Xiao Fanwai: The daily life of the criminal department
Director Zhang fell on the desk, "It's difficult to be an official, and it's even more difficult to be an official of the Criminal Department!" β
"Hey! Lord in charge, you've had a lot of roles lately! β
"Yes, yes, congratulations to the main character!"
Director Zhang smiled from ear to ear, "Hahahaha, if I am the leading actor, I will be treated." β
Yu Ye squinted, "Don't finish it in advance!" β
He immediately nodded, "My God, Langzhong, why are you here?" β
"You can't change your, you're still a pug."
"Yes, yes, who made you bigger than me." Director Zhang wiped his sweat.
Yu Ye stared at him, "What did you say?" β
This black-faced man is really difficult. Zhang Shaocong took a few steps back, "Xiaguan, Xiaguan didn't say anything." Hahaha, Lang Zhong, it's Labor Day again, do you want to give our brothers a raise? β
Yu Ye took the folder and patted him, "Salary increase? Add you big-headed ghost! β
Zhang Shaocong was in pain, "Hey, people finally have a name, but they don't even have a salary." It's hard to get a salary. β
"Got a name? But then again, what's your name? β
Zhang Shaocong fainted, "Please, didn't the first few chapters say that my name is Zhang Shaocong?" β
"This name is really ordinary, hahaha, more ordinary than Director Zhang." Yu Ye burst into laughter.
He was about to be choked to death by Yu Ye, "Don't do this, okay?" We've been working on the same thing for so many years. β
Shen Lingshi said: "It's plastic. β
I have the impression that this obese Shen Lingshi is a stammer, this Shen Lingshi actually speaks so fluently.
Yu Ye and Zhang Shaocong asked, "You, aren't you stuttering?" β
"This, no, no, no, I, I, that, is true, yes, yes, dot, point, mouth,"
Zhang Shaocong's sideburns were wet with sweat, "Listening to you, I'll be angry sooner or later." What kind of plug-in did you use to add to the half-life crew? β
"This, the patent of the fat and fat house."
Yu Ye couldn't stand his virtue, "Get out of here, I will die when I see you." β
Shen Lingshi seemed to have goat madness, "You are a big official, but I can respond to you." I'm a public food eater, and it's not so easy to get fired. β
Zhang Shaocong begged, "Please, can you consider our feelings?" It's really hard to listen to a stumbling talk. β
Yu Ye felt that Zhang Shaocong's little eyes were more disgusting, "You are too statusless, Master Zhang." β
"Hey! I'm thinking about the well-being of the Criminal Department! It's not good for us to do this every day! "Director Zhang has broken this heart.
"Don't say anything more, I broke this heart for you, it's not disgusting." Yu Ye sighed.
Zhang Shaocong was powerless to complain, "What is your intention to point to your teammates at this time?" β
"Keep your eyes open, I'm Lang Zhong of the Criminal Department. Is your immediate boss good? β
The top boss can't use him as a gunman, and after being a gunman, he ruthlessly put it away, which is really realistic.
"Okay, boss, if you have anything to say today, just say it."
These words did not come from Zhang Shaocong's mouth, but from Qian Lingshi.
Zhang Shaocong slapped the table when he was unhappy, "What are you running out to do again, don't you work quickly." β
"Oh, mom, don't be murderous if you don't agree with each other! No wonder you're having tracheitis. β
Yu Ye blackened, "Is there any connection between the two?" β
"Everyone knows that he is like a convulsion and a nervous disorder because he is afraid of his wife." Qian Lingshi gave a fatal blow.
Zhang Shaocong was about to bleed, "Bah, you're afraid of guilt." β
"Heheheβyour story has spread. It was Mo Chao who told us, and he also told us a lot of your secrets. The people below shouted in unison. Because Zhang's private life is really interesting.
Yu Ye said coldly: "No wonder you always don't work hard, it's all because of this." β
"This, this," it was really a very embarrassing attribute for his wife to be strict, and Master Zhang was so anxious that he was about to cry. "It's just that I'm punished for kneeling on the washboard, so I won't be amused."
Yu Ye nodded, "It seems that you usually kneel less." He immediately said solemnly: "Since you can kneel on the washboard, then the task of the Criminal Department can also be bearable, and the task will be doubled." β
Director Zhang was sweating profusely, "No, it's deliberate to fix me." β
"You're a big celebrity in the Criminal Department now. Even I'm going to have to circle you. Therefore, all the work is in your hands. Yu Ye said in a deep voice.
"Why?"
"Because you have a lot of roles!" Well, there are many scenes, and there is still no pay. Zhang Shaocong couldn't help but be embarrassed, "Don't torture me because of this." β
Shen Lingshi: "True, true, true, true, interesting." β
Even this guy dared to laugh at him, and Director Zhang suddenly laughed, "Shen Lingshi, since you can't speak, then you can share the burden for me." "Take the opportunity to shake the pot, and let him vent his anger.
"Don't, don't me."
"You can't even say everything, so I'll tell you. Ahem. Qian Lingshi has been upgraded to his exclusive spokesperson.
Yu Ye was happy to look at the joke, "Say it quickly." β
"What he means is that all the tasks you give him will be accepted and will be completed without any problems." Qian Lingshi grinned at him.
"You, you!" Shen Lingshi pounced on him, and a Mount Tai pressed him down, pressing him under him.
"These two people really have a sense of CP, one is fat and one is thin, one stammers, and the other has a three-inch tongue. The contrast is cute! Zhang Shaocong said with a smile.
Yu Ye smiled and said: "This is called self-inflicted sin and cannot live." β
This guy actually laughed! Actually laughed!
Zhang Shaocong seems to have seen a ghost.
"What's wrong with you, what are you looking at?"
"Well, I thought you wouldn't laugh, but you look so ugly. So don't laugh, madman. Zhang Shaocong hid behind.
"What do you say, is your skin itchy? Little bunny. Yu Ye took the folder and continued to shoot him.
Zhang Shaocong smiled: "Okay, okay, I admit defeat, I admit defeat." β
"Forget it, I'll spare you. But there's overtime at night, so you all have to come. β
"What? Is there still overtime on Labor Day? Is this our world? β
Shen Lingshi said with a broken mouth: "Are you a brain, how can there be Labor Day......
"Oh, you don't stutter, go and find Zhong Chuqin."
Gold medal spokesman Qian Lingshi spoke on his behalf, "Don't, that bad old man, forget it." Because if you let him go, he will definitely take me with him. I don't feel like I'm being called around by him, and he doesn't pay me. β
"Clever guys, if you want to share the burden for your boss, you should show it."
Qian Lingshi smiled: "The problem is that we don't want to help you at all." β
"Then get out!"
"I haven't seen you for a few days, and the official authority is getting bigger and bigger, even I have crossed it. Is it trying to usurp the throne? Director Zhang, I'm going to deduct a month's salary from you! And you two, hurry up and get to work, or get out of here. "Yu Ye's patience has reached its limit.
"Uh, it's miserable......"
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