Chapter Seventy-Three: Chen Xiaoyu's Legendary Best Friend
Oh, it turned out that Su Fang's courier had arrived, and Shen Yan was relieved.
As a result, he saw that after Su Fang heard those words, his eyes suddenly widened, revealing eyes that were both scared and excited. She first gestured and signaled Shen Yan to absolutely and never speak! Then he raised his voice and said in a normal tone, "Master, please leave the courier by the door, thank you!" ”
"But this courier needs your signature." The courier was embarrassed and said.
"But it's really inconvenient right now...... Well...... I'm sick to my stomach! Su Fang said loudly.
“…… All right. ”
The man outside the door really had no choice but to put down his things and leave.
Shen Yan's whole person is chaotic, are you acting? Su Fang's performance was weird enough, but it was not as good as the one outside the door - as soon as the courier outside the door said two words, Shen Yan recognized his identity from his voice - it was clearly the male policeman he had seen at noon! Do the police still work part-time to deliver couriers?
Besides, the box he put down was clearly empty! Shen Yan heard it clearly!
I have to say, his hearing is too good now...... It's not in vain that he "pounced" for so long.
Shen Yan used his extraordinary intelligence to reason quickly, and it seemed that there was only one truth - "It's your boyfriend outside?" ”
He asked Su Fang in a low voice. That's right, that's the only way! Su Fang's boyfriend is a police officer, and they usually like to play role-playing games. But not today, Su Fang is afraid of opening the door so that her boyfriend can see what she is doing in the room with a strange man...... There's nothing wrong with this logical chain, and I've learned from Omar for so long, and I've really grown!
"Of course not my boyfriend! You, are you pretending or really don't know?! Su Fang's eyes widened and she looked at Shen Yan curiously.
"Pretending to be something?" Shen Yan spread his hands very innocently, I don't tell lies unless necessary. "Hurry up if you want to talk, that guy stopped when he walked to the second floor."
The blessing of Topani's attribute discount and retraining, Shen Yan's current facial features and five senses are really powerful - I can't see it in the other world (because everyone is very powerful), but I feel it as soon as I come back. What was happening outside the door now, he could hear it by his voice.
"Then tell me what you've been doing since you disappeared for a month!" Su Fang hurriedly asked.
"Oh, of course, it's a sudden realization of the true meaning of life, and the beginning of a journey that is just about to go. Go to the ...... Go to the snowy mountains and meadows to return to nature and enjoy solitude. Later, he encountered an unspeakable supernatural event (skeleton soldier) in a certain ruin, and had to get out of the mountain and temporarily return to human society. Shen Yan said, well, the content is generally fine.
Really! Su Fang believed it! She also gave herself a thumbs up, no wonder Shen Yan had an artist's temperament when they first met...... And the smell of the artist.
"Then you don't know that you're wanted by the police! The police came to our door eight times a day, and it was said that even our phone calls were monitored! Otherwise, how could Xiaoyu be in a hurry to go abroad, she said that you are such a chicken thief, you must have run away first! So she goes abroad and waits for you! ”
"Wanted...... it! "Suddenly, I was chased by the man in black, hid in a certain building, hijacked a rooftop restaurant, cut through the glass wall and jumped off the building...... It's all on my mind! "Penny, Penny! Shouldn't all these things be harmonized by Io? How can it be held back to me? ”
“…… What do you think? Penny, who had been silent, replied lazily at this time. It's all said, only the changes caused by people outside the cartography room will be erased, you are a native of the cartography room, and of course the impact is still there! There are so many cameras in modern society, and Io won't bother to wipe them off. ”
"How so? It's so unfair! "Shen Yan is furious!
"Wait...... If the actions of those men in black are erased, doesn't that mean that everything looks like I did it alone? Think of yourself running through the Lujiazui green space "alone", blending into a tour group alone, holding the restaurant clerk on the roof alone with a fake gun, making a declaration of terror alone, and then jumping off the top floor alone...... I'm stepping on a horse, this is a "lone wolf" terrorist attack!
"Of course! Especially a lot of the time when you're talking and moving into the air, and it looks like you're crazy. Penny added fuel to the fire.
Penny ...... Please stop kidding, help me figure it out! Shen Yan said a little annoyed. The police are just outside the door, so I want to pretend to be a psychopath...... You have to have time to find a good lawyer. ”
“…… Alas, Xiao Yanyan, don't you still understand? I thought you knew. Penny paused and chuckled and replied, "Put yourself higher, don't be blinded by these trivial things, and you'll see that when the world goes forward, you can't go back."
No matter how much you love ordinary life, you can't go back! Many people in this multiverse, including Io, are looking forward to someone returning to the heights that Lady Ringtown once reached and taking on the corresponding responsibilities. You are the successor of the lady and one of the people most likely to reach that height. You could say that this is the will of the great universe. Io can tolerate you killing people and setting fires in the cartography world, can tolerate you destroying the country, and can even ignore you to break the rules he has set - all fine - but he will not tolerate you continuing to live like a normal person.
The multiverse, only the ordinary is unacceptable! ”
Just know! Shen Yan complained, and he knew that it was not easy to take advantage of being cheap......
However, this also validates some of his speculations about the lady: as the only god of the gods, the lady is not without a priesthood, but her priesthood is too high to be described by a rule description. So on the surface, it looks like the lady has nothing to do all day. But in fact, maybe the role she plays is a key role such as the counterweight hammer, fulcrum, and positive and negative intersection of the multiverse, and maybe she suppresses the universe, and her existence is the guarantee of the continuation of the multiverse.
And losing her, Io's multiverse looked at the pill, "Haha~ Penny, do you think my guess is reliable?" ”
Penny: "Uh-huh, uh-huh...... That's right, that's how important we are! There wasn't much to do, but we really worked hard all the time! ”
Therefore, Io must be looking forward to the appearance of a second god, and he did not hesitate to open the back door for me. However, Shen Yan is too far away from that position now, and it is estimated that it belongs to the spare tire of the spare tire, but Boss Io will not give up on me casually!
(Io: "...... I'm 40 meters big knife too. ”)
"Okay, I see." This was said to Penny and Su Fang. When Shen Yan picked up Coke and was about to take a sip, he was held down by Su Fang.
"The police are just outside the door, so you'd better get down to business first." Su Fang quietly took the Coke from his hand.
“…… No way! Looking at the can of Coke that I don't know what it contained, Shen Yan didn't know what to say, Su Fang, you really deserve to be ...... Chen Xiaoyu's best friend!
Shen Yan had no choice but to put this matter behind him first and turned out a large mountaineering bag. "Hurry up and help me find some necessities, my phone is too late to charge...... Su Fang, I need some food, as well as a charger, Xiaoyu's phone number and address, I'll go get a few more changes of clothes. ”
"Good!" Su Fang quickly rummaged through a lot of things and whispered to Shen Yan while pretending for him. "Xiaoyu said that if you run away, she will become a burden to you in China, so it is better to go abroad and wait. And she took out all your money and exchanged it for rice dollars, which was only frozen in the bank, and the money was kept with her mother. If you want to go and get money, remember to be careful, Auntie won't care about your money, but she may call the police. ”
At this time, a voice came from outside the door again, this time to a female voice.
"403, check the water meter."
"Shh~" Shen Yan covered Su Fang's mouth, who was about to speak, and replied loudly. "Eldest sister, my water meter is outside the door."
"I was wrong, we're delivering takeaways."
"Qiandu still eats it!"
“…… Thousand degrees. ”
"You sent it wrong, what I called it was eaten, so I don't want to send it!"
"Little bunny! Demolition team ready! ”
"Sister, there is no demolition team in our country. And I heard it all, just the two of you. Shen Yan was bickering while cleaning up.
“…… What about Lao Zhang, who picked the lock? Hurry up and tell him to come up and pry the door! Shen Yan heard the policewoman's angry command, and then raised his voice to the door. Shen Yan! I know you're in there! I'm telling you, this neighborhood is blocked by our people! Hurry up and open the door, and honestly cooperate with us to go back to investigate...... You still have a chance, now you are just a criminal suspect, and you have not yet been determined, don't delay yourself! Be lenient in confession, strict in resisting! ”
"But I'm in the toilet! Well...... I'm having a stomach problem! Shen Yan shouted.
"Little bunny! I'll catch you later! "was sent away with the same excuse, and Sister Li was very happy.
"Ha~" Su Fang couldn't help laughing, and said a little scared. "So what now? How do you run? ”
"There's a way, go through the window." Shen Yan smiled, "But I have to wronged you." He found a clothesline, "Come, put your hand out." Su Fang didn't know what to think, and suddenly her cheeks turned crimson, and her eyes were like silk. How do you like this...... Then you, you tie it up a little tighter. ”
How could Shen Yan have the time to think about that now? His hands were like butterflies wearing flowers, back and forth, left and right, and instantly tied Su Fang to an elf knot - although it is not as hot as any armor binding in the East, but the elf knot is the crystallization of tens of thousands of years of elf binding art, and tying people is extremely beautiful!
Just when he was tying up, Su Fang whispered in his ear, "Is my figure good?" ”
The hot air sprayed on Shen Yan's ears, and he felt his heart "pop" all of a sudden! The snow-white body came to mind uncontrollably, and the anger immediately came up.
His eyes are very good now, and at that time, a girlfriend only covered his face, allowing him to see it from top to bottom...... Although Su Fang is not as good as Chen Xiaoyu, she can almost catch up with Shen Yan in height, has long legs that are rare among women, and is dazzling in white.
Shen Yan smiled unnaturally and whispered, "You remind me of what Xiaoyu said about you." ”
"Bichi? Little smashed? I know. "Maybe it's because people are very close at the moment, and there is no eye contact, Su Fang's speech is becoming more and more unscrupulous." Fire prevention, anti-theft and anti-girlfriends, it is a matter of course! But Xiaoyu rented the house to me, and asked me to tell you these things, you should guess what I will do. ”
"Then you still do it! Speaking of which, although I am Xiaoyu's boyfriend and you are her best friend, we are still meeting for the first time today, right? Don't you think that...... Isn't it appropriate? ”
"You've only known me for a while, but I've known you for a whole year! I haven't had a 25-year-old yet, it's all your fault! I don't have any interest in other men, and I'm desperate! Su Fang said fiercely, "You don't know what your Chen Xiaoyu has done to me, you have to be responsible for me!" ”
Well, Shen Yan was dumbfounded, is there any place to reason in this world?
Fortunately, at this time, the sound outside the door became louder and louder, and the door lock began to make a "bang, bang, bang" sound.
"Hold this end of the rope, if no one comes in, you can untie it by pulling it yourself......" Shen Yan tied the knot and put one end in Su Fang's hand. In this way, she was cleared out, and the previous answer could also be inferred to be forced by Shen Yan. No one in this world has ever seen an elven knot, and unless it is carefully analyzed, it is impossible to guess that the key to untying it is in the hands of the person who is being tied up.
"Okay, stop talking, I'll go find a clean towel and plug my mouth." Shen Yan said helplessly that the fierce Chen Xiaoyu has a strong girlfriend, and he understands.
"Use that!" Su Fang gestured defiantly, and the Nene that she had just replaced on the bed, and then looked at Shen Yan hotly. "My phone number is on that note, ask me, I promise Xiaoyu will agree!"
Shen Yan shook his head and didn't answer, picked up the white stick and stuffed it into Su Fang's mouth. Su Fang bit without disgust, and winked at him, losing a charming look.
"Made, they're all goblins!" Shen Yan bent down and muttered.
He slung his bow and rehung the bits and pieces on his body, grabbed the bag full of the big bag and Augustine, and took a few steps back. Then he rushed up, stepped on the edge of the window, swept through the space of several meters like a gray eagle, and jumped onto the big tree opposite! Twisting his waist and borrowing strength again, he turned on the roof of this building!
Su Fang, who has been watching from the sidelines, has such a look in her eyes at the moment.
Xiaoyu's boyfriend turned out to be Batman?!
"I'm sorry." Shen Yan stuffed the bag containing Augustine into the corner of the roof and hid it. While explaining. "Lao Ao, if you have the ability, you can leave by yourself, or wait for me here...... It will be back in half a month at most, and then it will take you back to the world when you came!
Let's go! ”
He directly chose a direction to borrow a few steps, and the greening of this old community was excellent-and Shen Yan's ability to jump trees had risen sharply since that parkour run - he jumped up and stepped on the trunk, and after a few ups and downs, he came out of the "encirclement" that he didn't know existed or not.
It was never seen.
————
PS1: Tempting on the edge of harmony.
PS2: Dear, you really guessed a lot of plots in this chapter! Lao Lei endured it for a long time before ...... I still endured it and didn't tear up the draft. Please don't rush to change.,There's no way to change it before it's put on the shelves.,But it's all big chapters lately.。
PS3: Please vote for more recommendations, this one is currently the most useful for new books. Of course, collecting, scoring, and giving a reward are all as much as possible.