Chapter 357: People are not as good as heaven
After reading the book, the address of [Wanbenshen Station]: Avoid the pain of chasing books!
Liang Wei saw that Wang Jinbao was in a hurry, pulled him to sit down, and said helplessly
"Oops! Aren't you tired after a day of climbing the mountain? I don't know if good men don't fight women! If you don't say anything, I don't believe anyone can sell you! ”
Wang Jinbao stood up angrily, stared at Liang Wei with his eyes, and said extremely irritably
"Of course I know that good men don't fight with women, but a man won't swallow this bad breath! Have you ever seen such a femme fatale? I didn't provoke her, why should you scold me! ”
Liang Wei glared at him and sat down again, and said with some irritation
"Oops! Are you really sick? Have you ever seen that person in the world was scolded to death, and he didn't even anger himself to death! As the saying goes, if the prime minister can hold the boat in his belly, you can't be magnificent! Angry with women, I see that you are not far from death! Hurry up and sit down and get a good night's sleep, and go back to eat your fried noodles! ”
As soon as the words fell, I didn't expect that Li Yun didn't say anything, but Shi Wentao stood up and gritted his teeth with hatred
"Half a brain! What are you scolding our Li Yun for? If you're a gentleman, let's get out of the car now and go alone! Whoever doesn't get out of the car is his grandmother's birth! Do you dare! ”
Wang Jinbao stood up again, thinking that although Lao Tzu was low-key like a fool, forced, but it didn't mean that Lao Tzu was a fool, forced, his grandmother was simply bullying, bullying addicted, chasing in the sewer pipe to tease the girl called Huazi, tasted the sweetness, even if Lao Tzu was beaten all over the ground looking for teeth, then he had to fight to the death with you, otherwise how embarrassed to stand and pee in the future, so he tried to go out and follow the guy, Meimei did a fight, and by the way, the new account and the old account were calculated together, but he was blocked by Liang Wei, and he couldn't go out, Then he roared angrily
"Your mother opened her mouth to scold me, could it be that her broken mouth would only scold people except for giving birth to a baby? My business with you, she ran so fast as a woman, and she was in a hurry to reincarnate into a vixen! ”
Shi Wentao was angry and prepared to clean up Wang Jinbao later, but he was pulled by Li Yun again, he glared angrily, and then immediately retorted
"Please keep your mouth clean! I know your mouth, in addition to being strained, and then scolding! May I ask which ear of yours heard Li Yun scolding you! May I ask if he mentioned your name or your surname! You say that you are not cheap, there are people who dream of picking up money, I am the first time I have seen it, and you are not embarrassed to pick up and scold everywhere? Take 10,000 steps back and say, if you admit that you are half-brained in front of the big guy now! Confirm yourself as two hundred and five! Eat two bites of and prove yourself a psychopath! If you dare, I'll slap Li Yun's mouth right now until the fan bleeds! If you don't dare to compare, turn it off, sit down obediently, don't make noise, and affect the rest of the big guy! ”
Wang Jinbao was instantly a little overwhelmed, but in any case, he must not let Shi Wentao, with the woman who should have been himself in his arms, turn over and take his own woman, disgusting himself here, if he will admit it, it will be equivalent to putting Shi Wentao on his head with a torn trouser head, holding the paper he and Li Yun used at night, and wiping his mouth while wiping his mouth and asking cheaply, what does this taste like, but this cheap, these words said by people, that is not a single thing, let alone do it, and then his eyes rolled
"Oops! I've seen pigs with their noses stuck in onions and pretending to be elephants! It's the first time I've seen someone pretending to be a big-tailed wolf with a broom! Everyone knows you're cheap, but don't be so obvious, okay? You've just asked me so much! May I ask you to keep saying that your family Li Yun, are you half-brothers and sisters? Or a half-sibling? If not, then you are not a family in the traditional sense! But there is a possibility, unless the two of you are already married, do you have a marriage certificate? If not, if it sounds good, it's called illegal cohabitation, and if it's ugly, it's called blatant hooliganism! How do you prove it, Li Yun, your family! ”
Shi Wentao was asked, and said at a loss
"You monkey brother, it's not all! Do you still need to prove this? Could it be that your long eyes are angry, your long mouth is a fart, and your life is misplaced! I've never seen such a strange thing as you! How can you ask such a childish question! ”
Wang Jinbao rolled his eyes, and didn't think about it directly
"No more nonsense! Don't worry about my parts just yet! Besides, whether it's misplaced on my body, it's good! Crippled or not! But it's still on my body, unlike you, who speak yin and yang, and are full of sissies! Isn't it that some symbolic part of the body is not completely removed! It has become so gloomy, like the undefeated East! ”
Li Yun was said by Wang Jinbao, and instantly became Yue Lingshan, who was guarding the widow, so he pulled Shi Wentao to sit beside him, and said with his mouth pursed
"Those who are clear are self-purifying, what is there to prove! Tell you not to eat dog meat! Don't eat dog meat, you have to say anything, dog meat rolls three times, and the gods can't stand steadily! Now it's okay, I didn't eat the greedy dog meat, and I lost the dog leash! It's okay to break some money, but your mouth is full of dog hair now, come and I'll wipe it for you! ”
Xu Daning finished counting the number of people in the other car at this time, and just heard this sentence in front of the car, so he said happily while walking up
"It's not normal if there is no dog hair, haven't you heard a dog bite a dog's mouthful! Wasn't it quite lively in the carriage just now? Who the hell is fighting with whom! Why did you suddenly stop and continue to pinch! ”
As soon as the words fell, I didn't expect Wan Pengzhou, who had been in love with Li Yun for a long time, to be unable to bear such a miserable result, so he was angry and said directly
"Mr. Xu, you heard it wrong! Just now, two people were fighting, but two male dogs were making trouble! ”
The classmates all laughed when they heard this, Liang Wei looked at Wang Jinhai with a black and red face, and said with some schadenfreude
"Hey! Now I'm satisfied! As the saying goes, although my fair lady is a gentleman, a gentleman is good, let's not say whether you are a gentleman or not, even if you are a villain, what do you want such a dominatrix for! And it could be a treated dominatrix! So hurry up and don't punish yourself with other people's shortcomings! That is self-inflicted iniquity, and you cannot live! ”
Wang Jinbao glared angrily
"Know how to sleep all day long! Sleep! Sleep! Sooner or later, you'll have to sleep on the bed! ”
Liang Wei smiled
"If you don't lie on the bed board when you die, it's hard to lie on the board!"
Then the two pinched the fight, and under the shaking of the car, they fell asleep after a while, and as a result, they used the bumpy mountain road as the legendary Simmons bed, and when they dreamed of spring and autumn, Xu Daning stretched his waist
"Tomorrow, you don't have to wear red overalls, let's go climb Kongtong Mountain in casual clothes!"
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