14. You don't know anything about deliciousness

As night falls, the moon hangs high.

When Brother Hua woke up, it was already night.

Brother Hua wanted to move, but he couldn't move, and when he looked at it, he was bound by thick vines, and what made it even more afraid was ......

The surface of the vine is densely covered with tiny, tight purple spikes, which are inverted and exude a cold aura.

This is a purple yin poisonous vine, if there is a wound on the skin, if you touch these spikes, you will be highly poisonous in your body, and your whole body will be cold.

"Damn, these turtle monkeys are treating me so rudely. ”

Brother Painting's bird's eyes looked around, and there was darkness all around.

Only in the distance, a half-human-high pile of firewood, burned brightly.

Dozens of shadows could be faintly seen, sitting around the fire.

Come to think of it, it's the monkeys.

Brother Drawn: Thinking about escaping.

But then, hearing such a conversation, it was stunned for a while.

"I said little monkey, isn't this a public thing?"

Jiang Yun looked at the little monkey and said with some disappointment: "Then how does it hatch eggs?"

"I didn't see any chickens, so I thought it was a female, but it turned out to be a male. The little monkey scratched his head, also puzzled.

How is this different from what it thinks?

"Alas......" After a long time, the little monkey looked resentful and sighed: "It turns out that the thing is a thing without B." ”

The little monkey finally understood that the thrush was also a big man.

"It's terrible to be uneducated, and there is no distinction between male and female. Jiang Yun first shook his head and sighed, and then explained: "A creature like a bird doesn't have chickens, do you understand?"

"I see. The little monkey suddenly realized.

It always thought that all animals had chickens, so it mistakenly thought that this thrush was a female.

Unexpectedly, the birds are so different.

Brother Hua heard this,

It felt like my chest was about to explode.

Fuck ......

Tie Lao Tzu for so long, and actually discuss whether Lao Tzu has chickens?

Lao Tzu has wood and chickens, and it's about you monkeys.

It's a big deal.

Also, what's going on with the hatching eggs?

Are you monkeys blind, looking for males to hatch eggs?

Brother Hua finally couldn't help it, and roared: "Lao Tzu has eggs, what's the use of asking for B?"

This roar successfully attracted the attention of the monkeys.

Their expressions were slightly stunned, and they stopped their movements and turned to look at the angry thrush.

Irritated by this?

"My lord, that stupid bird has woken up. "The little monkey is not so kind to this thrush.

"Of course this king knows. ”

Jiang Yun's gaze naturally fell on the thrush early, but he pondered for a while before he sighed: "But what it said seems to make sense." ”

"Of course it makes sense, you turtles. ”

Brother Hua replied angrily.

It writhed, trying to struggle, but couldn't.

"Throw it over. Jiang Yun's tone was tepid.

The little monkey threw the thrush to the fire.

The bright light of the fire shone on the painting brother and revealed it undoubtedly.

It is a thrush with grayish brown plumage.

It has several longitudinal lines of dark brown on its back, white eye circles, and narrow brow lines that extend back.

Take a closer look, this thrush is actually a little delicate, like a delicate girl.

"Well, these days, I think it's beautiful to watch birds. Jiang Yun secretly said in his heart: "Could it be that I am also hungry and thirsty?"

Jiang Yun was secretly startled, and suddenly thought of this possibility. Then, he shook his head, sweeping away the mixed emotions.

Thinking like this, I'm afraid something will happen.

"What do you want to do?"

Brother Hua was a little panicked, the eyes of these monkeys were very strange, and they looked quite unfriendly.

Don't...... Want to eat me?

The scene of being eaten appeared in Brother Hua's mind, and his expression became even more panicked.

"Don't worry, it's nothing. Jiang Yun replied a little casually: "I wanted you to help hatch the eggs, but I didn't expect you to be a male bird, and the little monkey is to blame for this. ”

When the little monkey heard this, he spread his hands, as if to say, blame me.

Brother Hua looked at them, slightly silent.

But the faint light of the eyes told the monkeys that it was looking at the mentally retarded.

There is no distinction between male and female, and so are pigs!

This is the painting brother's evaluation of the monkeys.

"Since you know you've made a mistake, let me go. Brother Hua struggled.

It's uncomfortable to be tied up after all.

"As an apology, I'll let you taste the king's craft. Jiang Yun replied with a smile.

"Taste the craft?" Brother Hua was obviously stunned, and then the bird's eyes widened slightly, and he said angrily: "Tie it up?"

Jiang Yun smiled: "Isn't this afraid that you will make trouble?"

"Huh. ”

Brother Hua coldly spit out the word.

It looked at the monkeys and sneered, "What delicious can you vulgar monkeys make?"

As an elegant beautiful bird, it is very confident, in this Malan Mountain, there are few monsters, can have it so elegant, and no one knows more about food than it.

This is the elegant quality that it has had since birth, and it can even be said that it is a kind of enlightenment.

A noble and living consciousness.

This is the innate and existential idea of the painting brother.

"Really?" Jiang Yun deliberately dragged a long tone and teased, "Don't regret it then." ”

"Ghosts will regret it. ”

In the face of Jiang Yun's temptation, Brother Hua was quite backbone, he turned his little head, and said with an iron heart: "Even if my Brother Hua starves to death today and dies outside, if he jumps from here, he won't eat a bite of you." ”

That kind of momentum, but it looks like it.

"Yo, what a backbone!" Jiang Yun praised in a strange tone.

Brother Hua's nostrils turned to the sky, and he snorted: "Of course, I don't inquire, my brother is in Malan Mountain, which is notoriously backbone." ”

"Oh?"

Jiang Yun smiled and did not argue.

Then, he looked at the old monkey: "Ready?"

The old monkey replied respectfully: "Return to the king, everything is ready according to the king's orders." ”

"Okay, let's get started!"

As soon as he finished speaking, Brother Hua looked at the surrounding monkeys, took out a branch, and placed it on the top of the fire to bake.

It looks like it's barbecuing something delicious.

"What are these old hats for?" Brother Hua glanced at it secretly, muttering in his heart.

It's a little curious.

Look at the branches.

Five or six white pupae, strung with branches, looked fresh and slowly wriggling.

Eating bee pupae?

Brother Hua immediately came up with the answer in his heart.

Can you eat bee pupa, is it necessary to roast?

Brother Hua was puzzled by this.

Could it be that this group of monkeys is full of food and support?

Regarding the change in Brother Hua's expression, Jiang Yun did not pay attention to it.

He pulled out a pen and bowl.

The pen is a brush, very clean, unused.

The bowl is an ordinary porcelain bowl embroidered with golden chrysanthemums, which is slightly ordinary.

Brother Hua stared at Jiang Yun intently, he didn't know what this monkey wanted to do.

Then, it saw Jiang Yun pick up the brush and stir it in the bowl.

I don't know what I stirred up, but there was a pungent smell from it, which was a little choking.

Then, Brother Hua woke up to the taste of chili peppers.

It turned out that in the afternoon, Jiang Yun ordered the old monkey to go to the village below the mountain and steal all the necessary goods.

Ahem, a gourmet's business, can you say stealing?

Obviously, it's borrowed.

To put it in layman's terms, Jiang Yun relied on these simple things to make some simple barbecue condiments.

It's not perfect, but it's barely enough.

According to the experience of his previous life, Jiang Yun used the brush as a brush, and very calmly applied a layer of golden grease on the bee chrysalis.

In the oil, there are red and white particles.

The red ones are chopped peppers,

White is fine salt,

The mix of the two undoubtedly adds a bit of deliciousness.

After a while.

The grease on the bee chrysalis began to swish, and the intoxicating fragrance gradually diffused.

"Well, it smells so good!"

Jiang Yun put the bee chrysalis in front of his nose and sniffed it gently, his face full of intoxication, as if there was a rare and delicious snack in front of him.

He took a bite.

The insect meat is full and juicy, soft and wriggling, very Q, with the spicy coolness, there is a feeling like eating spicy crayfish.

The taste is quite authentic.

Compared to the delicious crayfish, it is even better.