Valentine's Day special

"Valentine's Day, Valentine's Day! Sprinkle flowers ✿✿ヽ(°▽°)ノ✿! Pei Xu went crazy.

Porridge disdainfully, "Pei Xu, are you like this? ”

"As for ah, it is said that there is no light bulb Zhao Rui in this special, wow! That's nice! He jumped out laughing.

Porridge interrupted mercilessly, "Hehe, but I'm still here, I can't do anything to others." You big man, let's come to the Valentine's Day single dog party. ”

"I'm a! In other words, I celebrate Valentine's Day by myself? Or continue the linkage? With the big guys? "He's crazy.

"Of course! But on Valentine's Day, would you like to try a bar party? ”

Pei Xu's eyes fell, "I'll take it!" ”

"Hey, hey!" They all foamed, and their pupils dilated, "Well, it's hopeless." It can be sent away directly. ”

He barely got up, "Bah, I'm fine!" What do you want to do? ”

"Hey, an ancient person, actually, he still ran out of the smell of pimples in the northeast." The porridge is pulled out of the northeast cavity.

"Ahem, theater world, unlimited health, unlimited gold, unlimited equipment, in short, infinite flow. Anything! Hahaha! Pei Xu said with a smile.

"Cut, don't forget that I gave you everything, what if I change the setting?"

"Damn, forget you're the emperor. I'm sorry! Help me! ”

"Bully the soft bones who are afraid of the hard, and I am going to write you as a water snake waist in the future." Porridge snickered.

He said with teary eyes: "Get out, I'd rather not be the broken male protagonist who hasn't even touched the heroine's hand, huh, my Yunzhao." ”

"Cut, don't you know that Valentine's Day is a single dog carnival?"

Pei Xu said: "I, bah, don't harm me, who already has an object, just because you are an old bachelor." ”

"Oh, Sheren, how did you become like this?" Yang Su pushed open the door of the live broadcast room and said with a good show.

"Oh, Sheren, you just happened to have Valentine's Day with the single dog porridge. The two of you have a lot of lovers, congratulations, a hundred years together. I slipped away first. ”

Porridge was guarding the door, and the glasses were reflective, "Oh, don't go, you smashed my yard, and you still want to slap your ass and leave?" ”

"What, wait," Pei Xu opened his eyes, "this sentence, it seems, it seems, it seems that someone has said it before." Forget it, what kind of field did I smash you? ”

Porridge looked at him with stupid eyes, "Hey, you really don't know? ”

Pei Xu shook his head, "What are you talking about?" ”

"Give up people, give up and become adults. You messed up the Valentine's Day special today, and I'm going to do the trick for porridge, take a shot, and take off your protagonist halo. Yang Su touched his head and killed.

Pei Xuxiang saw the new era, "WTF? Me, what did I do today? ”

"Hey, fool! It's live now! ”

"Isn't it!"

His cry rang out to silence the clouds.

Porridge covered his ears and said, "I knew that he was stupid and dropped the price." ”

"It was originally a buy-one-get-one-free giveaway, but now you can directly package it and give it away." Yang Su has white eyes.

"Wait, now it's live, it's live, it's live, it's live, it's live."

Yang Su mended the knife, "Hey, let's broadcast live again if you're unconscious." ”

Pei Xu covered his little heart, "I'm so scared." Changed his face instantly, "Anyway, I'm also the protagonist, at least I have to be a black belt." ”

"Hey, he's suddenly handsome!" Porridge laughed.

"Of course!"

"It's a pity, although this is a live broadcast room, it's just a recording, and I can cut you out when the time comes."

Recorded in the live broadcast room, only the half-life crew is like this!

"Damn, then, you shouldn't delete all my scenes. I finally got engaged, and I have to wait for a long marriage. Pei Xu wanted to cry without tears.

Xiao Shao probed from behind the door, "Shame Little Theater, of course, it's the whole protagonist." ”

"Shut up! I want to live a few more days. ”

Yang Su smiled: "Don't be angry, don't be angry, without Yun Zhao, won't there be me?" ”

"No, you're not iron enough." He said disgustedly.

"Ahem, I looted gold, this time it's cheaper for you, for silver. Nothing is worth anything in real money. ”

Xiao Shao stretched out his hand to ask for money, with an expression that he would curse you to death if he didn't give money.

Pei Xu cried and took out the money, "Big brother, count me out." ”

"Damn, you can speak Sichuan." Porridge is also spoken in Sichuanese.

"Ahem, let's get straight to the point, I'm coming here today for Valentine's Day, okay, although it's a bachelor party, but, in view of the fact that Pei Xu is a person who has taken off the single, Benshe made an exception and asked Pei Xu to confess on Valentine's Day." Yang Su smiled evilly.

Porridge also said: "Hey, the Peishe people may be gray and gray at home, and they will give pigeon eggs, or ten carats of pink diamonds." He added, "Ahem, anyway, what can be bought with money is not a thing." ”

Pei Xu was stunned, "You use me as an ATM?" ”

"Test you, you can't spend money at the first level, I don't think you will get married. If you are not willing to spend money, what are women looking for you for? Waiting to go home and pick up the baby? Yang Su pushed his glasses.

"Then let me ask, do you know what luxury goods Wan Zhao likes?"

"I don't know...... We didn't have the concept of luxury in those days, you make a price, and I'll pay. Pei Xu smiled with a smile.

Yang Su made a big move, "Hey, can the things you buy still be called luxury?" ”

"Isn't it Dior, Givenchy, Louis Vuitton or something? Get it done in minutes. ”

Porridge rolled his eyes, "Sure enough, he doesn't know what Wan Zhao wants?" Flipping through his phone and calling: "Hey, Zhao Rui?" Well, I'm going to make you Valentine's Day,"

"You! It's too much of a deception! This has only developed to the point of engagement, my hands have not been touched, I have not played ambiguously, I am still a boyfriend? Just kidding, get out ...... early."

Porridge with a black face, "One stroke writes the right to death!" You can roll. ”

"Hey! I know that she likes begonias and hibiscus, she doesn't like gold and jade, and she doesn't like pearls, she does. ”

Yang Su held his breath and waited for a long time.

"Please, what is love?"

"Maybe it's a feeling." Pei Xu smiled faintly. "The feeling of being disconnected, as if she was worried about someone. Speaking of which, I'm a little jealous of Han Zhen who is missed by her. ”

"But he already has a wife, you can rest assured. What you're most worried about is Zhao Rui. Porridge smirked.

Pei Xu smiled awkwardly: "I was right by you, I'm really worried about him." Escalated in the future, I hope to take the opportunity to squeeze him, haha. ”

Yang Su smiled: "That's not necessarily, when you upgrade, everyone will be at the full level." ”

"Ahem, why did you just hit me on Valentine's Day?" Pei Xu asked.

Porridge said seriously: "I want to hear the truth." ”

Pei Xu thought for a long time, "I am ready to cherish every tear shed for me in this life." ”

"Ahh Yang Su was shocked by his seriousness, "There are even more idiots among them, idiots." I'm not afraid of saying kindness on Jun's birthday, but will you die and go with others? ”

Pei Xu's eyes were threatening, "Don't be afraid!" Dementia is dementia, don't be afraid! ”