The waiter bit his lip

"Pig's trotters, for pregnant women, have a certain effect of promoting milk, but men can also supplement collagen after eating!"

Fan Lei raised his injured hand and said with a smile

"Hehehe, my hands are like this, even if I eat pig's trotters every day, I'm afraid it won't help! Let's have a spicy shrimp pot base! ”

The waiter looked at He Xiaogang with some embarrassment

"Sir, which pot do you want?"

He Xiaogang smiled

"Then let's have a spicy pot first, and then have a spicy pot base after eating!"

The waiter pursed his lips and said helplessly

"Sir, after you finish eating the shrimp, we only need to add the extra spicy pot base to it, there is no need to change the bottom of the pot!"

He Xiaogang glared at him and said directly

"I've eaten hot pot! Know! ”

The waiter sighed

"Excuse me! The dish will be served immediately! ”

After the waiter left, Wang Jinbao quickly disassembled the cigarette in order to ease the atmosphere

"Smoke a cigarette first!"

Wang Jinbao lit his cigarette for a while, and the waiter came in again

"May I ask if your wine is served now, or when you will eat it?"

Fan Lei glared

"You don't care! Just take the wine apart and grab a few glasses and you're good to go! ”

The waiter unscrews all the bottles

"Okay! Hold on! ”

Wang Jinbao beat a drum in his heart, these two guys, there is no need to use a waiter to fight, they really took the man for nothing, so he handed the cigarette again

"Oops! Come smoke! Today's waiter, the service attitude is really good! ”

Fan Lei glared

"Can you have a little talent, why are all Yang noblewomen when you see women!"

He Xiaogang smiled bitterly

"I know when you see a sow, you have double eyelids!"

At this time, the waiter came in embarrassed

"Please use it slowly!"

Fan Lei glared

"Beauty, don't be angry, can I ask you another question!"

The waiter smiled flushed

"Sir is polite, please speak!"

Fan Lei picked up the small glass of drinking liquor and said

"You still drink with this to moisten your throat! If I'm not mistaken, we Inner Mongolians drink with bowls! ”

At this time, the waiter, who had always been gentle and elegant, suddenly became angry

"Do you want to use a small bowl of soup or a big old bowl for meat!"

He Xiaogang was anxious all of a sudden

"Call your manager! See if there is a stone trough to feed the pigs, and get us three drinks! ”

Wang Jinbao quickly stood up and smiled at the waiter

"Don't be angry, beauty! They've always been straight-talking, so please take three small cups of beer! Thank you! ”

The waiter bit his lip

"Wait a minute!"

Wang Jinbao hurriedly poured three glasses of wine, and when the spicy shrimp came up to eat and drink and brag, who would have thought that Fan Lei would pick up the wine glass

"I haven't seen you for more than a month, take the wind and wash the dust for our He Gongzi!"

Wang Jinbao hurriedly picked it up and took a sip gently, just put it down, but he didn't expect He Xiaogang to be anxious all of a sudden

"What do you mean? Don't you know how deep your feelings are? ”

Wang Jinbao found these two guys, dried up a glass of liquor in one go, and drank the wine extremely helplessly, and said with a wry smile

"I'm sorry, my brain is slow! Right! Feelings are deep and boring! ”

After touching three glasses in a row, there was not much left of a bottle of wine, and the three of them were talking and laughing, and the waiter pushed the door open

"May I ask if your dishes are ready, what else do you need?"

Fan Lei stood up with a brush

"Beauty, I'm sorry to let the dog bite, I'm in a bad mood today! Please calculate how much it is! I will buy a single in advance"

The waiter's eyes were wide open like peeled eggs

"Oops! Then why do you dare to drink alcohol and get a rabies vaccine! ”

Fan Lei said with a wicked smile

"Isn't it disinfection by drinking? Do the math! ”

He Xiaogang also stood up with a flushed face

"Beauty, I'm sorry, this guy drank too much, but in fact, I was really bitten by the dog!"

The waiter stood there, looking left and right, and finally stopped at Wang Jinbao, who had pinched five or six times with a vermicelli with his head down

"Hey! It's not me talking about you! Don't look down on your dogs! Biting people everywhere, now not only do you have to treat others, but also invite people to eat and apologize, I really don't know what you think! ”

Wang Jinbao finally caught up the noodles and fell into the oil bowl again, and looked at the waiter helplessly

"Hey! Beauty, how do you look at people with colored glasses? Your dog who saw me in the eye bit these two hairy guys! ”

The waiter looked at Wang Jinbao, who was full of flesh in front of him and had murderous anger in his eyes, and said timidly

"Nope! Not! Sir, you misunderstood! You talk so funny, the two of you obviously have beards, how can you say it from your mouth, it's like swearing! ”

Wang Jinbao was instantly amused when he heard this

"Hehehe, haven't you heard of dogs biting dogs? Where do you look, I look like a dog! ”

The waiter found that Wang Jinbao smiled and pouted

"Understand that when people look at you, you are a character who is idle and causes trouble all day long!"

Wang Jinbao rolled his eyes, and when he was about to fight back in an all-out way, Fan Leile was broken

"Beauty, good eyesight! We were indeed bitten by his dog! ”

Wang Jinbao smiled bitterly

"Hey! Belle! Actually, you are mistaken! The one who was really bitten by the dog was me, and it was by two male dogs! My heart is still bleeding! ”

The waiter smiled wryly

"That's it! Come on! I'm convinced! It looks like I've really drunk too much! And all three of you are not lightly ill! I won't tell you! Wait until you go to the front desk to pay the bill! ”

As soon as the waiter left, the three of them raised their glasses again with a smile, and Fan Lei said excitedly

"Cheers, nothing else! For all three of us, we were bitten by a mad dog at the same time! ”

He Xiaogang put his arms around Fan Lei and Wang Jinbao's necks

"Cheers! If nothing else, it's just our three brothers, and we can still think of each other as before, always thinking of each other in our hearts! ”

Wang Jinbao smiled bitterly

"I'm not good at words! Everything melts into the wine, so it's still the same sentence, brothers are for life! ”

As soon as the words fell on these two guys, the two slaps fell on Wang Jinbao's head, and he said helplessly

"Do you have two hands that hurt? Is it okay to pay and leave! ”

Fan Lei turned his head and smiled, and then his eyes were red

"Brother, wait a minute, I'll make it convenient!"

He Xiaogang was a little impatient

"You've got a lot of! Drink beer and you go to the toilet as soon as you lose! I drank it white today, and I didn't urinate a lot! Hurry up and go to the hospital to see, don't die before you get old! ”

Fan Lei turned around and glared

"Thank you! Even if I am not old and decrepit, I have to go out to the toilet first! I can't do it in front of you, you don't have a face, I still have a face, right! ”

He Xiaogang waved his hand helplessly and said

"Get out of here! Don't be disgusting! ”

Hearing this, Wang Jinbao hurriedly got up

"Hello, isn't this? I'll go with you! Don't go to the wrong toilet or give someone a whole head, it will be troublesome! ”

Fan Lei turned around

"Don't worry, two more bottles, I'll drink it alone, and I'll moisten my throat!"