Chapter Forty-Seven: The Three Immortals Haunt the Hall
"Old bald donkey, your fox tail is finally revealed!" Dou Dabao gritted his teeth and scolded.
Jing Hai glanced at him coldly, and simply made his words clear, "With a ready-made body skin, who wants to suffer from reincarnation?" ”
He suddenly stared at me and raised his voice: "In the end, this is your own fault, I spent so much effort to find a yin fetus with four yin lives, but in the end, I made wedding dresses for others." That yin fetus was seized by the painter attached to you! Now I'm looking for you to top the bag, and I should be. ”
I put away my smile and said in a deep voice, "Don't forget, you asked me for help, I'm afraid you forgot about the painter, right?" Now that something has happened, do you blame me? ”
Seeing that Jing Hai lowered his eyes and was silent, my voice became even colder: "You have already arranged for Wang Xizhen to call me, if you guessed correctly, you have made two preparations from the beginning, if there is a mistake in the four yin lives, I am your 'backup'!" Master, you're really leaking. ”
"What you said is right, but in the final analysis, since you were born with a Nine Yin Evil Body, you should have the consciousness of the evil ghosts of the Yang world. You are so stupid, rather than being taken away by others in the future, it is better to let the Buddha take this treasure. But don't worry, I will do it for you. We are absolutely true to our words! ”
I nodded, "Well, I trust you." I finally know that you are 'sincere' to 'teach' me your head-lowering technique. ”
A trace of coldness flashed in Jing Hai's eyes, and he stopped talking, and walked towards me again.
With each step, his face became more gloomy.
At first, I thought he was just murderous, but soon I realized that it was not a simple change in expression, but a change in his face itself, which not only gradually deepened in color, but also became more and more blurred. Eventually, it looks like a humanoid made of black aerosol particles!
Wang Xizhen exclaimed: "Master, you actually surrendered to yourself? ”
"You know a fart, this is the Dharma Body of the Buddha's cultivation!"
Jing Hai said sharply, and his eyes suddenly turned dark green. The whole face suddenly looked even more terrifying than the grimace of the old yin.
Wang Xizhen reacted, gritted his teeth, and blocked in front of me: "You go quickly!" You saved my life, I can't let you die right under my nose! Walk! ”
I didn't push him away, but stared at Jinghai and asked word by word, "Are you sure you want to do this?" ”
"What are you talking about!" As the shape changed, Jinghai's voice became dull, like something covering his mouth, more like the sound of countless insects and ants gathering together.
I nodded, and then pulled Wang Xizhen away, "Dabao, make offerings to the master!" ”
"Okay!"
Dou Dabao agreed, took out a snakeskin bag from his satchel, tore open the seal, and threw the bag into Jinghai's coffin.
"Master, Wang Xizhen is really good to you, he has prepared such a big coffin for you, and the 'little foot immortals' of the gray family should not be able to climb out so easily. That's fine, Lao Wang is good to me, I don't want to dirty his house. It's just that in the winter, the 'Great Immortal' is also famine, and your old man's body is almost as good as you see roast chicken in their eyes. I looked at Jinghai coldly, lit another cigarette, and took a shallow puff.
Jing Hai's figure froze, "You...... You're going to plague my body with rats? ”
"How's that going to work? How can the remains of an old man be destroyed? ”
Dou Dabao said in his mouth, took out a larger snakeskin bag from his bag, and said to Jinghai: "Master, you don't have to worry, I'll let the snake in and catch all the mice!" ”
As he spoke, he ripped open the bag and poured the contents of the bag into the coffin.
Jing Hai's phantom body suddenly gathered, and in addition to annoyance, his eyes also showed confusion: "You two boys, what do you want to do?" ”
A voice suddenly came from the back of the house: "It's nothing, it's just a gift for you, so that you don't have to go shabby!" ”
Sun Lu walked out carrying a wire cage covered with a black cloth, "Old bald, I've been waiting for you for a long time." It's a cat outside on this cold day, and I have to climb over the wall when I come in, and it's easy for me. ”
As he spoke, he twisted his face and shouted at Dou Dabao in the room: "You don't use your brains to do things?" The snake eats the rat, doesn't it still bite the corpse? But you don't have to worry, I brought the Huang family's helper to kill the snake for you! ”
The black cloth covering the cage was lifted, and two pairs of small green eyes immediately flashed inside the cage.
There are two big yellow skins inside!
Without waiting for Jinghai to react, Sun Lu opened the cage door.
The two yellow skins jumped out one after another, neither escaping nor running into the house, but ran towards Jinghai.
As soon as the yellow skin hit the ground, the flour on the ground was immediately brought to fly.
Strange to say, the flour raised did not drift away with the wind, but gathered into a white shadow that looked like a human in mid-air, and then floated over the courtyard wall and disappeared.
At the same time as the white shadow floated out of the courtyard, Jinghai quickly returned to its original appearance!
"What the hell are you doing? Why can't I lower my head? Jinghai looked at me in amazement and asked.
I shook off the cigarette butt, stepped forward, and said coldly:
"I don't understand lowering my head, but I'm yin, and you're not as good as me in yin and yang. It's okay for you to go somewhere else to do evil, your body is here, and if you want to come back here, you have to rely on the gods to lead the way! If you want to cast a spell here, the premise is that the god of evil must be here! I invited the three 'immortal families' of Huang, Liu, and Gray overnight last night, these three are the most taboo for the gods, do you think it will protect you? ”
Jing Hai was stunned for a while, and suddenly turned around without saying a word and wanted to run out.
But before he could run to the door, he was bounced back by an invisible force.
Sun Lu clipped his hand, took a cigarette in his mouth and said vaguely: "Just for Huang Daxian'er, I need to drink the wind outside?" When you came in, I had already put a curse charm on the outside, and you still want to run? ”
Jinghai was stunned again, and finally reacted completely, "Okay, it turns out that you made a set early in the morning, waiting to calculate the Buddha?" ”
I shrugged noncommittally, "If you want to blame, you are too careless." If a dead ghost wants to be reincarnated without reincarnation, he must not be able to carry the anger of the yang world, so you changed the dead skin of the animal. You know shame after all, and if you're bare-assed, I probably won't be able to guess what you're trying to do. ”
Dou Dabao pursed his lips: "Also, you see others too clearly." What do you say that you want to take disaster as an apprentice, do you really treat us as three-year-old children? I'll tell you the truth, I was four years old more than ten years ago! ”
Jing Hai came back to his senses and laughed angrily: "Okay, good, the Buddha has played eagles all his life, but I didn't expect that in the end, I would be pecked by a few of you little family tricks." Well, I finally realized that what doesn't belong to me can't be forced. ”
I softened my tone and said, "Master, that's all for today's business." As long as you do me a favor as agreed, I will not blame you in the past and send you to the reincarnation of the Yin Division. ”
"Help? Haha, you have yin against me, and you still want me to help you? Think beautifully! Jing Hai sneered again and again, "The Buddha is dying, and I don't need you to send it." As for that friend of yours, let him be blessed. Well, I admit it, Buddha. Let's meet in the mountains and rivers, see you in the next life! ”
"Want to go?" This time I really made a face, "I don't agree, are you leaving?" ”