"That's right, I often go to bars, because of my work, basically I don't have a girlfriend, so I also go to bars to find that kind of lonely woman, and that's how I met Mrs. Li, I didn't know her real identity at the time. As a result, just a few days ago, the Mrs. Li called me, I thought she was looking for me, but she told me on the phone that her husband was dead and needed a mortuary. So I went to her house. ”

"Uncle, it's not me talking about you, no wonder my grandmother said that if you are like this again, you will definitely not have good fruit to eat, you look for those women everywhere all day long, and it is good that you are not beaten to death by other people's boyfriends and husbands."

Guo Xue counted at Fang Qing like an elder, Fang Qing was like a child who had made a mistake, and lowered his head embarrassedly and didn't know how to answer.

"Then, you bury the deceased Li Feng, what happened, why did the deceased Li Feng have a few wounds on his body, listen to the police investigation, it was caused before his death."

Sima Qiqi said, his eyes were like two scalpels, mercilessly piercing into Fang Qing's skin, Fang Qing couldn't help but shudder when he saw Sima Qiqi's cold eyes. Fang Qing said slowly.

"I dressed the deceased in a shroud and put him in the coffin, and I was fiddling with my tools, but at that moment, I heard a noise behind me, I looked back and found that there was nothing abnormal, I thought I was suspicious, and just as I was about to put makeup on the deceased, I heard a noise behind me, and I heard it really, it came from the coffin."

Fang Qing showed a frightened expression on his face, looking at Sima Qiqi and Guo Xue, Guo Xue had already grabbed Sima Qiqi's arm tightly at this time, Sima Qiqi looked back at Guo Xue, and found that Guo Xue didn't notice his gaffe at all, Sima Qiqi coughed, Guo Xue noticed his rudeness, and quickly let go of his hand.

"There was a sound from inside the coffin, that is to say, it was sent by Li Feng, you are the undertaker, you should have checked the condition of the deceased before putting the deceased in the coffin, what was the condition of the deceased at that time?"

Fang Qing heard Sima Qiqi's questioning, and said with a serious face: "This lawyer, you can doubt my personality, but you can't doubt my professionalism, I have a good reputation in the industry, of course, the first thing I did when I came to the deceased's home was to check on the deceased, and the deceased didn't breathe or heartbeat, so I started working." ”

"Okay, I'm sorry, then are you sure that the deceased Li Feng is no longer breathing and heartbeat, so how did you hear the sound coming from the coffin?"

Sima Qiqi spread his hands, still looking at Fang Qing with an expression of not believing Fang Qing's words, Fang Qing shrugged his shoulders and said with a confused expression: "This is the weirdest place here, hearing it once is called an illusion, hearing it twice is not, I went back to check the deceased in the coffin at that time......"

"Wait, did you have anything in your hands when you checked it?"

Sima Qiqi interrupted Fang Qing's words and asked.

"Of course, I'm holding a chisel."

When Sima Qiqi heard Fang Qing say this, he quickly recorded it in his notebook, and then asked without raising his head: "Did you bring that chisel yourself, or did you take it from the room casually?" ”

Sima Qiqi looked up at Fang Qing after asking, Fang Qing scratched his head and said with an embarrassed expression: "I brought it myself." ”

Sima Qiqi nodded, and was about to record it, but instantly looked up at Fang Qing and asked in a slightly puzzled tone, "What are you doing with a chisel?" ”

When Fang Qing heard Sima Qiqi ask, he suddenly became interested and said: "That chisel is one of my main tools, this undertaker can't help but dress up the deceased, and the coffin is also the last home, so sometimes I have to make some tricks on the coffin......"

"That is, that is your tool, what are you doing with the tool in your hand, did the family of the deceased let you chisel flowers on the coffin?"

Sima Qiqi interrupted in a cold tone.

"No, that's my main tool, and my main tool is in a box......"

"Then back to the question just now, you go to check the coffin, what are you doing with a chisel in your hand?"

Sima Qiqi interrupted Fang Qing's words again and asked.

Fang Qing heard Sima Qiqi ask this, smiled bitterly and said: "That beauty, you may not have that kind of scared mood, a person is facing a coffin, there is a dead person lying in it, and at this time, in addition to the sound made by the living person, there is also a sound inside the coffin, when normal people go to check the coffin, how can they take something in their hands to protect themselves, I was still a little lethal with the chisel in hand, of course I took the chisel to check." ”

After Fang Qing finished speaking, he glanced at Sima Qiqi, Sima Qiqi nodded calmly and said, "In other words, you took a tool to protect yourself because you were scared, do you understand that?" ”

Sima Qiqi looked at Fang Qing with a pen and asked, Fang Qing hesitated for a moment and nodded slightly, Sima Qiqi got Fang Qing's affirmative answer before recording it in the notebook, Sima Qiqi looked at Fang Qing after writing and said slowly: "In other words, the wound on the deceased's body was stabbed by you with a chisel, isn't it?" ”

Fang Qing nodded, but immediately shook his head, Sima Qiqi and Guo Xue were puzzled when they saw Fang Qing's reaction, Guo Xue said very angrily: "Uncle told you, don't joke, if it wasn't for your chisel, why did the police officer arrest you!" ”

Fang Qing heard Guo Xue's complaints, and said innocently: "Oh, my niece, I'm not joking, yes, the wound on that corpse was pierced by me with a chisel, but I didn't mean it, who knew that the corpse that was not breathing and had no heartbeat suddenly opened its eyes and screamed, and grabbed me with its hands, I was scared and stabbed with a chisel, until the corpse did not move, I opened my eyes and found that my hands were full of blood, so I quickly cleaned up the bloodstains, and then changed the clothes of the deceased." ”

Sima Qiqi was originally very calm, but when she heard Fang Qing say that the corpse actually had a reaction, she looked at Fang Qing with an unbelievable expression, Fang Qing's face was solemn, and it didn't look like she was lying. But Guo Xue doesn't think so.

"Uncle, you are killing someone now, can you be serious, do you tell others that the person who should die is cheating the corpse, are you afraid of stabbing the corpse to death?"

When Fang Qing heard Guo Xue say this, he nodded hurriedly, Guo Xue's voice raised several times and said, "Uncle, don't be joking, do you think the judge will believe your reason?" Can you be serious, what happened, even if you killed someone by mistake, I won't look down on you, and Lawyer Sima will help you with all his heart. ”

When Fang Qing heard Guo Xue's complaint, he became angry, and said angrily with his hands on his chest: "I know, no one will believe this when I say it, I said this to the police officers, the police officers thought I was crazy, and kept laughing at me, I told the prisoners in the prison, those prisoners also said that I should use a better reason if I want to get away with the crime, this lawyer doesn't believe me, forget it, you are my niece, we are related by blood, you don't believe me?" Let's go, let's go, let's go, let me be sentenced to death, it's really eight lifetimes of mold, I've been a mortuary for so many years, and I still encounter the situation of cheating the corpse, even if I stab the corpse a few times, what I killed was a corpse of a deception, that is already dead, how can I kill someone if I die again, Miss lawyer, do you say? ”

Sima Qiqi heard Fang Qing ask, smiled slightly and said: "You say that, I don't know how to answer you, if according to what you said, it is really a corpse, but the police determined that those wounds were biological stress reactions according to the condition of the corpse wounds, that is, when those wounds were caused, the corpse was alive." Also, the corpse fraud is so unbelievable, do you want to tell the judge in court what you just said like a crappy horror story? But if you do that, I think you might be forced to be treated. ”

"But the situation was that the corpse was like it was alive, and I was so scared that my soul was gone."

Sima Qiqi waved his hand and asked, "Why do you repeatedly emphasize that it was the corpse that came back to life, not that the deceased was not dead at that time?" ”

Sima Qiqi asked a question that he wanted to ask the most, Fang Qing heard Sima Qiqi ask, and said in a very tough tone: "This is impossible, this lawyer's miss, I have been a mortuary for so many years, I can still tell whether this person is dead or not, besides, you doubt my ability to judge whether a person is dead or not, but there was a doctor at the time, could the doctor also be wrong?" ”

"Did any of the doctors make a judgment as well?"

When Sima Qiqi heard Fang Qing say this, he suddenly became interested, looked at Fang Qing and asked.

Fang Qing nodded, at this time, the prison guard looked at the time, indicating that the time to meet was over, and pulled Fang Qing back to the cell, Fang Qing did not forget to say to Guo Xue while walking: "Xue, your uncle and I are really innocent, it is true, although I know it is very, but the reality is that the corpse suddenly came to life." ”

Guo Xue and Sima Qiqi left prison.

Early in the morning of a new day, a surprised voice came from Sima Qiqi's office.

"What did you say, corpse?"

Looking at Sima Qiqi excitedly, Sima Qiqi was very puzzled when she saw the excited expression, and slowly asked, "Why are you so excited?" ”

"This is the greatest discovery of this century, if there is really such a thing as a corpse, it means that zombies really exist, and one of the world's intractable mysteries will be solved, and when the time comes, I will find someone to study this thoroughly, then I can stand at the peak of science and overlook the whole world, ahahahaha."

Sima Qiqi almost laughed out loud when she heard such an innocent idea, Sima Qiqi looked at it and said, "What if Li Feng didn't die at all at that time?" ”