"What then?" Hao Gaoxin said, "Why don't you sew him a ......?"

"What are you sewing on? There are three of us doctors, there is always one to use it......" Bai Xiaochuan said.

The evil spirit is speechless, this is an operation, big brother, you should be peeing and mud? There's always something to use, it's lightweight, or I'll give you a random knife to try!

"That's right!"

Hao Gaoxin clapped his hands and said, "It's my turn next......"

The evil spirit hurriedly said: "Brother, you are from the anorectal department, you don't need this knife, right......?"

Hao Gaoxin was stunned for a moment, pondered for a moment, and said, "What you said makes sense!" ”

"I should start from behind......" he said, asking for the body of an evil spirit.

it!

The evil spirit can't wait to slap himself twice, why do you have more mouths? There is a knife in front, and a knife is coming in the back, and it is better to let people live, so it is better to have this knife.

"No, you use it, you use it, you don't have to start from behind!"

The evil spirit hurriedly waved his hands and said anxiously.

"Why are you using it again?" Hao Gaoxin looked confused, obviously a little puzzled.

Why, you're a doctor, I'm a doctor, and the evil spirit feels kidney pain, the kind that hurts on both sides.

"You think, you're a proctology doctor, right?"

"yes, there's nothing wrong with it!"

"Can the intestines be processed from here?"

"That's right!" Hao Gaoxin clapped his hands and said, "Why didn't I think of it?" ”

The evil spirit was speechless for a while, big brother, your thinking has always been biased, and you can think of a ghost.

"Then I'll get started!" Hao Gaoxin also said hello.

The evil spirit rolls its eyes, you are free, as long as you don't kill Lao Tzu.

Hao Gaoxin began to act, and his hands were smashed in the stomach of the goods.

The evil spirit felt as if his hands were examining his internal organs, and he felt that his eyes were blackened for a while, and it was too painful, the dog said, the anesthetic was not used, and the tranquilizer did not know what it was, and it made people unable to move, and nothing else could be done.

At this moment, he suddenly heard Dasha say, "Doctor Hao, isn't it good for you to do this!" ”

"Isn't that good?" Hao Gaoxin said: "As a doctor, my approach is not something that you nurses can question!" ”

Dasha said: "No, I didn't question you, I just think that the bow you tied to his intestines is not very professional......"

"Poof!"

The evil spirit spurted out a mouthful of old blood.

Why do you tie a bow to Lao Tzu's intestines? You're not having surgery, why did you suddenly change your hand? You're still a little good!

What about playing with me?

"Hehe, I'm not afraid of you saying that I have more than 120 ways to tie bows, and no one has ever been able to untie my bow in 20 years, you say my methods are unprofessional?" Hao Gaoxin said with confidence.

Dasha snorted and didn't say anything.

The evil spirit said weakly: "Big brother, it doesn't matter what kind of method the bow is in the intestines, I just want to ask you what your treatment idea is?" I'm neurotic, just go under surgery, I think, but can a bow in the intestines cure neuropathy? ”

"Oh, you said this, it can't be cured!" Hao Gaoxin said indifferently.

"Then why are you giving me a bow!" The evil spirits were indignant.

"Oh, you say this, it's harmless, get used to it!"

Are you used to your sister, that's Lao Tzu's intestines, okay? Is there a bow tie for the intestines?

Hao Gaoxin rubbed his hands and said, "Don't worry, no one can untie the bow I tie......

"Poof!"

The evil spirit spurted out another mouthful of old blood, and this time it really spurted blood.

What's more, no one can solve it, which means that Lao Tzu will have intestinal obstruction all his life!

You can't be a pit!

"How? Isn't it artistic? Hao Gaoxin pulled the intestines of the evil spirit and said: "Your intestines are very plastic!" ”

I'll go uncle!

The intestines are very plastic, and if you are numb, you are making a whole mess.

I've never seen you like this, with a bow on your intestines, thanks to Lao Tzu not letting you do it from behind, otherwise I wouldn't know what weird attention you have in your head.

The evil spirit said weakly: "Big brother, what are you doing in the past?" You're not a handicraft......

"That can!"

Hao Gaoxin pouted and said, "Dude is from an authentic class, and he studied medicine ......."

Who believes!

Big brother, who believes what you say, let's tie a bow from an authentic professional background, that doctor would do such an infamous thing, are you embarrassed to say that you are from an authentic professional class?

The nose of the evil spirit is crooked.

"You don't know, when I first chose a subject, I asked my teacher what subject was the most profitable!" Hao Gaoxin Road.

"My classmates said that dentistry is the most profitable!"

"My teacher didn't agree with him, and then I chose the proctology department!" Hao Gaoxin Road.

Bai Xiaochuan wondered in his heart, this Hao Gaoxin person is a bit high-end, he has all the memories, and he didn't miss it.

But what is the reason for choosing proctology instead of dentistry?

Bai Xiaochuan asked, "Why did you choose the anorectal department!" ”

Hao Gaoxin threw the evil spirit's intestines to the side and said, "My classmate said dentistry, and my teacher said '*** department'...... Then I became a proctologist......"

Bai Xiaochuan: "......"

Evil Spirit: "......"

You are simply a group of wonders, a group of superlatives, and I don't think I will ever meet such a creative person as you in my life.

Lao Tzu has poured blood mold for eight lifetimes.

At this moment, Qi Ruifeng came over with an axe and said, "The intestines are out, it's my surgeon's business!" ”

"Wait ......"

Before the evil spirit finished speaking, he had already taken the axe and cut off the bow and threw it aside.

"Alright, I'm done with my business, it's your turn!"

Evil Spirit: "......"

Lao Tzu's mouth is fast enough, your special hand is faster than my mouth, intestines! That's Lao Tzu's intestines! It's not a ham sausage, it's not a sausage, it doesn't matter if you chop it or chop it casually.

"Damn, my intestines are broken! Hurry up or die! ”

Hao Gaoxin didn't say a word, and directly tied a bow again!

The evil spirit "poof", and another mouthful of blood spurted out.

It's over, it's not over!

I beg God to take these demons!

Bai Xiaochuan glanced at it and said, "You guys are a little sloppy, the intestines are like this, I think it's better to cut it out......"

"Poof!"

The demon listened and continued to spew blood.

"You see he's spurting blood again, or let's stop the bleeding for him!" Hao Gaoxin Road.

"That's a good suggestion, if you spurt blood like this, you're likely to die!" Bai Xiaochuan said: "It just so happens that I am an obstetrician and gynecology doctor, I am the best at stopping bleeding or something, let me ...... it."

Big brother, don't play me, I'll die if you play.

The demon looked desperate.

As he spoke, Bai Xiaochuan half-squatted down and took off his shoes and began to take off his socks.

Take off your socks, crumple them up, pinch the demon's mouth, and stuff them inside!

"Get it done...... "Clap it with both hands!"