Chapter 1 Inexplicably became a bride
There was a lot of noise outside, Xiao Li opened his eyes angrily, but found that he was not staying in the previous hotel, and the carved tables and chairs in the house were antique, which was rare even in the ancient town.
She was asleep like this, still wearing Song pants and high heels, holding her bag in her arms, and I don't know who brought her here.
"Bride, bride is coming out, the auspicious time is coming!"
Xiao Li didn't understand which one to play, so he opened the door and went out to watch the excitement, but as soon as he opened the door, he was startled, and there were a bunch of people standing outside the door, wearing extremely festive costumes. Especially the aunt standing by the door who was about to knock on the door, rubbing grease and powder, and pinning a big red flower on her head, not only made people feel festive, but also a little funny.
Seeing Xiao Li come out, the aunt was stunned, looked in, and shouted the bride in her mouth.
Although Xiao Li was a little inexplicable, there was still something about her, so she went straight out. There are more people outside the door, there are tall horses and sedan chairs, in addition to the happy team to welcome relatives, there are also people who eat melons on both sides of the road.
What shocked Xiao Li even more was that everyone here was wearing ancient costumes.
"Is Xiao Wanyin still married? If you don't marry, let her hurry up and say it, Lao Tzu will go back to sleep! ”
The groom sat on the horse and shouted impatiently, Xiao Li couldn't help but glance sideways at him, not to mention, he was very good-looking, with a wide nose bridge, deep eyebrows and eyes, handsome like a TV star, but he couldn't match his lines.
However, it was a little hot outside, Xiao Li admired the perfect man, turned his head and opened the oil-paper umbrella he bought for this trip, and planned to leave through the crowd.
Unexpectedly, the groom suddenly turned his head and stared at her back for a long time, and raised his eyebrows, "Xiao Wanyin!" ”
Xiao Li ignored it, but the groom suddenly drove forward, and before Xiao Li could react, he was taken captive on horseback.
"Fuck it, Xiao Wanyin is here!"
Xi Po was stunned, the people who ate melons were in an uproar, and they were unwilling to see it, and it was the first time to catch the bride on the big day, not to mention that the groom's method was fast and ruthless, so that people couldn't help but applaud and cheer.
In an instant, Xiao Li was hung on the horse's back, as if she had hung a trophy, she struggled wildly, but the groom's strength was surprisingly strong, and he pressed the person on the horse's back, unable to move at all.
"I'm not Xiao Wanyin, you recognized the wrong person!"
The groom's official raised his eyebrows, "If you want to say that I still have to be suspicious, since you said no, then you are not bad!" ”
"You're sick in the head! Said I'm not! Xiao Li kicked hard, but he didn't hit anything, but he startled the horse, and stood up with a long sigh.
The horses Xiao Li has seen in his life are either watching TV or zoos, and he has never been within five meters of the horse, and this time he is still riding on horseback, and his face is pale with fright, and he is stiff and dare not move.
The groom laughed, "You said that this girl from a scholar's family is different, this timid and rabbit-like." said that his hands were particularly annoying, he touched Xiao Li's face twice, pinched his chin and looked at it for a long time, and praised it.
"Tender, white, and good-looking, Lao Tzu doesn't lose this time, haha."
Xiao Li's face turned green, and even Xi Po's face was a little more embarrassed.
It's the first time for her to greet her like this, not to mention that the bride ran away, the groom is still a hooligan. Even the hooligans are not so frivolous in front of everyone, and they are so frivolous and have not passed the door.
It is said that soldiers and ruffians are not stingy, and they are really more bastards than the second bastards.
Xiao Li is a standard cherry mouth, the powder is very moist, and the groom's fingers touching her chin can't help but slide up, rubbing back and forth on her mouth, as if she is very interested.
Hui Shangyi didn't have much interest in getting married, but at this moment, he suddenly felt it.
Xiao Li hated such frivolity, regardless of whether this person was an actor invited by Guzhen or not, he opened his mouth to show his sharp teeth, bit down hard, and the smell of blood soon came from his mouth.
I didn't expect her to be so wild, Hui Shangyi frowned, and pinched Xiao Li's chin with the remaining fingers, forcing her to open her mouth and let go of her fingers, looking at herself bloody and stunned for a few seconds, "You are getting more and more fond of me." ”
Xiao Li was also frightened by herself, she didn't expect that she would work so hard and come out with so much blood, and just as she wanted to apologize, she was blocked by Hui Shangyi's words.
"Big brother, your brain is pumping, hurry up and go to the hospital to bandage, I'll pay you for the medical expenses, don't play."
"Haha~ Interesting, how do you want to pay? Pledge in person? I accept your wishes, drive!! Hui Shangyi put his finger in his mouth to remove the residual blood, pulled off the ribbon and wrapped it, and galloped away.
The Xi team was blinded for a few seconds, and immediately chased after it with a sedan chair. It was difficult for Xi Po to run with a fat body, and she was still heard shouting from a distance, "General Hui, happy clothes!" Glad to be convinced! ”
The horse galloped all the way, Xiao Li, who was hanging on horseback, was upside down, his face was pale, and he almost didn't spit it out a few times, and then listened to Hui Shangyi's arrogant laughter above his head, and his teeth itched with hatred, and he regretted that he couldn't give him a good beating before.
The inn where she stayed was not far from Huifu, and it would take ten minutes to arrive. Hui Shangyi resisted Xiao Li off his horse, and rushed into the happy hall happily, seeing that the Hui family was dumbfounded.
Xiao Li was put down by Hui Shangyi in a daze, holding his stomach to endure the churning in his stomach, and his first reaction was to step on the instep of Hui Shangyi's foot with the heel of his high heels.
Hui Shangyi held his breath and didn't scream, but his face changed completely. Xiao Li was a little more comfortable, and secretly regretted that he couldn't wear a pair of thin heels, and it was best to break the bones of his feet!
Before Hui Shangyi and the Hui family could react, Xiao Li pulled out his legs and ran out, Hui Shangyi quickly stopped her by the waist and picked her up, Xiao Li took his arm and took another bite.
Before Hui Shangyi could scream, Xiao Li added another heel to the injured foot.
His face turned completely white, and the Hui family also changed their faces, but their reactions were different.
Hui Yuzhong, the head of the Hui family, smiled with his eyes, touched his beard and looked relieved; The old lady of the Hui family laughed and applauded; The eldest lady was secretly anxious; The second lady gloated; The second young master of the Hui family, Hui Shangxian, looked at the nose and nose and ears; The maid and servant woman were secretly complacent, so lively.
As soon as Hui Shangyi let go, Xiao Li pulled his legs and ran, and within two steps, he was stopped at the door by Hui Shangxian, who looked like he was out of the way.
Hui Shangxian looks like a scholar, he looks very handsome, he carries a folding fan in his hand, he looks polite, and his style is the same, Hui Shangyi is 108,000 miles worse than him.
He bowed to Xiao Li and arched his hand again, "Sister-in-law." ”
Sister-in-law, your sister!
Xiao Li swept his legs past with a whirlwind, and Hui Shangxian fell to the ground in a daze, and two tubes of blood came down from his nose.
The second lady cried and pounced, as if she had killed her son, and the eldest lady was even more worried in her eyes, but the old lady Hui clapped loudly as if she was watching the excitement, and pointed to the second lady, "Daughter-in-law Sun, give this vixen a kick too!" ”
Xiao Li pulled the corners of his mouth, looked at the family members who came in the fight just now, and was afraid that he would not be able to beat it, so he immediately took out his mobile phone and called the police.
However...... It's an alarm call that can be made even if there is no signal, but there is no response at the moment......
Xiao Li's heart sank, and before he could react, he was frozen by Hui Shangyi's own back point, unable to move at all, and his mobile phone fell to the ground.
God fucking pussies, this is not scientific!!
Xiao Li shouted in his heart, but he couldn't stop Hui Shangyi's footsteps, and was carried back to the happy hall by Hui Shangyi, who was limping.
"Singing." Hui Shangyi gestured to the singer.
The singer looked at the sky and looked embarrassed, "Young General, this auspicious time has not yet arrived......"
Hui Shangyi glanced over, it was a rare killing intent, "Lao Tzu said that he would arrive." ”
The relief on Hui Yuzhong's face froze for a while, and his hands straightened with his beard, "You Lao Tzu is here!" ”
Old Man Hui was also angry when he heard this, and slapped Hui Yuzhong on the head, "You Lao Tzu is here!" ”
Hui Yuzhong was still taught a lesson in front of these junior outsiders at this age, and his face was not very good-looking, "Dad, what about my son." ”
Old Man Hui blew his beard and glared, "Lao Tzu just didn't teach you well, so you were blinded by the fox spirit and made a second Hui boss!" My Hui family has been passed down for several generations, and it is your corrupt style that has taken away your mother! ”
At this moment, the eldest lady was comfortable, and the second lady looked heartbroken, looking at Hui Yuzhong with grief, and Hui Shangxian looked uncertain.
The old matter of adulthood was brought up by his father in public, and Hui Yuzhong's face was naturally even more unbearable, so he avoided the sad gaze of the second lady, pretended to cough a few times, and called the singer with a black face.
Xiao Li was forced to worship in the hall and sent into the cave room.
At that time, it was still early, Xiao Li was sitting in the new house, and a bunch of maids and mothers were sitting around, staring at her strange clothes.
Hui Shangyi had already unlocked Xiao Li's acupoint and went to the front yard to toast.
Xiao Li didn't want to leave, but Hui Shangyi found a bunch of people to watch her, so that now she can only stare at this pair of old and small women.
The atmosphere in the room was tense, and Ping'er opened the new lady from head to toe carefully: "Young lady......"
Xiao Li raised his eyebrows, "Who is the young lady called?" ”
Ping'er shrunk her head, she only heard the scholarly fragrance of the Xiao family for generations, which provoked General Hui to rush to 'ask for marriage' for his son, where would she have thought that this Miss Xiao family has such a strong personality, even more so than her daughter.
Hearing that Ping'er was scolded, Qin's mother smiled and put on the wedding dress, "Young lady, on the day of great joy, let's put on new clothes and ask for good luck." ”
The corners of Xiao Li's eyes twitched, I'm unlucky to be like this, and there is auspiciousness to ask for?
After all, the other party is also old, and it is really difficult to scold, Xiao Li don't look over his head and carefully look at the furnishings in the house.
There are a lot of vases and paintings, the bookshelves are full of ancient books, the tables, chairs, benches and floors are carved with flowers, and the golden cups, plates and bowls are carved with dragons and phoenixes.
"Your crew is quite willing to spend money, and it is so exquisite."