Valentine's Day special

"Valentine's Day, Valentine's Day! Sprinkle flowers ✿✿ヽ(°▽°)ノ✿! Pei Xu went crazy.

Porridge disdainfully, "Pei Xu, are you like this? ”

"As for ah, it is said that there is no light bulb Zhao Rui in this special, wow! That's nice! He jumped out laughing.

Porridge interrupted mercilessly, "Hehe, but I'm still here, I can't do anything to others." You big man, let's come to the Valentine's Day single dog party. ”

"I'm a! In other words, I celebrate Valentine's Day by myself? Or continue the linkage? With the big guys? "He's crazy.

"Of course! But on Valentine's Day, would you like to try a bar party? ”

Pei Xu's eyes fell, "I'll take it!" ”

"Hey, hey!" They all foamed, and their pupils dilated, "Well, it's hopeless." It can be sent away directly. ”

He barely got up, "Bah, I'm fine!" What do you want to do? ”

"Hey, an ancient person, actually, he still ran out of the smell of pimples in the northeast." The porridge is pulled out of the northeast cavity.

"Ahem, theater world, unlimited health, unlimited gold, unlimited equipment, in short, infinite flow. Anything! Hahaha! Pei Xu said with a smile.

"Cut, don't forget that I gave you everything, what if I change the setting?"

"Damn, forget you're the emperor. I'm sorry! Help me! ”

"Bully the soft bones who are afraid of the hard, and I am going to write you as a water snake waist in the future." Porridge snickered.

He said with teary eyes: "Get out, I'd rather not be the broken male protagonist who hasn't even touched the heroine's hand, huh, my Yunzhao." ”

"Cut, don't you know that Valentine's Day is a single dog carnival?"

Pei Xu said: "I, bah, don't harm me, who already has an object, just because you are an old bachelor." ”

"Oh, Sheren, how did you become like this?" Yang Su pushed open the door of the live broadcast room and said with a good show.

"Oh, Sheren, you just happened to have Valentine's Day with the single dog porridge. The two of you have a lot of lovers, congratulations, a hundred years together. I slipped away first. ”

Porridge was guarding the door, and the glasses were reflective, "Oh, don't go, you smashed my yard, and you still want to slap your ass and leave?" ”

"What, wait," Pei Xu opened his eyes, "this sentence, it seems, it seems, it seems that someone has said it before." Forget it, what kind of field did I smash you? ”

Porridge looked at him with stupid eyes, "Hey, you really don't know? ”

Pei Xu shook his head, "What are you talking about?" ”

"Give up people, give up and become adults. You messed up the Valentine's Day special today, and I'm going to do the trick for porridge, take a shot, and take off your protagonist halo. Yang Su touched his head and killed.

Pei Xuxiang saw the new era, "WTF? Me, what did I do today? ”

"Hey, fool! It's live now! ”

"Isn't it!"

His cry rang out to silence the clouds.

Porridge covered his ears and said, "I knew that he was stupid and dropped the price." ”

"It was originally a buy-one-get-one-free giveaway, but now you can directly package it and give it away." Yang Su has white eyes.

"Wait, now it's live, it's live, it's live, it's live, it's live."

Yang Su mended the knife, "Hey, let's broadcast live again if you're unconscious." ”

Pei Xu covered his little heart, "I'm so scared." Changed his face instantly, "Anyway, I'm also the protagonist, at least I have to be a black belt." ”

"Hey, he's suddenly handsome!" Porridge laughed.

"Of course!"

"It's a pity, although this is a live broadcast room, it's just a recording, and I can cut you out when the time comes."

Recorded in the live broadcast room, only the half-life crew is like this!

"Damn, then, you shouldn't delete all my scenes. I finally got engaged, and I have to wait for a long marriage. Pei Xu wanted to cry without tears.

Xiao Shao probed from behind the door, "Shame Little Theater, of course, it's the whole protagonist." ”

"Shut up! I want to live a few more days. ”

Yang Su smiled: "Don't be angry, don't be angry, without Yun Zhao, won't there be me?" ”

"No, you're not iron enough." He said disgustedly.

"Ahem, I looted gold, this time it's cheaper for you, for silver. Nothing is worth anything in real money. ”

Xiao Shao stretched out his hand to ask for money, with an expression that he would curse you to death if he didn't give money.

Pei Xu cried and took out the money, "Big brother, count me out." ”

"Damn, you can speak Sichuan." Porridge is also spoken in Sichuanese.

"Ahem, let's get straight to the point, I'm coming here today for Valentine's Day, okay, although it's a bachelor party, but, in view of the fact that Pei Xu is a person who has taken off the single, Benshe made an exception and asked Pei Xu to confess on Valentine's Day." Yang Su smiled evilly.

Porridge also said: "Hey, the Peishe people may be gray and gray at home, and they will give pigeon eggs, or ten carats of pink diamonds." He added, "Ahem, anyway, what can be bought with money is not a thing." ”

Pei Xu was stunned, "You use me as an ATM?" ”

"Test you, you can't spend money at the first level, I don't think you will get married. If you are not willing to spend money, what are women looking for you for? Waiting to go home and pick up the baby? Yang Su pushed his glasses.

"Then let me ask, do you know what luxury goods Wan Zhao likes?"

"I don't know...... We didn't have the concept of luxury in those days, you make a price, and I'll pay. Pei Xu smiled with a smile.

Yang Su made a big move, "Hey, can the things you buy still be called luxury?" ”

"Isn't it Dior, Givenchy, Louis Vuitton or something? Get it done in minutes. ”

Porridge rolled his eyes, "Sure enough, he doesn't know what Wan Zhao wants?" Flipping through his phone and calling: "Hey, Zhao Rui?" Well, I'm going to make you Valentine's Day,"

"You! It's too much of a deception! This has only developed to the point of engagement, my hands have not been touched, I have not played ambiguously, I am still a boyfriend? Just kidding, get out ...... early."

Porridge with a black face, "One stroke writes the right to death!" You can roll. ”

"Hey! I know that she likes begonias and hibiscus, she doesn't like gold and jade, and she doesn't like pearls, she does. ”

Yang Su held his breath and waited for a long time.

"Please, what is love?"

"Maybe it's a feeling." Pei Xu smiled faintly. "The feeling of being disconnected, as if she was worried about someone. Speaking of which, I'm a little jealous of Han Zhen who is missed by her. ”

"But he already has a wife, you can rest assured. What you're most worried about is Zhao Rui. Porridge smirked.

Pei Xu smiled awkwardly: "I was right by you, I'm really worried about him." Escalated in the future, I hope to take the opportunity to squeeze him, haha. ”

Yang Su smiled: "That's not necessarily, when you upgrade, everyone will be at the full level." ”

"Ahem, why did you just hit me on Valentine's Day?" Pei Xu asked.

Porridge said seriously: "I want to hear the truth." ”

Pei Xu thought for a long time, "I am ready to cherish every tear shed for me in this life." ”

"Ahh Yang Su was shocked by his seriousness, "There are even more idiots among them, idiots." I'm not afraid of saying kindness on Jun's birthday, but will you die and go with others? ”

Pei Xu's eyes were threatening, "Don't be afraid!" Dementia is dementia, don't be afraid! ”

Porridge smiled: "Hey, for the sake of your Pei Xu, I still have a little human touch, so I will spare you." ”

"Today, four people will do the show, and I will give you a chance." Yang Su said playfully,

"You let me go for Valentine's Day?"

Porridge grinned, "Of course, I will do what I say." ”

Pei Xuxing's eyes, "Then I'll go find my family." ”

Xiao Shao didn't say a word, waiting to watch a good show.

"Slow, slow." Yang Su picked up a stack of speeches. "Ahem, as the second or third male (on an equal footing with Zhao Rui's guy), I naturally have the right to ask you questions? Hey, hey, hey, you've finally landed in the palm of my hand. ”

"Hey," Pei Xu also learned porridge, "You stinky male partner, you actually challenge the male protagonist who is bigger than you, and I will find a chance to wear small shoes for you in the future." ”

"Hey, believe it or not, my iron teeth and bronze teeth are killing you."

He glared at Xiao Shao.

Yang Su looked at each other, "It's not kind to wear small shoes, I don't have credit under you, I also have hard work." ”

"Hey, Pei Honghui, if you put small shoes on him, you are wearing small shoes for me. Not why, because I'm the author. "Porridge with his hands on his chest.

Pei Xu said angrily, "Hey, I'm thankful if you don't write me to death." ”

"First question,"

"Don't stretch the tone, I still have something."

Xiao Shao scolded him, "When people talk, what are you talking about?" ”

Pei Xu is also a master who bullies the weak and fears the hard, so he doesn't say a word.

Yang Su pushed his glasses, "Why did you suddenly change your mind?" Wait, what's the problem? ”

Pei Xu looked dazed, "Huh? What's the idea? ”

"Of course, why did you kidnap my family?" Porridge sneered.

"What's your family? And when did I kidnap her? Xiao Shao sneered,

Yang Su smiled: "Ahem, you answer quickly." ”

"When you say goodbye, it's love at first sight, okay."

Yang Su smiled like a cat, "To be precise, where did you get the guts to kidnap the prince's woman?" ”

"What? When did she become the Prince's woman? Yun Zhao didn't like him in the first place, okay, it's a matter of course for me to snatch love from my sword. ”

Porridge laughed, "A man who is willing to be a junior." ”

"Hey, I'm a real boyfriend! Poof, genuine fiancé. ”

"Well, don't you know that the groom can't look at the bride before marriage?" Yang Su mends the knife.

"I don't know, I can watch it anyway, and I will watch it if I shouldn't." Pei Xu put on an expression of what can you do to me.

Xiao Shao threw him an orange, "Be careful and don't live if you do your own evil." ”

He peeled the skin and tasted it, "It's too sour!" ”

Porridge continued to ask, "Hey, it's not deep enough." When did you fall in love at first sight? I need to think about it, too. ”

"Of course it was love at first sight!" Pei Xu opened his eyes and said nonsense.

"That's fine, anyway, I know if what you say is true or not."

"Impossible! In my early setting, you are a self-inflicted pervert! ”

A self-inflicted amorous pervert?

Xiao Shao laughed profusely.

Pei Xu's face froze, "Hey, to tell you the truth, it was the day of the rain, and then it was Xiao Shao's fortune telling." ”

Yang Su said, "This is still a bit credible. But you dare to rob a woman with the prince, amazing, powerful. ”

"When it comes to making women happy, I'm definitely five stars. Ten Zhao Rui can't stand up to me. ”

Porridge scared him, "I'll record this, and I'll show him when he comes." ”

"Don't, my golden job is confiscated, and no matter how much I blackmail, I won't be able to take out a dime as a gift.

Pei Xu begged for mercy.

"Second question, how many ex-girlfriends do you have? And how many crushes are there? ”

"Ex-girlfriend...... One, two, three......" Pei Xu counted with his fingers.

"I'll go, Miss Feng will definitely beat you to death if she knows. Big carrots! Yang Su also threw oranges at him.

Pei Xu shouted, "Hey, it's normal to like whom, you single dog doesn't understand!" ”

"Hehehe, but your number is too much." Porridge smiled awkwardly.

Xiao Shao pinched his fingers, "Cough, let's count it, four ex-girlfriends and three crushes." ”

He complained: "If you put two more beards, it will be more worthy of you." ”

Yang Su smiled and hid a knife, "Ahem, then the third question is whether you have two boats?" ”

"Two boats! Wow, this one is amazing. Xiao Shao laughed to death.

Porridge raised his forehead, "Hey, the current plot is not, and there shouldn't be one in the future." ”

"Maybe, I believe in my determination."

Yang Su said again: "A man's heart, a needle under the sea." ”

Pei Xu threw the orange back, "You can eat it yourself." ”

"Fourth question,"

"Wait, how many do you want to ask?"

Porridge smiled: "Five, only five." ”

Pei Xu cried with a sad face, "Hurry up, Valentine's Day has passed!" ”

Xiao Shao flipped through his backpack, "Mu Shi, it's a big deal that the single dog has a party, or I'll give you some magic weapons for transfer." ”

"The transfer bead is still a deceptive money-burning artifact?"

"Ah, this, XX cultivation strategy!" Xiao Shao flipped it out.

Pei Xu rolled his eyes, "You are chasing?" The name is too cheesy. ”

Porridge wiped his sweat, "No, the pit in the future." ”

"Pit god, brother, you make sure to fill the pit first. I don't want to be a eunuch yet! ”

Yang Su's head was sweating, "Uh, since the porridge is guaranteed, we won't die at least for the time being, and it may not be in the future......"

"Cut, you're so tasteless. That was not a magic weapon just now, this is! ”

"This is, this, this, this, it is the legendary aura of the big male protagonist! Ahh ”

Porridge smiled: "Ahem, in order to make amends for your sins, I delayed your Valentine's Day, and I gave you the halo of the protagonist." ”

"This aura is quite handsome!"

Xiao Shao smiled: "Of course, I asked a big man to do it." The quality is unmistakable! ”

Yang Su read the words on the manual, "However, this aura seems to only be used for one day!" ”

"yes, Valentine's Day limited aura."

“WTF？ This Valentine's Day has passed! Pei Xu cried and fainted, "It's February 15th!" ”

"Hey, you can use it."

Pei Xu said lifelessly: "Great, but Valentine's Day has passed." ”

Porridge smiled: "How deep the love is, I don't care if it's Tanabata or Valentine's Day, as long as there is love, every day is Valentine's Day." ”

"Hee-hee, the porridge will also be filled with chicken soup." Xiao Shao said with a smile.

"Hey, but Pei Xu seems to have hit hard enough, because he didn't prepare a gift or invite a candlelight dinner because of the recording of the show. It's close to collapse now! Yang Su patted Pei Xu, who had passed out.

Porridge smiled, "Look there." A mystery pack specially prepared for you! ”

A big gift package suddenly appeared in the live broadcast room!

"What's the use of the gift bag, I want to show it. Woooooo ”

Xiao Shao rushed up, "Then I'll tear it down for you." ”

"Stop," Pei Xuyi slipped up and opened the gift.

"Happy Valentine's Day! Pei Xu! ”

Akira came out of the gift bag.

"Wow! Happiness came too suddenly! ”