When he saw me, he pointed to the man's complaint: "Brother! This person is sneaky at the door, I think he wants to steal something, and he won't admit it when I catch him! ”

The man immediately stiffened his neck and resisted: "I didn't!" I'm not! ”

I looked at the man, yo!

Acquaintances!

Isn't this person the big bald head who fished for water by the Shenlong River a few days ago, and almost caused me to hit the street, and then thought I was a ghost?

Now I see that he is only seventeen or eighteen years old, tall and big, and he looks stunned.

When he saw me, he was even more confused, and kept stammering: "You... You...."

I waved my hand: "Don't feel guilty, I'm not dead." ”

When he heard this, he suddenly realized, and touched his big bald head again, revealing a puzzled look: "Then what were you doing by the water that day?" ”

"I want to ask you."

Looking at your kid, he doesn't look like a Mr. Yin and Yang, he is more like a martial arts practitioner with thick eyebrows and big eyes, and his fists are big enough to pinch a sandbag, and one punch can kill a person.

Jiang Sichen had already opened the door while speaking, and the big bald head followed up embarrassed: "That, I was fishing for water Niangniang that day, I really didn't expect you to appear in the middle of the night, and I almost hurt you." ”

I'll go.

You're really going to fish for a water girl.

This water lady is an evil thing, so I hurriedly asked him what he was fishing for.

This kid introduced himself and said that his name was Xie Sifei, the son of a shaver in the west of the city, and he fished for water to treat his milk.

Can the water lady still cure diseases?

I looked at Jiang Sichen with a confused expression, and he didn't look like he had heard of it, so I asked the big bald head what was going on?

The big bald head said that his grandmother was sick a few days ago, and he couldn't cure it.

Later, a female gentleman came out of nowhere, saying that his milk was an evil disease and was entangled in an unclean one, and he had to use the hair of the water lady.

He also taught him a recipe for fishing for water, and told him to go to the Shenlong River in the middle of the night to guard.

I didn't expect to meet me.

Halfway through, she made a trip to bite the gold, but the water lady didn't catch it, and she almost gave her life.

Later, when he returned home, the female gentleman heard that Xie Sifei had not caught the water lady, so he refused to treat his grandmother, and walked away.

The bald Xie Sifei had no choice, so he asked for medical advice everywhere.

However, his milk was born with an evil disease, and there was no doctor in the county who could see it, so an old Chinese medicine doctor suggested that he find Mr. Yin and Yang, and gave him an address, and he came here today.

It just so happened that Jiang Sichen and I went to buy a back basket, but the façade was not opened, and he thought that people were asleep inside, so he lay on the roller shutter door and looked through the hollow flowers.

Who knew that he was bumping into Xiao Yangyang, and it was a good beating to catch him, and he couldn't help but say that he was going to send him to the police station.

The two of them were at a standoff at the door, and the scene we just saw was there.

Speaking of this, Xie Sifei couldn't help but "Hey! With a sigh, he patted his bald head and realized it: "I said, how do you have the key to this façade?" Isn't that the gentleman I'm looking for? ”

As soon as I heard him just say that he was introduced by the old Chinese medicine doctor in the county, he was designated as Dr. Feng, who had a relationship with the old man before.

Just asked: "Then the doctor introduced you to Xiao Baoyuan, right?" ”

Xie Sifei nodded hurriedly.

As soon as I heard it, I said: "He is still hospitalized without recovery, I am his apprentice Xiao Shouyi, what is the same as what I said." ”

Since it was introduced by Dr. Feng, I can't save his face.

So he asked the big bald head, "What is the disease of your milk?" ”

Xie Sifei threw a stone to ask for directions, and when he heard that he had finally found a professional, he hurriedly poured beans into a bamboo tube and said it.

said that his grandmother was in her eighties, but the firepower was still strong, like a young man, he scolded people when he didn't agree, and he had nothing to do.

On Chinese New Year's Eve, the family finished the reunion dinner, and the old lady went to wash the dishes alone.

Washing and washing, the old lady scolded again, saying that she had been in the kitchen for a long time and no one came to help, thinking that she was a living Bodhisattva? Your ancestors began to work at the age of 60 to enjoy happiness, and Lao Tzu is almost 80 years old and still lets you eat ready-made food every day, you parasites, you don't even wash the dishes after eating.

It's not that others don't help her, it's just that she's too mean.

The little things that others do are not in line with her wishes, and even a bamboo brush for brushing the pot is not in the right position, she can scold for a long time.

Over time, she was disgusted with the gods, and the family stayed away from her.

It's not that you don't help, it's that you don't dare.

The big bald grandmother is a firepower again, don't look at her seventy-one, but she is not at all like other people's old ladies who are drooping and old, but her legs and feet are convenient, and she walks with the wind.

The edge of the clothes that flew up with the wind could kill a person in ten steps in a minute, and he would not stay for a thousand miles.

She's in the kitchen, and whoever gets in is going to hit the muzzle of the gun.

The old lady was a ruthless person.

When she saw that no one paid attention to her, she even scolded herself when she was ruthless, what did you son of a bitch raise, Lao Tzu is over seventy years old and still works hard to cook for you to eat, are you embarrassed? Eat too?

No one in the family dared to talk, and whoever talked to them lit a powder keg.

Just wait for her to finish scolding.

The old lady was busy in the kitchen and scolded for more than an hour.

Just as they were about to rest, the family suddenly heard "Bang! With a bang, it seemed that a large waon fell from a height and shattered.

Immediately after that, I only listened to the old lady "Ouch! A scream was followed by a series of howls of ghosts and wolves.

The family thought that the old lady had fallen and hurried to the kitchen.

Who knew when I went in and saw where there was a big crockpot on the ground. Only the old lady sat on the ground, crossed her legs and held her head in her hands, and kept saying: "Ouch! Ouch! ”

The big bald head hurriedly went to help the old lady up, and the family asked what was the matter.

The old lady had a pained expression, but she grinned and scolded: "Are you blind? Can't you see it? Someone just hit me hard! ”

"You unscrupulous descendants, did you sneak attack me behind your back?"

"Lao Tzu makes it for you to eat and drink every day, why can't you give a few words? If you dare to beat me, you will be damned! ”

Wronged!

This old lady who scolded people and strafed machine guns with full firepower, who would dare to sneak into the kitchen and beat her unconsciously?

But the old lady was stunned and stamped her feet and insisted: "It's you!" It's you who designate! ”

"Just now, that man not only hit me on the head with a big clay pot, but also cut me with a razor. You just can't get used to me and want me to die! ”

After speaking, he rolled up his sleeves three or two times, revealing a section of his arm.

The eighty-year-old hand resembles the bark of a dried pine, but with a few fresh scratches on it, as if someone had cut it with a razor, or more precisely, like a diagonal cut from a knife on a tree.

The scratches are bloody, and it is not light to look at.

The old lady immediately cried wolf: "Murder! Kill! Unfilial children and grandchildren take knives and cut them! ”

The family rushed the old lady to the hospital.

Who knew that the injury looked serious, and it was better to take some medicine and rest for a few days.

There are old people in the village who know it, and they say that it is called a ghost cut, and it is a ghost playing tricks on people.

Tell the old lady to rest for a few days, and don't worry so much.

The old lady not only didn't listen to the persuasion, but also scolded the old man's family, saying that the old man and his children and grandchildren discussed teaching her a lesson, where was she Wang Jinhua so easy to bully?

After that, the bald family was scolded by the old lady.

For a while, the rice is going to be five minutes soft and boiled into seven points, and for a while, the eldest daughter-in-law is washing the dishes in the wrong posture, she should wash the dishes first, and she actually washes the chopsticks first!

After a while, the bowl of rice bibimbap sauce in the little grandson's hand was too much, and one small spoonful was enough to put two small spoonfuls.

Anyway, there was no one who went her way.

As long as everything is not right with her, she has to be scolded.

Say that you useless things, where did this family's big and small things leave me? Look at what you look like, there are no rules at all.

The eldest daughter-in-law she scolded two days ago, that is, Xie Sifei's aunt, couldn't stand it, so she replied: "You are so old, you are a little less angry." In this case, maybe God gave you a warning to stop being unreasonable. ”

"If you don't restrain yourself, you might get cut by a ghost."

This made the old lady angry, and she stood on the roof and scolded for three days and three nights, saying that the eldest daughter-in-law cursed her.

But after that, the old lady was really cut by the blade again.

That day, she went down the stairs after scolding, and her head was cold and she was hit hard by the big clay pot that fell out of nowhere, not to mention, when she reacted, there were several more knives and axes on her hands and feet.

This can make the old lady angry, and she thinks that the eldest daughter-in-law curses her.

At home, wrapped in gauze and hanging potions, she kept scolding, and the anger on her body could be smelled three feet away, and even a cat or dog at home didn't want to be hit by her.

That's it, the old lady was smashed several times by the big crockpot that appeared out of nowhere.

Although the head is not too fatal, it is full of inexplicable knife wounds.

The old lady is called a hate!

Determined that the family bullied her, her body was injured, it must be that the family hated her, and while she didn't pay attention to the cut, she scolded even more fiercely, except for eating, she didn't stop going to the toilet every day.

Uncle Xie Sifei couldn't stand it, so he set up a monitor.

He wanted to see who the murderer was!

But the picture made the family dumbfounded, and the old lady held her head and screamed with an "ouch" on the screen, and there was no big crockpot falling from the sky at all.

Then the flesh on the old lady's body opened at a speed visible to the naked eye, as if it had been cut by a blade.

Only then did the family realize that there was an evil spirit.

It just so happened that the female gentleman came at this time and told the old lady of the Xie family that she had offended someone and had been rectified, and she had to ask for something to save her life.

This thing is the hair of the water lady.

The old lady told the old lady to put the water lady's hair on her own head, so that she would not be smashed by the big crockpot and die in the future.

He also told the Xie family about the method of fishing for the water lady.

None of the Xie family was willing to go, maybe there was still someone who wished that the old lady would go earlier, and she scolded people until she flew up if she didn't agree.

The bald head is benevolent, thinking of the kindness that his grandmother brought him up when he was a child, and volunteered to go to the Shenlong River to fish for water Niangniang.

Who knew that there was some accident, and the water lady didn't catch it.

His grandmother was also in danger, and there were few good places on her body, all of which were cut by a knife.

After speaking, Xie Sifei couldn't help but ask me: "Brother Shouyi, what do you say is wrong with my grandmother?" ”