Jiang Xiaoyu glared at him and pretended to be angry

"Nope! Won't you learn? ”

I didn't expect Geng Buyue to come directly to the sentence

"I can't learn!"

Jiang Xiaoyu smiled evilly

"Can't you learn, right? This is very easy to do, if you can't sing, run along the playground when the time comes, learn to sing while running, and ensure that you can't run less than three or five laps, one learns faster than the other, and sings louder! ”

Wang Jinbao smacked when he heard this, and secretly glared at Jiang Xiaoyu, thinking that my dedication to the motherland was made by everyone's concerted efforts, not by singing on the lips of the mouth! If singing can sing oil, then more than a billion people in our country don't have to do anything all day long, just sing for a few days, our country is not rich and flowing oil, but directly swimming in oil, but I don't know that the brain-dead suddenly came to the sentence

"Instructor Jiang, if we learn this song, can we go back to the dormitory to rest at other times?"

Jiang Xiaoyu said with a wicked smile when he heard this

"Rest is a must, and today when we learn songs, we sit in a circle on the lawn and learn! But it's a bit difficult to go back to the dormitory, because our military training hasn't ended yet! In order to draw a successful end to our military training and leave some good memories for everyone, I decided to learn two more military songs, one is the "Green Flower in the Army" that the girl said just now, and the other is "Love Police Martial Arts Song"! ”

Wang Jinbao pursed his lips angrily, thinking that he wanted to show his face well, but he didn't expect that the songs he had never heard were worse than learning English, so he said a little irritably

"Instructor Jiang, it's difficult for a good woman to cook without rice, how can we learn without lyrics? Besides, no one can sing, no one teaches us how to learn? ”

Unexpectedly, Jiang Xiaoyu smiled faintly

"I have already printed the lyrics, the girls in your class can sing "Green Flowers in the Army" again, "I Dedicate Oil to the Motherland" A few of you boys can sing, and I will sing the rest of "Love Police and Martial Arts"! Let's practice the queue formation a few times, and when we take a break, let's start learning songs! Attention! The first row is walking! ”

Wang Jinbao rolled his eyes angrily, and kept scolding in his heart, it seems that he is really not afraid of god-like opponents, but afraid of pig-like teammates, fortunately, in a few days, he will be finished with these crazy people, and in the next two days, every pore on the thigh surface of the thigh that is being kicked is as if there are steel needles inserted.

Finally stayed up until September 29th, in the morning all the freshmen and school leaders, class teachers and instructors, took a group photo, when the team walked towards the review stand, Wang Jinbao suddenly became six gods and no owner, thinking that so many people, in case they queue up to walk away, then it will really throw people away, but before he thought about how to go, followed the team smoothly through the review stand, the queue formation competition ended like this, and then the school leaders finished speaking, while returning to the dormitory early, because there is no need to train in the afternoon, everyone has breakfast, Everyone is doing one thing, stuffing the blankets and sheets that came to the beginning of the school year into the suitcase and waiting for the end of the opening ceremony in the evening, and going home early the next day to make up for this lazy sleep that has not been slept.

After packing up the things, everyone was lying on the bed blowing the non-taxed cows, and it was just dark and the squad leader Yue Gang pushed open the dormitory door as if he was being chased by a wolf

"What are you doing asleep at 214?"

Wang Jinbao twisted his head and glanced at it, and said with some irritability

"What are we doing asleep? Is it squatting in bed? ”

Yue Gang rolled his eyes angrily, and then said helplessly

"Too lazy to talk to your half-brain? Hurry up! The rest of the class is leaving the auditorium early, so we have to hurry up! I'm going to be late, I've been caught by the student union, and my face won't look good when I stand at the door!"

Hearing the student union, Wang Jinbao instantly felt his scalp tingle, swished out of bed, and said helplessly while putting on his shoes

"Oops! Why are there these neurotic student unions everywhere, why don't they graduate and hurry to work? It's annoying! ”

Yue Gang smiled bitterly

"No more nonsense! Hurry up! This year's student union has graduated, and there will be another student union! Therefore, you should stop dreaming, it is better to be honest all day, and don't put bricks under your neck when you have nothing to do! ”

Wang Jinbao pursed his lips angrily, and then asked extremely puzzled

"Oops! I'm going to take these nerves! Do you think they're in the water! When others eat, they don't eat and run to the cafeteria to check the quality of the meals! When others are sleeping, they don't sleep, like sonar radar, supervise everyone to sleep! Now everyone else is studying for self-study, and they are studying for self-study again, and they come out to catch who is late, do you think they are sick? Don't you know that a student's vocation is to study, and if he is not good at studying, he will be derelict in his duty, so he will lose his job in the future? Doing this kind of thankless effort all day long, not to mention, and it's all about hurting others and not benefiting yourself? What do you think they're trying to do? ”

Yue Gang glared at this when he heard this, and then patted Wang Jinbao on the shoulder

"Brother, no wonder you look like a post-70s! Do you say you don't get tired of so much in a day? Don't worry about it now, whether the student union is derelict or not, and don't worry about whether they will lose their jobs! Think about yourself first, can you not be standing at the door! And don't forget, the people who can enter the student union are all dragons and phoenixes among people, not just anyone can enter! It's not that they're in the brain, I'm afraid you don't know, the members of the student union will graduate when they graduate, and when they choose an internship unit, they will have priority! I don't know anything else, I only know that several members of the previous student union have joined CNOOC! Commuting to work by helicopter every day, the salary is even more ridiculously high! ”

Wang Jinbao was shocked when he heard this, thinking that it would be great if he could be a student union, not to mention commuting by helicopter in the future, he would be able to get a good internship unit in the future, which was also the yin virtue of his ancestors, but then he thought that he was simply talking about a dream, this kind of good thing is not related to a dime like himself, but directly related to money, thinking of this, his eyes suddenly lit up, and he strode to catch up with Yue Gang and asked a little puzzled

"Why are there girls in the student union?"

Yue Gang was stunned for a moment, and then laughed

"There are no girls in the student union, who checks the dormitory at night? Is it difficult for you? ”

Wang Jinbao smiled, and then said with a smile

"I'm always ready if I need to! Ensure that after the lights go out in the girls' dormitory, there will be no sound at all! ”

I didn't expect Shi Wentao to say directly

"I believe this! There is only one result for you to go, that is, you laugh, and the girls are all crying silently under the covers! ”