Chapter 160: Grandson, You're Out
"Grandson, wait, look at grandpa!" Just as Shao Yitian was about to use stealth to enter the community, grandpa's words came into Shao Yitian's ears.
Grandpa, what do you want to do? This is the mortal world, don't mess around!
Just when Shao Yitian was wondering what his grandfather would do, the pants of the security guard who stopped Shao Yitian suddenly fell, and the security guard quickly squatted down and wanted to put his pants on, but the security guard felt as if his pants were being pulled by someone, and no matter how much strength he used, he couldn't lift them.
"Fuck you, tell you to stop my grandson!" Grandpa suddenly let go of his hand and kicked the security guard's ass, whose face made intimate contact with the earth.
Shao Yitian couldn't help but shake his head, thinking, grandpa, can we not be so tricky, scoundrel?
When the other two colleagues of the security guard saw this scene, they immediately walked out of the security room.
"What's the matter......" Before the security guard who was walking in front finished speaking, he was tripped by his grandfather who stretched out a leg, and then his face fell directly on the ass of another security guard, and his mouth kissed directly at the other party's chrysanthemum.
"Hmmm, it stinks!" was the first reaction that came to Security Officer B's mind.
There were people coming and going at the entrance of the community, and this scene immediately attracted many passers-by and community owners.
"It's so unbelievable, it's really embarrassing to do such a thing in broad daylight. ”
"Alas, the world is going down! If you two big men want to do this kind of thing, you have to turn off the lights at night!"
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When the security guard in the back saw this strange scene, he was so frightened that he stopped moving, and looked at everything that happened in front of him with a frightened expression.
Shao Yitian took advantage of this opportunity and immediately walked into the community.
Security guards A and B immediately got up from the ground, felt that their faces had been lost, and their faces were as red as monkey butts, and they walked into the security room.
"Grandson, grandpa is amazing, right?" Grandpa came to Shao Yitian's side at some point and invited Shao Yitian for credit.
When Shao Yitian heard this, how awkward it sounded, as if he was scolding.
According to the address given by Liu Sihan, Shao Yitian came directly to Li Yongfa's residence and rang the doorbell.
Soon, a nanny walked out and opened the door, and when she saw Shao Yitian's unfamiliar face, the nanny asked, "Who are you looking for?"
Shao Yitian said: "Auntie, I'm looking for Boss Li." ”
The nanny glanced at Shao Yitian, then opened the door and let Shao Yitian in.
Shao Yitian walked into Li Yongfa's villa and saw Li Yongfa sitting on the sofa with his eyes closed, and there was a cup of steaming tea on the coffee table in front of him.
"Sister-in-law Wang, who is it?" asked Li Yongfa with his eyes closed.
"Boss, said he was looking for you. Sister-in-law Wang replied.
"Looking for me?" Li Yongfa opened his eyes, looked at the door, and saw Shao Yitian standing in his house, Li Yongfa's fat body immediately stood up from the sofa.
"Why are you?" Li Yongfa looked at Shao Yitian with a shocked expression.
Shao Yitian said with a smile: "Why can't it be me." Boss Li, don't invite me to sit down and have a cup of tea, is this your Boss Li's hospitality?"
After Shao Yitian finished speaking, without waiting for Li Yongfa to speak, he sat directly on Li Yongfa's sofa.
"This house is so beautiful!" Grandpa followed behind Shao Yitian and let out a heartfelt sigh, "I don't know how many times better than the earthen house that grandpa lived in before his death, alas! People are so happy now, if I knew that I would be born decades later, I would have been able to catch up with this good time." ”
When Shao Yitian heard this, his head was full of black lines, and he thought, grandpa, if you were born a few decades late, what else would that kid have to do with me, I don't know where to make soy sauce.
"Sister-in-law Wang, you can get off work. Li Yongfa waved his hand at the nanny at the door. When the nanny heard this, she immediately took off her apron, then cleaned up and left.
The reason why Li Yongfa asked Sister-in-law Wang to get off work first was because he didn't want his conversation with Shao Yitian to be heard by Sister-in-law Wang.
After Sister-in-law Wang left, Li Yongfa looked at Shao Yitian and said, "Say, what are you looking for me?"
Shao Yitian smiled and said, "Since Boss Li is so happy, then I will get straight to the point, I want Boss Li to tell me, who taught you your stealth skills?"
When Li Yongfa heard this, his body trembled obviously, and a trace of imperceptible horror flashed on his face.
"What do you say, I don't understand what you mean. Li Yongfa shook his head and said.
Shao Yitian took the lighter on the coffee table, played with it in his hand, and said: "Boss Li, don't say dark words in front of the Ming people, your little means can hide from others, but you can't hide from my eyes." ”
Li Yongfa still denied it and said, "I don't understand what you are talking about. I'm sorry, you are not welcome in my house, please leave home quickly, or I will call the property. ”
Shao Yitian saw that Li Yongfa was so stubborn, it seems that he will not tell the truth honestly if he doesn't give him a little bit of power.
"Come out, hoe!" Shao Yitian pretended to shout, and then the hoe appeared in Shao Yitian's hand.
When Li Yongfa saw this scene, his eyes were straight, this ...... Is this a Shenma situation?
Shao Yitian raised his hoe, and with a hoe, he split the coffee table in front of Li Yongfa.
"I'll go! This thing must be worth a lot, you look at the wood, this workmanship. Grandson, you are too loser!" Grandpa said bitterly when he saw Shao Yitian destroy a mahogany coffee table with a hoe.
"If you don't say it, this coffee table will be your fate!" Shao Yitian picked up a hoe and threatened in front of Li Yongfa.
Li Yongfa can be regarded as a person who has seen strong winds and waves, but after seeing Shao Yitian show this hand, he was still so frightened that he trembled and looked terrified.
"I ...... I don't know, I don't know anything. Although Li Yongfa was frightened, his mind was still clear, and he knew that the killing of Zhao Yan could not be said, and once he said it, he would either eat a gun or spend the rest of his life in prison.
This Li Yongfa is really hard-boned, it seems that the knife is really on the neck of this goods, he is willing to tell the truth, he is really toasting and not eating and drinking!
"Grandson, your method of extorting confessions is not good, you are out, look at grandpa. ”
When Shao Yitian heard this, thousands of grass and mud horses galloped past in his heart, grandpa, can we speak Mandarin well, don't insert a sentence of English in Chinese from time to time, and the spoken English has a serious hometown accent.
Okay, Grandpa, come on, and show me your masterful methods of coercing confessions.
"Who, who hit me?" Originally, Li Yongfa was frightened by Shao Yitian, but now, his back was suddenly patted on the back, and he felt a gust of wind coming, and the whole thing trembled involuntarily.
Although Shao Yitian couldn't see his grandfather's movements clearly, he also knew that it was his grandfather who beat Li Yongfa.
"Smack!"
A crisp slap sounded, and then, Li Yongfa's left cheek slowly turned red, like a monkey's buttocks, and then, finger prints appeared.
"Who is it? Come out for me, kind of come out for me!" Li Yongfa covered his swollen cheek with one hand, spun in place, and roared loudly.
"Don't think I don't know you use an invisibility talisman, come out and ......" Li Yongfa was angry with a hint of horror, wanting to vent his fear in his heart by yelling.
Could it be that Li Yongfa went to Liu Zhengzhi's villa to kill people not by stealth techniques, but by stealth talismans! But who gave Li Yongfa this invisibility talisman? This thing is not something that ordinary people can have.
"Hehe...... grandpa let out a burst of piercing laughter, and said: "Boy, your uncle and I don't use any invisibility talismans, your uncle and I are the officials of the underworld, if you want to know each other, just answer my good grandson's words honestly, if you don't know each other, wait for me to extract the soul first, so that your whole person is listless all day long, insomnia and dreams, frequent urination and inexhaustible, and it will also make your little brother can't get up, the so-called peach blossom cave is in front of you, and the little brother is weak and empty sigh." ”
Grandpa, you are so talented, grandson can't help but give you thirty-two likes, and don't give any more. Your old man's words are simply old and talented, especially the last line of the poem, which is simply amazing!
But, grandpa, can he Li Yongfa hear what you just said?