Chapter 7 The Fat Sheep is Coming
Although he was cute, Zhao Qingyan still ruthlessly refused the villain's request, squatted down and pinched his little nose: "Chen'er's spleen and stomach are still relatively weak, you can't eat something indigestible like barbecue, you look over there, my mother specially cooked delicious food for you!" ”
On another fire next to it, an amphora ceramic jar hung with yam and pork porridge tumbling.
There is meat, and there is porridge, and the taste is not good, everyone admires while eating, talking and laughing, it is even more lively than the New Year.
It is said that Wen Qiao has always remembered Chen'er, and when he got up in the morning, he ordered four or five people, and rode a horse to Zhuangzi with him.
Seeing that it was almost noon, the stomach of one of the cavalrymen suddenly "gurgled" and thundered.
The others couldn't help laughing: "Little Wu, you kid ate a lot for breakfast, and you ate nineteen meat buns, why are you still hungry?" Are you a rice bucket? ”
The cavalryman called "Little Five" had a round baby face flushed, and he defended stubbornly: "No, don't you smell the smell of barbecue? It's lunchtime, and no one can stand the smell of it again, right? ”
Everyone was reminded by him, and then they realized that there was indeed a smell of barbecue in the air, faintly, if there was none, the smell was very tempting, and even those of them who were used to eating barbecue at the border felt a little unbearable.
Suddenly, the sound of thunder in the belly sounded one after another, as if everyone's five internal organs temple had collectively rebelled.
There was a rough man with a beard, and he couldn't help it at first glance, rubbing his stomach and looking at Wen Qiao with a smile: "General, look ......"
Wen Qiao glared at his subordinates amusedly, and then recognized the smell of barbecue from the wind, and was surprised to find that it was exactly in the direction they were heading, so he raised his whip and pointed:
"The barbecue person is in front, I don't know if it's a tea house or a wine shop, let's hurry up, let's go and stop and eat by the way!"
Hearing this, the subordinates all showed joy on their faces and hurried to the front.
Soon, they saw the barbecue man from a distance, but unfortunately, it was neither a wine store nor a tea house, it looked like a group of people were eating wild food.
The cavalry couldn't help but be a little discouraged, and the beard scolded depressedly: "His grandmother's, you can't eat such fragrant barbecue in front of you, Lao Tzu must not have read the yellow calendar when he went out today!" ”
Wen Qiao glared at him, and couldn't help but sneer: "Look at your little bit of interest, those people are dressed in shabby clothes and want to be short of money, you go and exchange some silver money with them, presumably they won't disagree." ”
The beard thought that this was the reason, so he instantly became excited again, and whipped the horse's ass again, urging the horse to rush forward.
Zhao Qingyan because he was dealing with wild boar meat and roasting and eating, his dress was stained with a lot of dirt, fortunately, the pothos was a professional girl, and she had long been in accordance with the habits of the Hou Mansion before, as long as the young grandmother went out, she would bring a spare dress, and she was just using it at the moment, so she quickly called a few servant women to go to the woods to change her clothes and serve the young grandmother.
As soon as they left here, the rest of the people saw Wen Qiao and others who came on horseback, and there were those who were responsible, such as Zhuangtou Huang Laosan, and suddenly remembered that their main task today was not to catch wild boars and eat barbecue, but to rob, rob!
Huang Laosan suddenly became excited, pointed to the people and horses that were getting closer and closer, and shouted: Look, someone is coming! There are only four or five people, still brightly dressed, riding a tall horse, which is exactly what the young grandmother said is a fat sheep! ”
The others also looked up, and sure enough, it was not bad at all.
"It's just that we've only dug half of our traps, not to mention that the camouflage of the plank mechanism on it hasn't been done yet!" Someone hesitated.
Huang Laosan was gnawing half of a wild boar leg stick bone in his hand, and he whirred:
"If it's not done, you don't need it, let's just do it! There are almost twenty of us, are we still afraid of four or five people on the other side? This road is remote, there are few people passing by, and there are even fewer rich people like this, and the next one doesn't know how many days to wait, and there will be no store in this village! ”
Everyone thought for a moment, looked at each other, and nodded solemnly.
Wen Qiao and the others were already approaching, and they were excitedly discussing how to buy dozens of catties of barbecue to eat, but they didn't expect that before they finished the discussion, the group of people who were originally sitting next to the fire suddenly stood up and blocked the road tightly.
Hey, what kind of road is this?
I saw these people make a fierce face, and one of them blushed, stammered for a long time, and suddenly shouted: "I opened this mountain, I planted this tree, if you want to live from now on, stay and buy road money!" ”
After finishing speaking, he turned his head and quietly asked the person next to him: "That's what you said about robbery on the stage, right?" ”
The other gave him a thumbs up: "Brother Huang, steady!" ”
Wen Qiao et al.: "......"
No, robbery is robbery, what are you holding in your hands? Hoes, shovels, sticks? The most excessive thing is that there is also a half-gnawed pork stick bone? What to do with it? Do you want to call each other oily, and then kill them?
Take 10,000 steps back and say, the pig stick bone will be endured, and you still have children? Does the youngest look like he's two years old? Is it okay to be less than knee-high? Can you respect the profession of robbery, hey, robbers also want to save face, okay?
Wen Qiao was speechless, not to mention nervous, he didn't even have the desire to go up to deal with it, he just gave his subordinates a look.
After receiving the signal, the beard immediately slapped his horse a few steps forward, looked up to the sky and laughed: "Hahahahaha, thieves, you are so daring!" didn't inquire, but dared to rob the grandfathers? To tell you the truth, if you leave the barbecue today, we can still let you live, if you dare to resist a little, don't blame the grandfathers for not being vegetarians! ”
Wen Qiao silently raised his hand to cover his forehead on the horse: "......"
How did he forget, this Hu Tieniu was born as a serious mountain bandit, and when it comes to robbery, he is the old business!
Zhuangzi everyone: "......"
A person whispered to Huang Laosan: "Brother Huang, they seem to be more professional than us, have you met a bad person?" ”
Huang Laosan was compared, a little embarrassed, the pig stick bone in his hand knocked on this person's head, racked his brains and shouted angrily with a few words of Jianghu he heard on the stage of the script:
"What is? Didn't you hear they were going to rob our barbecue? We are encountering hard stubble, we can only hit hard, brothers, give it to me! ”
He shouted and rushed over first, and the rest of the people heard that the barbecue was going to be snatched away, and they immediately felt a sense of crisis, and immediately rushed forward with shouting, and even Chen'er shouted milkily and stumbled to follow.