Chapter 172: Male and Female Toads
I told him what it was later, but I didn't figure it out, the book said that that thing had been missing for nearly thousands of years, how could it appear in the Luo family, and he was bent on cutting Old Man Luo's stomach.
Estimate what cause and effect there is.
It's better to go back first, and ask when the thing comes back next time.
When we returned to the villa, Hua Butterfly told us that Mr. Luo couldn't stand the pain, and as soon as we left, he hugged the wine jar and started drinking, and he was already sleeping like a dead pig.
Luo Zhong hurriedly asked me what to do?
What else can I do, wait for the next time.
Luo Zhong hurriedly asked someone to prepare a meal for me, but his relatives were quite impatient, and they all frowned coldly: "Why don't you leave?" ”
"Second aunt."
Luo Zhong was particularly tough this time: "When will my guests leave, it seems that it is not your turn, right?" ”
The woman with the jade earrings immediately glanced at Luo Tonghua, and Luo Tonghua stood up and accused Luo Zhong: "What is your attitude?" I also help outsiders talk to their families! ”
Luo Zhong couldn't help but sneer: "You can still tell who is an outsider and who is a family member?" ”
"You're my own sister, don't have the same heart as me. Together with them, you did everything possible to obstruct me from finding Mr. Yin Yang to save my father, what kind of heart do you have? ”
As soon as the words fell, his seven or eight aunts immediately exploded: "What did you say?" Who are the outsiders? ”
"Open your ugly eyes with only one slit left, and see clearly, which one of the people present is not surnamed Luo? Our father is your grandfather, and we all look like your grandfather, inheriting the excellent genes of the Luo family. ”
"Except for you!"
"Look at how ugly you are! I suspect that your mother stole your life, and you have the face to say that we are outsiders!? ”
Luo Zhong's two fists were invincible to his four hands, and he didn't even have a chance to fight back when he was scolded by them.
The woman with jade earrings even pulled Luo Tonghua and mentioned it to her like a little chicken: "You take a good look at it, you are better than him Luo Zhong and can't see anywhere." ”
"I'm in my thirties, and I can't even find my in-laws. What kind of system does it become to live in my mother's house every day, eat ours and use ours? ”
Luo Tonghua was immediately ashamed and buried her head low.
Obviously, she deeply believes in the words of the jade earrings, but she is not clear about the relationship between this family at all, and she does not understand that her aunts married out early to become another family, and no matter how she is an old girl, she uses her own family's money, which is her father's.
It is only natural for a daughter to spend her father's money.
She was ashamed, as if her aunt was right.
When the jade earrings saw her soft-faced melon posture, they pinched her more at ease, poked her head and counted: "You! You can only stand on us if you rely on us, do you know? ”
"You see that you look so similar to that ugly brother and ugly girl, you don't like your father, and in the future, your father will give us the family property, and he doesn't want us to support you?"
"Be smart, don't have anything to do, one brother at a time."
"You draw a line with him, and your father will kick you out in the future, and we can still talk to you to protect you, right? If your dad gets angry with you then, don't blame us for not helping you. ”
Profound!
I said, how can Luo Tonghua let his own brother not unite but help outsiders do things? It turned out that there was such a reason, because she was ugly and inferior, and she also thought that her brother would definitely not get the family property, so it was better to talk to her father's brothers and sisters, hoping that they would treat themselves better in the future.
Before I could speak, Hua Butterfly had already hooked the corners of Luo Tonghua's mouth with disdain, and Xie Sifei was even more blunt, scolding: "Idiot! ”
"I don't rely on my own brother, but help outsiders. Can an outsider give you the property if he takes it? They're treating you well now, so you! You wait to see what they do to you when the property arrives? Not to mention that in the future, just rush to their attitude towards you, and if your father dies again in the future, they will still be good to you if they take the family property? ”
It's just that it's weird if I don't kill you.
Luo Tonghua was stunned for a moment, obviously surprised by Xie Sifei's words, it is estimated that she hadn't thought about it so long-term before, and it took her half a day to come back, but she couldn't fully accept it, and defended: "That... It's not their fault, it's all because I'm so ugly. They did this to me, and they deserved to be punished. ”
What's that?
It's natural to be bullied because of the ugly one.,It's the first time I've heard this kind of rhetoric.。
And this kind of thing comes out of the mouth of an ignorant little girl, even if it is not clear, this Luo Tonghua is in her thirties and still can't carry it? It seems that in addition to being simple-minded, he has also been brainwashed in the Luo family.
After all, listening to their words, her father, Old Man Luo, didn't care about her, Luo Zhong and their ugly mother at all, otherwise he wouldn't have watched them being bullied and let them go.
It is estimated that Luo Tonghua is like this, and he also thinks from the bottom of his heart that he will have a good life in the future by tying up his aunts and suppressing his brother together.
At this time, when the seven aunts and eight aunts of the Luo family heard this, they all rushed up to Xie Sifei and drove us out by the way.
Fortunately, at this time, a girl on the third floor rushed out and shouted: "The master is awake!" ”
"Awake?"
Jade earrings muttered expressionlessly: "I usually drink wine and sleep for four or five hours, why did I wake up so quickly today?" ”
In that case, I wish Old Man Luo couldn't wake up and just pass it.
Luo Zhong ignored them and hurriedly took us upstairs.
When I went upstairs, Hua Butterfly whispered to me: "Brother Shouyi, I secretly put something in his wine jar when Mr. Luo was drinking in the afternoon, this thing was originally for people who can't drink, and it can make people not get drunk for a thousand cups." ”
"I thought about letting Old Man Luo sleep, but I didn't know how long it would be delayed, so I poured some wine into him."
As soon as I heard the flower butterfly, it was stable.
If it weren't for her, we wouldn't know how long we would stay in the Luo family and how many white eyes we would suffer.
Hurriedly followed Luo Zhong into the sun room in three or two steps.
I really saw Old Man Luo leaning on the edge of the bed drinking tea, and the big bowl clicked the cup.
Luo Zhong hurriedly knelt down and bowed to him to say goodbye, and then told him what happened just now, he didn't care about Luo Zhong being bullied at all, he just asked if the thing that wanted to cut his stomach was grasped?
I asked him if he had ever offered a body protector or something.
After all, according to my speculation, that thing should be trying to take something out of Old Man Luo's stomach, and it was the thing in Old Man Luo's stomach that made him restless and drank day and night.
I asked Mr. Luo if he had eaten anything unclean recently.
When normal people hear it, they will think about it carefully, after all, their lives are at stake.
Who knew that Old Man Luo's face changed greatly, and he didn't mean to recall it at all, and waved his hand again and again: "No, no!" Are you professional or not? You can catch the thing that wants to cut my belly, you can't catch it, you let someone else catch it, don't talk so much nonsense, okay? ”
As soon as I saw Old Man Luo's attitude, I confirmed my guess in my heart.
After all, drunk people say they're not drunk.
But since he said so, I could only press it down, and said, "Of course, of course, I've found a way to catch that thing, don't drink for a while, draw that thing out, I'll catch it." ”
Don't say it, that thing really seems to have a pattern, and Old Man Luo came as soon as he got drunk.
I saw it holding a golden scissors and going down against Old Man Luo's bulging belly.
But I was prepared, I hid near Mr. Luo's bed in the morning, and when I saw this scene, I kicked Xie Sifei, and he held a pair of scissors to put it on Mr. Luo's stomach one step ahead.
The thing was startled and turned to run.
Who knew that when he turned around, he almost hit the blade of the Heavenly Heart Slashing Dragon Sword, and at the same time I coldly warned him: "Don't move!" ”
It was only then that I saw the thing clearly, covered in pimples, with a wide mouth and big eyes, and the eyeballs were still bulging outward. The key is that there is a puddle of water stains where it squats, and at the same time, there is a fragrance of spring water.
Xie Sifei saw it: "Mom! What a frog has become a sperm! ”
"You're the frog!"
The thing was very unhappy when he heard it: "Your whole family is frogs." ”
I also hurriedly told Xie Sifei that this was not a frog, but something called a water toad.
Xie Sifei hurriedly asked what a water toad is.
It is recorded in the book that this thing was originally the treasure of the Yellow Emperor in ancient times.
It produces a steady stream of water, which is equivalent to a small spring.
When the Yellow Emperor fought Chiyou, he was trapped on a mountain. The mountain was rocky and water-scarce, and soon the last bit of water was almost drained by the soldiers.
Seeing that the ammunition was about to run out, the Yellow Emperor released the water toad into the spring, and immediately the spring gushed out endlessly.
The Yellow Emperor and the soldiers also relied on this water to survive the most difficult time, and when Emperor Yan came to rescue the army, he defeated Chiyou. But after that, the toad disappeared and never returned to the emperor.
Why are you here now, still bent on digging out the old man's belly?
Is it possible?
Thinking of this, I quietly gave Xie Sifei a look, Xie Sifei understood, and said to the water toad: "Hengzhu, you also want to kill this old man, why don't I help you." ”
Then he raised the scissors and was about to pierce Old Man Luo's belly.
The water toad was suddenly very anxious, and wanted to rush up but was afraid of the Tianxin Dragon Slashing Sword Qi, so he could only warn Xie Sifei with an urn sound: "Don't move my wife!! ”
"What's that?"
Xie Sifei's hand holding the scissors stopped, and looked at the old man Luo with a round belly and asked incredulously: "He... He's your wife? ”
"What's with what!"
Xie Sifei's brain circuit can't even listen to me: "It said that the belly of your subordinates, the thing in the stomach is its wife!" ”
The thing immediately said, "That's right, my wife is in his belly!" ”
That's exactly what I guessed.
Since ancient times, this has paid attention to the harmony of yin and yang, and male and female go hand in hand.
The book says that the water toad is a male toad, and there is a wine toad that is a female toad.
Where the toad is, there will be a toad, and conversely, there will be a toad where the toad is.
When the Yellow Emperor put the water toad into the mountain spring and never returned, the female wine toad disappeared, and the male water toad was irritable and disappeared within a few days.
As the name suggests, she can produce wine and is good at wine.
If my guess is correct, Old Man Luo should have swallowed the wine toad into his stomach by some coincidence, so he became addicted to alcohol and couldn't live without alcohol.
The thing snorted and said you really guessed right.
He also said that some time ago, he and his wife went to Shangshan to eat Ganoderma lucidum, and they were eating happily, but they killed an old man out of nowhere, and they swallowed it alive when they caught it.
This old man is Old Man Luo.
"It's not!"
Xie Sifei still didn't understand: "He's so decent, why are you eating your wife?" ”