery accuracy had improved a lot!

And the magical scene of the strange deviation of the arrow's flight trajectory also began to appear (Lao Mei has already found the mystery of Shen Yan's hundred shots through the mathematical modeling and analysis of frame by frame)! Next, various small arcs "guided hits", Laura seems to have copied the female version of Shen Yan!

"Wait, Master! I've mastered the secret art of guiding arrows! Practice for another week and then I'm going to challenge you again, I'm definitely going to win this time! Laura, who had mastered the secret art of guiding arrows, became confident.

"Really?" Shen Yan said lazily.

He walked to the archery platform, randomly pulled an arrow from the quiver resting on the wooden frame, put it on the bow and shot it in the direction of the small cliff. When everyone picked up the binoculars to find the location of the arrow, Shen Yan casually put down the bow and lay on the recliner and drank leisurely.

Laura also held the telescope and nervously searched for the arrow......

But more than ten seconds passed, and everyone only saw the arrow flying out of sight, but no one has yet found where the arrow fell. Some people even started to point their binoculars at small cliffs, could it be that arrows would fly to small cliffs two kilometers away?

Just when everyone was disagreeing, suddenly Laura heard a strange tearing sound!

She put down her binoculars in amazement, and saw a dark shadow, fluttering towards the archery...... "long journey" had exhausted the kinetic energy given by the bowstring, and the arrow returning from a distance was wearing a leaf from a cliff.

It floated leisurely towards the Arrow Tower as if it was being blown by the wind. In the end, he fell down and inserted himself back into the quiver that had been pulled out.

On the high platform, there is no sound, and the needle drop can be heard.

Only Shen Yan said softly as if talking to himself, "Have you mastered the guiding arrow?" …… You're not far from it. ”

Shen Yan put on sunglasses to block the reddened circles under his eyes.

[Use magic beyond the limits of the world, deducting part of the power of fate disturbance.] 】

Heartache and feel like I won't love anymore.