Chapter 115: A coquettish man can't be provoked
Wang Jinbao pursed his lips and said with a smile
"Nonsense, I'm not stupid, how can I not eat, I will eat whatever my classmates eat! Leave me alone, tell me what you want to eat? ”
Shangguan Yunzhu's nose was sour in an instant, and he forced a bitter smile
"Although you look stupid, but since you know how to eat, it proves that you haven't become a complete fool! Have you eaten enough? ”
When Wang Jinbao heard this, he thought that he hadn't walked to the classroom yet, and the originally hot steamed buns were like just taken out of the refrigerator, not to mention the steamed buns, and they tasted like forgetting to put alkaline noodles, becoming black and green, and there were some sticky ghost buns when chewed, and it was not normal to be full, and he said extremely helplessly
"Oops! You just said that I haven't become a fool yet! How can you joke about your own stomach, you say what you want to eat now? It's time for class in the inkblot, and it's impossible to eat whatever you want! ”
Shangguan Yunzhu glared
"If you have something to say, you can't say it well, it's like eating gunpowder! Now that you're full, I'll try it today, what is your favorite? ”
Wang Jinbao was instantly happy, and hugged Shangguan Yunzhu in his arms, followed by a violent storm, but just entered the state, but was pushed away by Shangguan Yunzhu, and said helplessly
"Shameless, I'll give you one last time now, and in the future, without my permission, dare to take advantage of me again, be careful that I give you this broken mouth, press a lockable zipper!"
Wang Jinbao smiled evilly and hugged Shangguan Yunzhu's neck again
"Oops! How can you be so reckless! Didn't you already hint at it just now? Isn't that an agreement? ”
Shangguan Yunzhu glared fiercely
"What did I imply to you?"
Wang Jinbao licked his lips and pretended to be shy
"Didn't you say you wanted to taste my favorite, what it tasted like? Isn't that a hint? You're my favorite, I just want to taste what you really taste like and tell you! Why am I being self-inflicted? ”
Shangguan Yunzhu glared angrily
"Get out! Look at the poor doll, don't sell it if it's cheap! But don't be too complacent, you kid, when you finish eating fried noodles, I'll buy you an iron zipper on your shoes in the shoe mending place, and sew it for you with a cow tendon rope from a cloth shoe stall! Lock it with a small lock in the diary for three or five days! ”
Wang Jinbao smiled evilly, and then slowly came to the root of his ear
"You're hungry, aren't you distressed?"
Shangguan Yunzhu was a little crying and laughing, and glared fiercely
"I feel sorry for you big-headed ghost! Sister, if I don't make a move, once I make a move, it must be a big deal, starving you for three or five days just to drain your bad stomach, save all day and night, and try to bully people! Let's eat fried noodles and go! ”
Wang Jinbao glared, and then gently pinched Shangguan Yunzhu's chin
"Little lady, give the uncle a smile!"
Shangguan Yunzhu was speechless for an instant, and wanted to grab and chop this guy's hand directly, but he didn't expect Wang Jinbao to have already slipped away, and stood in place angrily and said while stomping his feet
"Stinky rascals! Stop! The road is full of ice, what if you fall me? Roll over quickly, take someone's hand and go! ”
Wang Jinbao glared, glanced at a few pieces of ice on the ground that were not as big as leaves, and thought to himself that this girl has a lot of, and she doesn't understand any mood at all, my brother wanted to play with you in the ice and snow, but I didn't expect to start playing the temper of the eldest lady again, but when I think about it again, it's better to say something if I fall and break my clothes, in case I fall or break, the jade body under the clothes, then I can't feel distressed to death, so I walked over helplessly, but he just grabbed someone's hand, but I didn't expect Shangguan Yunzhu's other hand, Instantly grabbed his ears and gritted his teeth
"Aren't you very fast? Why did you come back obediently? What am I holding in my hand now? ”
Wang Jinbao was instantly defeated by his kindness, thinking that he had been fighting an eagle for so many years, but he didn't expect to be planted under a canary's beak, but he also understood a truth about this general matter, whether it was an eagle or a hummingbird, the bird's mouth would peck people, and women were even more so, they needed to be careful, otherwise the consequences would be serious! But now people are tugging on their ears, although they want to break free, with just one action, she will definitely let go to protect the vital parts, but if she thinks about it now, she will not flirt again, it is really stupid to ride a donkey to find a horse, so she quickly grabbed her hand
"Oops! Auntie, you tap, this is called ears! Everything in the world is brittle in winter, so don't drag it down! ”
Shangguan Yunzhu looked at Wang Jinbao's painful face, and thought to himself Although life is like a play, because you try your best to perform, but you kid is too capable of pretending, sister gently put it on her ear, you are like a mother on the delivery bed, as for such an exaggeration? Since you played a bitter trick for your sister, then your sister played with you, so she rubbed it hard
"Oops! You know it's the ears! But since I have ears, I can't figure out what I said before, although it is not like a holy decree, but at least it is easy to use! But since the appointment at the door of the classroom, my words have not been used by the north wind? Now I understand that it turns out that my ears are so cold that I am not flexible! Then my sister will give you a good rub to improve the speed of blood circulation, and also improve its softness and flexibility! ”
In the thirty-nine days when the water was dripping into ice, not to mention that now in the wilderness, the ears that have been frozen for more than 20 minutes, the tongue that has always had oral protection, and the words are a little stiff, Wang Jinbao was instantly rubbed by Shangguan Yunzhu so gently, completely disarmed and surrendered, and then quickly grabbed her hand
"Oops! It hurts me! Why are you still dead! Hurry up and stop rubbing! Can't I speak? ”
When Shangguan Yunzhu heard this, his heart had slowly softened, and when he was about to let go, he thought that it was wrong, since he wanted to cure his dishonest disease, it would be completely cured at one time, so he rolled his eyes, and said with a coquettish tone as he walked
"Look at you! I can't stand such a little pain, and you're a manly man, are you shy or not! And why are you so distressed, I always like to put gold on my face, sister, my hands are a little cold, there is no place to warm, I want to rub your ears to exercise! Let's go, eat fried noodles, go! ”
When Wang Jinbao heard this, he glanced at it fiercely, she was supported by the down jacket of the two high mountains, thinking that the little girl was a piece, she actually dared to make fun of her brother, don't forget that women are coquettish, which can only make men itch in their hearts, and their bodies become restless, and then they become a wolf king, but if men are coquettish, it will make your women's hearts numb, and your body will be anesthetized in an instant, turning into a docile little sheep, so she took advantage of not paying attention to her hand into her clothes
"Baby, I found it very hot here, my hands are warm, I'll warm your hands again! When your hands are warm, can you clean up my disobedient ears? ”