Chapter 55: Don't want a wife

The old man had already seen this thing, and said that although the vajra was from the Black Sect Tantra, it could not be concluded that the person who broke the seal in the White Volcano that day was them.

After all, the Black Sect Tantra traveled far away from the Tianshan Mountains more than a hundred years ago and did not ask about the world, and the people in the sect were dedicated to cultivation and did not go out, and it was impossible to go down the mountain to make trouble without fighting with the world.

If you want to say that they have the intention to break the seal, you don't have to wait until now.

Besides, the Tantric Black Sect and the Daomen pay the same attention to subduing demons and subduing demons, how can they break the seal?

This vajra must have been stolen.

When I heard this, my head was big: "Then this thing will be difficult." ”

"There's no hurry."

The old man looked at the vajra thoughtfully: "There will always be a time when the water will come out, you ....."

Before he finished speaking, he saw a person's head rise and fall on the steps outside the door, and after a while, a person came up, holding a mountain stick in his hand and slamming it on the ground, panting: "Excuse me... May I ask if you can see evil things? ”

I wonder if the steps of our faΓ§ade are not high, how can you take two steps and gasp like this.

Hurriedly invited him inside: "Dude, you sit down first." ”

Zhuang Huadie served him a bowl of tea, and he drank it three times and five by two, and then waved his hand: "It's not that I can't walk!" I had just escaped from that evil place, and I was so scared that my legs and stomach were shaking. ”

I saw that his three yang and green darkness were really evil, and I hurriedly asked him what the situation was.

He said that his name was Li Pingshan and he was a part-time worker.

A few days ago, I lived in an unclean place, this place is haunted, and the landlord had been vaccinated before moving in, but the house price was cheap, and he also lived.

After all, the landlord told him that as long as there was strange movement outside at night, he would not be blind when he was a child.

Not only on the outside, but also on the inside.

Li Pingshan had nowhere to go, so he had to keep the landlord's words in mind: no matter what movement there was at night, he didn't hear it.

It's really not a peaceful place.

Every night, someone pulls a long wooden bench and walks around on the porch, not to mention the whole click, and from time to time there are old and young masters sighing and sighing when this day is a head!

It's not like a woman crying like a night owl crying and being scared.

But Li Pingshan didn't dare to go out to see!

He can remember the landlord's words firmly, this place is not clean. If you don't pay attention to it, you can live in peace, and you really have the curiosity to inquire, and you have to lose your little life.

If you are poor, you will have a life left, so you have to leave a capital to turn over.

I didn't care about it.

The other residents of the area were also warned by the landlord, they were all poor people who wanted to find a place to live, and no one cared about this evil idea, and no one came out to see it in the middle of the night after being full of food and not sleeping.

But there are really those who are idle.

An old woman who scolds people at every turn, like Xie Sifei and his grandmother, was thrown into this ghost place because she was disgusted by her family, she doesn't care if she is evil or not.

That night, when he heard a commotion outside, he opened the door and rushed out to curse.

But before he could say a word, he said, "Ah! He fell to the ground with a thud and was taken to the hospital with high blood pressure.

I guess I was scared, and after I came back, I closed the door at five o'clock every day after dinner and never came out, and I nested at home honestly, quiet like an old cat.

The surrounding residents were inspired by the old woman to learn not to listen to what was going on outside the window and to read only the books of the sages. No matter what happens outside in the middle of the night, I resolutely don't go out to see it.

After all, the landlord said that as long as you don't go out at night, it's fine.

The big guys seemed to have reached a tacit understanding, and at five o'clock in the afternoon, the house was closed, and the quiet leaves of the dead trees in the corridor could be heard by the wind.

Li Pingshan is no exception.

He didn't have to go out to do the writing work, and he closed the door tightly after five o'clock.

But strange things still found him.

In the middle of the night two days ago, when he was half asleep and half awake, he always heard something knocking on his wall, and asked while knocking back: "Lao Li, do you want a wife?" ”

Li Pingshan was on fire at that time, thinking that I want your uncle, don't sleep in the middle of the night to find a smoke?

I want to jump up and slap him hard.

But somehow he wanted to sleep even more, and he was stunned to suppress this nameless fire.

The next morning, when he went out to fetch water and wash his face, he heard the two people who shared the house talking.

One of the men's name was You Bing, and he said to his wife in a hangy tone: "Oops! Did you just see the community group? Yan Har on the seventeenth floor picked up a wife yesterday. ”

You Shi didn't like to deal with You Bing very much, but when he heard this, he was surprised: "What kind of pick-up?" ”

"Look at what you asked!"

You Bing still said in that tone: "How can you pick it up?" Pick it up like money falling to the ground! ”

"Listen to Yan Har himself, last night he slept in the middle of the night in a daze, heard an old man ask him if he wanted a wife, he casually agreed, this morning under the banana tree in the community picked up a big wife like a flower, I saw the little girl, looks like a star on TV, the figure is good, but it is too white. Tsk tsk. Where do you say Yan Har got such a good blessing? ”

"If it were me... Hey, hey, hey! ”

Probably worried about his wife, You Bing didn't say any more.

But You Shi didn't seem to care at all, and his tone was light: "Yan Har has a problem with his IQ, otherwise he wouldn't be called a Hazi." That daughter-in-law designated that his bastard mother bought it from traffickers, maybe somewhere the college student was abducted! ”

"You still don't believe it!"

When You Bingyi heard this, he resolutely disagreed: "That's really a gift, didn't you see that a few bachelors in our building paid to go to Yan Har's house to sleep?" That's a queue to get my wife. ”

You Shi's voice was even more disdainful, and he scolded in a mouthful of Shaanxi dialect: "There is a ghost who has a pie in the sky!" ”

Then there was another exclamation: "What are you doing!?" ”

"Hey, hey, hey."

You Bing's voice was extraordinarily silvery: "Wife, I want it." ”

Li Pingshan was embarrassed for a while, and just as he was about to go back to his room, he heard two loud ear scraping sounds of "Papa", and at the same time You Bing was angry: "What are you doing, you crazy woman?" Do you dare to hit me? How many days have you not let me touch it? Believe it or not, Lao Tzu is also going to bring a wife back? ”

You didn't speak.

The next second, the door of their bedroom opened, and You Bing pinched a pile of red crucian carp shells and rushed downstairs to Yan Har's house: "Lao Tzu will go and get his wife now." ”

Li Pingshan couldn't help but smile dumbly: Can this wife still receive it? What about the discount on tissue eggs on the day of the drugstore?

In the middle of the night, Li Pingshan heard something knocking on his wall, and at the same time, an old man asked in a hoarse voice: "Lao Li, do you want a wife?" ”

Li Pingshan was clever, and immediately asked: "No, Yan Har's wife was sent by you, right?" ”

"Yes, yes!"

The old man was extremely happy: "Do you want one too?" That's not a lot of stock. Today, there are several bachelors in Yan Har's house, and they are almost finished with their wives. ”

"Don't, don't."

Li Pingshan's mind was hovering in his mind at that time, and the words You Shi scolded You Bing: "There is a ghost when pies fall from the sky!" ”

Besides, this community is not clean, and I asked my wife in the middle of the night to deliver it, and it was not an evil thing that had a ghost.

Although he Li Pingshan is poor, he has not reached the point where he wants his wife to die.

But the old man came to ask every day, and Li Pingshan didn't pay attention to him. One day, he annoyed Li Pingshan, and sat up from the bed and scolded: "If you want it, I want your mother!" ”

Who knew that the old man took it seriously, and he was so elated that he didn't know who to shout: "Mom, someone finally wants you!" ”

Then I saw an old lady in a red coat of the Republic of China wrapped her little feet, trembling on crutches and coming out of the wall, laughing and covering her mouth with a handkerchief as she walked: "Ouch, hey! Who would have thought that my old woman would eat tender grass when she was more than 100 years old, but I'm really embarrassed hahahaha. ”

After speaking, he looked up to the sky and laughed.

Regardless of the old lady's laughter like a yaksha, the words "100 years old" scared Li Pingshan into calling the Jade Emperor Chang'e, Bajie, Wukong and other famous and surnamed immortals.

The old lady of Yaksha also pulled Li Pingshan to ask for a cave room, and scared Li Pingshan to flee from the door.

As soon as he rushed to the gate of the community, an old man with a sinister appearance came out of nowhere and stretched out his hand to stop him, and said that if you want my mother, you will be responsible for her in the future, and go back to get married.

Li Pingshan was desperate at that time.

Knowing that the old lady and the old man were unclean things, he caught a glimpse of a mountain stick at hand, which was said to be a wicked waistband.

Hurriedly picked up the mountain stick and waved it at the old man, and the old man was gone.

He hurried out, and along the way he heard gongs and drums beating behind him, playing wedding songs and funeral songs for a while, and the footsteps of many people chasing after him.

He didn't dare to look back, and one night he heard the old lady of the dominatrix screaming and saying hurry up and chase after him, don't let the groom run away!

It wasn't until dawn that the rooster crowed.

He somehow bumped into our fortune-telling street, and as soon as he raised his eyes, he saw us looking at the signboard of fortune-telling to drive away evil spirits and cure ghosts.

After speaking, he was still crying: "Help me, I don't want to marry the ghost old lady!"