Qi: I'm drunk

When I came to the place where the lights were bright, a familiar feeling came to my face: this horse is the place where men should come!

"Yo, Brother Jun, it's been a long time!" The bartender brother saw Zhang Jun come in, did not stop the movements in his hand, and greeted.

"Busy!" Zhang Jun said a word casually.

"The old rules?" The little brother asked.

Zhang Jun is a veteran of clubbing, and his favorite in the past is whiskey. Because Zhang Jun thinks that of course men should drink whiskey! Whisky is made by blending carefully selected malt spirits that have been matured in the natural forest for a long time. Fresh and smooth, the botanical fragrance of young leaves and grass and amaria runs through it, and the elegant smoky taste in the aftertaste makes it fresh and unique, and its taste, aroma and color are so complementary.

But today he didn't want to drink whiskey, because now his mood was down: "Snake venom!" ”

The bartender brother was a little surprised, because he had only drunk whiskey since he had been in contact with Zhang Jun for so long: "Brother Jun, have you changed your taste?" ”

"Less nonsense, wine." Zhang Jun was a little impatient.

Seeing Zhang Jun like this, the little brother didn't say anything more, turned around and prepared to drink.

It's ten o'clock at night, people who like nightlife, this time is the beginning of their wonderful life, there are a lot of people in the bar today, and all kinds of bewitching girls in the middle of the dance floor are constantly shaking their bodies with the deafening disco music. Suddenly, an ambiguous atmosphere enveloped the entire bar, and a coldly dressed woman came to Zhang Jun's side and said in a flirtatious language: "Handsome guy, alone? And sat on Zhang Jun's body.

Zhang Jun caught the woman with both hands, and said equally defiantly: "You accompany me?" ”

"Willingly until!" The woman replied cheerfully. Zhang Jun held the woman's shoulders with both hands, closed his eyes, and was about to press his lips up, when suddenly the scene of kissing Xiaoda came to mind and pushed the woman away.

"What for?" The woman was thrust and hurt.

"Get out!" Zhang Jun roared angrily.

"Neurotic!" The woman scolded and walked away.

At this time, the bartender brought the snake venom he ordered, and Zhang Jun took a big sip.

"Take it easy, this wine is too strong." The little brother kindly reminded.

Zhang Jun couldn't manage so much, and then took another big ......

Zhang Jun stumbled out of the bar and dialed Xiaoda's phone in a vague way.

"Hey~" Xiaoda heard the ringtone, turned on the bedside lamp and rubbed his eyes to answer the phone.

"Yu, Yu Xiaoda, have you slept?"

"Brother Jun?" Xiaoda looked at his phone again, and was very surprised that Zhang Jun called him at this time.

"Yu Xiaoda, I have something to tell you......"

"You say."

"I ......"

Boom, Zhang Jun fell......

"Hey, Brother Jun......"

Just a couple on the opposite side came over, saw Zhang Jun fall down and hurriedly came over to help him, heard that the mobile phone was still talking, the man took the phone: "Hey, hello, your friend should be drunk, or you come to pick him up." ”

"Ah, drunk?" Xiaomeng is reluctant, because there is a game tomorrow, and I want to go to bed early tonight to recuperate. After thinking about it, I couldn't leave him alone.

"Hello, where is he now?"

"Oh, the Blue Shield Bar. And he lay by the gate. ”

"Oh, okay. Thank you. I'll come right over. ”

Xiaoda got dressed and said a word to his sister and went out, it was really strange that he didn't beg his sister to accompany him at this time.

took a taxi to the Blue Shield Bar, and Xiao Da glanced left and right and found Zhang Jun. In the dim light, Zhang Juntou sat against the wall, uncertain, and in a trance, which should be quite uncomfortable. Xiaoda walked over and squatted in front of him: "Brother Jun, what's wrong with you?" How do you drink so much alcohol? ”

Hearing Xiaoda's voice, Zhang Jun's head moved: "Why are you here?" And reached out to touch Xiaoda: "Are you here?" ”

"Well, don't you sleep on the street?" Xiaoda was a little emotional.

"Thank you." Zhang Jun's hand hung down weakly.

"Shall I send you home? Where is your home? "Xiao Da couldn't understand why these people liked to get drunk.

"Home? Okay, go home! "Zhang Jun is really delirious.

"I said where is your home? You tell me, I'll send you back. "Xiaoda really can't stand the smell of this wine.

"Okay, go home!"

Xiaoda was helpless: "Forget it, then go to my house first." ”

Xiaoda struggled to help Zhang Jun up: "This is too heavy!" Do you usually eat iron? ”

"Hey, where's your car?"

"Garage!"

I understand that. What about the keys? ”

There was no sound again. Xiaoda held Zhang Jun with one hand and touched the key in his trouser pocket with the other. But now it is particularly difficult for Xiaoda to touch the key's hand in this position, and accidentally touched a sensitive part, Xiaoda quickly withdrew his hand, and his face turned red. Zhang Jun was instantly ignited by this touch, turned around and pressed Xiaoda back to the wall and leaned down to kiss his lips heavily, slowly increasing the force, knocking his lips and teeth, sucking his upper lip little by little, and biting his upper lip with his teeth......

Xiaoda panicked, and he didn't know how to move for a while. When he reacted, he pushed Zhang Jun away: "What are you doing?" ”

This push directly pushed Zhang Jun to the ground, and Xiaoda sighed: "Is this a broken love?" Then he helped Zhang Jun up and left.

Back at home, Xiaoda lightly helped Zhang Jun into the bedroom like a thief and threw him on the bed, and he was so tired that he lay down......

The next morning, the sun shone in through the window and sprinkled on Zhang Jun's face. Zhang Jun rubbed his eyes and suddenly found that he had a severe headache, turned his head and was startled, why is there still a person on the bed? Immediately sat up and fixed his eyes to see that it was Xiaoda, so he tried to search for everything about last night: I went to the Blue Shield Bar, and then drank snake venom, and then it seemed that Yu Xiaoda was coming, behind, and there was a short film behind......

Zhang Jun felt that his head was getting more and more painful, and he punched the quilt: ", I can actually drink broken pieces when I step on a horse." ”

This movement woke up Xiao Da, Xiao Da obviously didn't wake up, and yawned: "Are you awake?" ”

"Oh, sorry to wake you up." Zhang Jun was apologetic.

"It's okay, it's time to wake up." Xiaoda sat up.

"Why did you drink so much last night? Are you out of love? ”

"Broken love? How could I fall out of love? It's always me who makes people fall out of love! "Zhang Jun's damn desire to win.

"Then you catch me and kiss me?"

"Huh?" Zhang Jun himself was taken aback.

"It's good that you don't like men, otherwise I would have thought you liked me." Xiaoda joked.

"Who said I don't like men, but I like men, are you afraid?" Zhang Jun was stunned for a moment, but it was fleeting. turned around and pressed Xiaoda under him.

Xiaoda was a little flustered, and hurriedly pushed Zhang Jun away: "Okay, don't make trouble, get up." There are still games today. Then he got up and went out.

Zhang Jun looked at Xiao Da, who fled in a panic, and the corners of his mouth rose slightly, but he still felt that his head hurt.

"Hey, I can't wear this outfit anymore, borrow your clothes from me again."

"You didn't take your clothes in the afternoon, take them yourself in the closet!"

When I took the clothes in the afternoon, I was embarrassed by Xiaomeng and forgot to take the clothes when I left, which is just right.

"Looks like I'll put a few more clothes on your side next time just in case!" Zhang Jun got dressed and walked to the living room to find water to drink.

"No, don't call me if there's anything like this in the future. I was tossed by you last night, my waist. Xiao Da said as he brushed his teeth.

Xiao Meng, who was woken up by them, was already stunned when she saw Zhang Jun standing in the living room as soon as she went out, and when she heard Xiaoda's words, she was so shocked that she was shocked, and the sentence echoed repeatedly in her head: I was tossed by you last night, and I was tossed by you last night......

"You, you ...... last night" Xiaomeng didn't know how to ask this sentence anymore.

"Sister, sister, you misunderstood. He drank too much last night, and he called me, and I didn't know where his house was, and I couldn't let him sleep on the street, so I had to go to our house first. Hearing his sister's words, Xiaoda hurriedly came out to explain.

"Oh, you went out last night to pick him up? Why didn't he call others when he drank too much? Xiao Meng didn't believe it.

"How do I know!" The current Xiao Da really didn't figure this out.

"Well, I drank too much. made a casual call, didn't you just call Xiaoda. Zhang Jun felt that he couldn't just stand and not speak.

"Whatever you want? It's 2023. The male and male cp is no longer strange, I think my sister was still a senior rotten girl! Xiao Meng's words frightened Xiao Da.

"Sister, what are you talking about! What a male male cp, I'm a straight man, a straight man! ”

"Yes, yes, you're straight." Xiaomeng is actually very open-minded, love does not distinguish between men and women, and she doesn't care how Xiaoda justifies.

"Alright, you hurry up!" Xiaoda felt that it was all Zhang Jun's goods, and drove him away in disgust.

"I'm leaving, will you take a taxi to the race site yourself?" Zhang Jun asked tentatively.

"That's not good, why don't you take a hitchhiker." Xiaomeng thought that it would definitely be difficult to take a taxi on the weekend.

Zhang Jun looked at Xiaoda: "That ......"

"Hurry up and wash up! It's going to be late! "Xiaoda, this can be regarded as acquiescence.