In the chat group

Hu Bayi: "@程龙@楼满风@里昂我们已经到了云南了, when are you coming?" ”

Leon: "Ah, right now. ”

Lou Manfeng: "You really don't have anything left." ”

Leon: "Make the most of it, make the most of it." ”

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Naruto World

Leon kept going door-to-door and looting, and was about to run away anyway, so he could take as much as he could.

Outside Caoyin Village, Ying Zheng held the ninjutsu scroll, looked at the boxes of strategic materials and the prisoners on the side and nodded lightly.

"Your Majesty, the scout in front has come to report that the traces of the Konoha ninja have been found, whether to deal with it." Zhang Han said respectfully, looking at a ninja whose name was tied to you, a look of solemnity flashed in his eyes, a small village alone has such combat power.

Ying Zheng unhurriedly clicked on the chat group to exchange the materials in front of him for points, and said lightly: "Konoha will forget it first, pass the order, rectify the army, we should go back." ”

"Whoa."

Lou Manfeng also looked happy, war is really the fastest way to get rich, and he got so many points for nothing without doing anything, is this what Brother Chu Lan said about hugging his thighs?

Looking at Leon, who even stripped off his ninja clothes, Lou Manfeng silently turned around, clicked on the chat group, and went to the ghost blowing lamp world.

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Qin Shi Mingyue

In the empty field of Xianyang Palace, Yingzheng's figure walked from the void, and the army behind him looked at the familiar scene in front of him, and his awe of Yingzheng was even stronger.

The pupils of the star soul of the Yin and Yang family on the side shrank, and he looked at the moon god and wondered, "What kind of spell is this?" ”

The moon god shook his head, and his eyes were also full of puzzlement and solemnity, and he said softly: "Go back and report the situation to the Eastern Emperor Taida, this situation is not something you and I can decide." ”

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Stepping on the boundary of Yunnan, Hu Bayi also exhaled, not surprisingly, this is his own road to tomb robbing............ Here we go.

Originally, Hu Bayi planned to stop after finishing this ticket, but who wanted to suddenly come out of a chat group, and it was full of temptation.

It is easy to go from thrift to luxury, and it is difficult to go from luxury to thrift.

After thinking about it, Hu Bayi still plans to continue to do a wave of old business, no matter how awesome you are, do you know how to do swordsmanship? Can you become an immortal?

The fat man put the luggage away and said, "I said Lao Hu, when will the master arrive?" Why don't we find a place to eat first? ”

The big golden tooth stretched his waist and echoed: "Yes, Master Hu, let's find a place to live first, with this group of fairy grandfathers, this tomb robbery is not easy to capture, relax." ”

Hu Bayi glanced at the sky, nodded and said, "Yes, then let's find someone to live in first." ”

"Gotcha." The fat man answered, and picked up his luggage with a smile.

This trip to rob the tomb is very well prepared, and with Shirley Yang, the big financier, not to mention how comfortable it is.

Suddenly, in the void in front of him, ripples, Lou Manfeng and Cheng Long appeared in front of several people one after the other.

Cheng Long is now the third richest man in the chat group, with twelve charms, demon masks, and magic encyclopedia.

Cheng Long naturally exchanged some exercises that belonged to Eastern culture, such as Rock Gong and Split Golden Legs, but most of the exchanges were from Li Cheng's exercises and martial arts.

Cheng Long's idea is very simple, it is not expensive, and the means do not need to be too bells and whistles, as long as they can be used.

Now Cheng Long's attainments in the martial arts, it is not an exaggeration to call him a grandmaster.

The fat man had already prepared in his heart, and said with some curiosity: "Lao Hu, it seems that this time it is a replacement, huh?" What is the name of this white-haired master, take the liberty of asking, is it a man or a woman? It's so good-looking. ”

Hu Bayi kicked Wang Fatzi's ass one by one, and said angrily: "After so many years, I didn't expect you to be a faggot?" ”

Hu Bayi arched his hand and said slightly apologeticly: "Brother Lou, don't mind, the fat man is so virtuous." ”

Lou Manfeng smiled politely and didn't say much.

Is the master a woman? Keep your mouse eyes open and take a good look, do you want to drag your pants and compare them to make you feel inferior.

"Sorry, I'm late." Leon greeted out of thin air.

"Americans?" A gleam flashed in Shelly Young's eyes.

Hu Bayi glanced at Shirley Yang, coughed twice, blocked in front of Leon, and said casually: "Let's go, it's not early, eat first, and set off tomorrow." ”

Along the way, the fat man gathered beside Leon and kept looking at Leon Gun.

It's black, it's bright and thick, it's a good gun, it's a barrel, it's a head.

Leon also proudly explained: "This is called the SCAR assault rifle, which can be changed between two calibers, and each can be modified into ranged and melee modes, this one is fully matched, magnified, stock, and magazine. ”

Wang Fat Man swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and was a little reluctant to move away from the body of the SCAR assault rifle, for the fat man, the temptation of a good gun was too great, and he couldn't get a dirt jumper.

A few people found a restaurant at random, ordered a few special side dishes, and opened a case of beer.

Hu Bayi explained: "I heard that among these many ethnic minorities, the Miao people alone are the most proficient in using Gu, and the Miao people are divided into flower seedlings, green seedlings, black seedlings and so on. The Qingmiao people are proficient in herbs and insects, and the Black Miao people are good at raising Gu and administering poison, and these two groups of people themselves are also powerful; Now the black seedlings are almost extinct. But if you provoke the Gu woman among the Miao girls, it will really give people a headache. So everyone should pay attention and don't go out of the way. ”

The fat man drank a glass of beer and said with a smile: "I said, you also underestimate the charm of our buddies." If there is no sassy among the Miao girls, it will be over, as long as there is me, I will have to sniff a few back for you; At that time, we will still be in this place, and one person will send you a seedling honey. ”

The big gold tooth also drank a lot, and said with a smile: "I said fat man, if you let that seventy or eighty old Gu woman take a fancy to your fat body, you have to fucking peel off your stinky skin and stretch it." The place we went to this time is the most Bai girl, the Bai girl is good, she looks white. ”

The fat man had a lewd smile on his face, pulling Hu Bayi and Big Golden Tooth's shoulders and muttering something non-stop.

Leon exchanged the language, and naturally understood it, and when he turned around, the four of them hooked their shoulders together, and let out a lewd smile.

Shirley Yang has a good appetite today, and it seems that the dishes are very much to her taste. I saw Hu Bayi and a few people hooking their shoulders and backs, speaking of which, the topic has always been inseparable from the ethnic minority girls in Yunnan, and looked at the upright gentleman Lou Manfeng and the honest Cheng Long, and finally couldn't bear it anymore, and coughed lightly.

Hu Bayi and the others reined in a little.

Hu Bayi forgot about the strength of the wine, and Lou Manfeng raised his glass and said, "Comrades, we will leave tomorrow." This time there is a long way to go to the mountains, this time to go to the guns like a forest of bullets like rain, this time to carry the heavy burden of the revolution on his shoulders, and I don't know when I will be able to come back. However, a manly husband should be ambitious in all directions, riding a horse and carrying a gun to go around the world. Gorky said that stupid sea ducks do not deserve the pleasure of fighting; Say that 10,000 years is too long, seize the day. At this moment, we can get together now, and we should cherish every minute and every second. When we return triumphantly, we will rearrange the feast and raise a glass to praise the heroes. ”

Everyone raised their wine glasses together and drank them all, Lou Manfeng thought it was particularly interesting, there was no such atmosphere when he robbed the tomb before, and he was all serious.

Out of insurance, Hu Bayi still spent the original few points and exchanged for three desert eagles in case of emergency.

Wang Fatzi couldn't put it down when he held the pistol, and said, "Lao Hu, don't you want to have it yourself?" ”

Hu Bayi shook his head, his points were not much, three guns plus bullets, almost gone, raised the Luoyang shovel and said: "No need, this is fine." ”

The destination is the place with the highest concentration of mountains and rivers in Yunnan Province, which is still some distance from the China-Myanmar border.

So there's still a drive, and the long drive only travels over the cliffs. The driver is a veteran and drives carelessly. The road surface is in poor condition, with high and low levels, and there are a lot of gravel and potholes. One sharp bend after another, the body rises and falls, repeatedly turning danger into a disaster, startling the big golden tooth and Wang Fatzi out of a cold sweat, I am afraid that the driver will not pay attention, and even people and cars will turn into the Lancang River under the cliff. The rest of the passengers in the car are probably used to this kind of car on weekdays, and they don't care at all.

Some talk and laugh, some fall asleep, plus many people in the car carry baskets of poultry, wives crying and children screaming, all kinds of smells are mixed, pungent and unpleasant. It was really unbearable, Hu Bayi opened the car window, breathed in the fresh air outside, poked his head out, and saw that under the cliff was the turbulent Lancang River, and the stone walls on both sides of the bank towered, as if the sky was dangerous. The river is not very wide, and when viewed from a high vantage point, the river is dark red, flowing in a zigzag south.

Wang Fatty's fear of heights is committed, Leon took out the chewing gum and said, "Two grains for one person, refresh it." ”

Lou Manfeng had never touched this kind of thing, and wondered, "What is this?" Do you eat it straight? ”

Leon nodded, put the gum in his mouth and demonstrated, "Put it in the corner of your mouth and chew it, like this." ”

Lou Manfeng learned Leon's movements, put the gum in his mouth, and his eyes lit up: "Huh? Delicious. ”

Hu Bayi looked at Wang Fatzi, who was about to spit out bile, and said: "The revolution has not yet succeeded, we still have to work hard." Persist and persist. Now I got out of the car, and I still have to go a long way. Think about how the Red Army persevered when they crossed the snowy mountains and climbed the grasslands, and what is the difficulty at the moment. To tell you the truth, I'm about to let this broken car fall apart. ”

The costumes of several people attracted a lot of attention, and a woman on the side held a child in her arms and muttered: "Look at the white-haired one, male or female, dressed in strange clothes, he is not a good person at first glance, baby, can you learn from them when you grow up." ”

Suddenly, the car shook violently, as if it had pressed something, the driver braked suddenly, and the passengers in the car fell forward and backwards, and there was a lot of chaos when boarding. In the chaos, I heard someone shouting to crush people.

Wang Fatzi cursed: "This neurotic driver drives like this, it's strange if he doesn't crush him to death." ”

Hu Bayi and the others looked back from the window on the road. Hu Bayi took a look back, and felt that his scalp was numb, so he quickly looked away, and if he looked at it again, he had to spit it out - damn it, what the hell was this thing that was crushed to death.