Shen Lang pretended to be forced: "Shen Gong Leopard, you are just a leopard into a fine, refining the true beginning of the five elements, moving mountains and seas can pass through the mysteries, descending the dragon and subduing the tiger as you like, crossing the crane and riding the dragon for nine days, the purple qi of the dantian is tens of thousands of zhang, and the golden lotus is planted in the big interior when it is happy." Stepping on the glow of the sun, playing leisurely, and thousands of years have passed. ”

“......”

In the cave behind Kunlun, Shen Gongbao, who was meditating, was suddenly frightened!

He looked at the group in his mind, and felt that he had gone crazy in cultivation.

There is an extra group in the head out of thin air, and there is an omnipotent great sage in the group?

It is said that he has cultivated in Kunlun for thousands of years to attain the Tao, from a black panther to a human form, and has just entered the Yuan Shi Tianzun not long ago, except for the master Yuan Shi Tianzun, there is no second person who knows his details.

Could it be that this great sage of heaven really has the ability to reach heaven and knows everything?

What a saint?

If so, wouldn't it be even more awesome than his own master, Yuan Shi Tianzun?

can talk to Hongjun Dao Ancestor, that is the saint of his own master's generation!

It's just that the master Yuan Shi Tianzun said that after the ancestor of Hongjun Dao joined the Tao with his body, there was no saint in the world, and there were only a few sub-saints!

Could it be that this great sage is a saint from other worlds?

When Shen Gongbao was surprised and confused in the cave, Shen Lang continued to pretend to be forced in the group and perform the Dafa of fooling.

Shen Lang laughed and said, "Big thief Xiao Shiyilang?"

Xiao Shiyi Lang: "In Xia Xiao Shiyi Lang, does the saint recognize me?"

Shen Lang laughed and said: "I don't know, but this saint has already calculated that you are from Doll Villa, you live like a wolf, lonely, patient, casual, people in the rivers and lakes misunderstand you." ”

"You like to drink, play with women, you often drink and sing, in late spring and March, the sheep and grass grow, the weather is cold, ask who feeds wolves? The heart of the sheep is pitiful, the heart of the wolf is lonely, the heart of heaven is unpredictable, and the world is like frost......"

"You went to steal the deer cutting knife, and fell in love at first sight with Shen Bijun, the first beauty in the martial arts of the Shen family of the Golden Needle, and destroyed the relationship between Shen Bijun and Lian Chengbi, you are a third party who intervenes!"

“......”

Sweat!

Are you a third party?

On the branches of the moon, the thief Xiao Shiyi Lang was sitting in a dense forest on the official road, and he was about to go to the Golden Needle Shen house to steal the deer cutting knife......

The young and merry thief Xiao Shiyilang, of course, also wants to see what Shen Bijun, the first beauty in martial arts of the Golden Needle Shen family, looks like?

But I never expected that the great sage in the group said that he would fall in love with Shen Bijun, a married woman, at first sight!

It doesn't matter if it's a third party or not, the important thing is that the great sage said that Shen Bijun, the first beauty in martial arts, will fall in love with him Xiao Shiyilang.

This is especially in line with his image of the jade tree in the wind and the suave Thirteen Lang.

Beauty with heroes, it's a matter of course!

What's more, it is Shen Bijun, the first beauty in martial arts?

Xiao Shiyilang, who is full of wolf nature in his bones, always believes that natural selection, wolves should eat meat when they go all over the world.

Especially beauties......

In the rivers and lakes where the weak eat the strong, Xiao Shiyilang often said that people only see the pity of the sheep when the wolf eats the sheep, and no one sees the wolf endure the loneliness when it is lonely and the pain when it is hungry......

By the hero's side, if there is no beauty to accompany him, what if he is the first in the world?

How lonely it is to be invincible!

How terrible is loneliness?

"Whoosh!"

The thief Xiao Shiyi Lang jumped up excitedly, and took advantage of the night to rush towards the Golden Needle Shen family.

He also posted a smiley face picture in the group and left a message:

"Tongtian Great Sage, as you said, I am a big thief Xiao Shiyi Lang, I will go to the Shen family to steal the deer cutting knife, if I can fall in love with Shen Bijun, the first beauty in martial arts, and steal the hearts of beauties, I will obey you without convincing. ”

“......”

I'll it!

I was really righted by the Great Sage.

This big thief, Xiao Shiyilang, really wants to go to the Shen family of the Golden Needle to steal the deer cutting knife, and he also wants to steal the hearts of beauties and be a third party who intervenes......

Do you want to face it?

Zhou Ru: "The big thief Xiao Shiyi Lang, even the heart of a beautiful woman is stolen, and God will obey you if you don't accept it." ”

Several people in the group were shocked when they saw this.

Feelings, the great sage, are really omniscient!

Shen Lang snickered, this forced pretending is perfect, strike while the iron is hot!

He began to fool Wang Yuyan again, pretending to be forced:

"Wang Yuyan, you are from the world of Tianlong Babu, you live in Mantuo Villa, and your family has a martial arts library, called Langhuan Jade Cave. You are for your cousin Murong Fu, you have enjoyed the world's martial arts, you love him very much, but your cousin is bent on recovering the country......"

Inside the world of Tenryu Babu.

Wang Yuyan, who was browsing martial arts in the Langhuan Jade Cave, suddenly shook her body!

Is there really an omniscient sacredness in the world?

Even her cousin Murong Fu, who loves her deeply, knows this great sage?

Doesn't this mean that her daughter's family has been spied on by other men before she is out of line?

It's horrible!

This great sage, who even knows what she thinks in her heart, has he already spied on her body?

If I think I am seen by the great sage today, I will be really ashamed.

Wang Yuyan hugged each other, shivering, and sweating on her forehead.

She felt like she was a big beauty, standing in front of Shen Lang as if she was undressed, with no privacy at all!

'God, forgive Yu Yan, what did I just think about?' Wang Yuyan prayed in her heart.

She was really afraid that what she had just thought would be spied on by the omnipotent Tongtian Great Sage.

It has to be said that women like to be cranky.

In order to cover up her panic, Wang Yuyan hurriedly said in the group:

"The omnipotent Great Sage, Yu Yan will obey you if you don't accept it!"

She took it, but she was also afraid......

Shen Lang secretly snickered, this forced pretend, and subdued a paper girl!

Pretend to be like the wind, always accompany me!

Shen Lang said in the group:

"Xiang Yu, the overlord of Western Chu, tried his best to pull out the mountains and rivers to cover the world, but in the end, Wujiang killed himself, just because he had no face to see Jiangdong's fathers. In fact, if you return to Jiangdong, regroup, and make a comeback, the world may be yours. ”

Sweat!

Xiang Yu, the overlord of Western Chu: "Great Sage, I, Xiang Yu, am about to cross the river, rescue Zhao State, relieve the siege of the giant deer, and take the opportunity to chase the world, why did the Great Sage curse me Xiang Yu to kill himself in Wujiang?"

Shen Lang smiled: "It's not this Great Holy Curse for you, it's your destiny to be like this!"

Overlord of Western Chu: "......"

Already speechless!

As the overlord of Western Chu, Xiang Yu does not believe in fate, only believes in himself.

Just like his conviction that Great Qin is not an invincible myth.

He Xiang Yu is a great hero who stands up to the sky and wants to dominate the world!

Xiang Yu snorted: "How can I Xiang Yu believe in my fate? I will cross the river, relieve the siege of the giant deer, chase the deer in the world, and wait for me to conquer the world, and then come to deal with you." ”

In the group, Xiang Yu went offline, and his avatar turned into a black dive.

Shen Lang continued to pretend to be forced: "What a good Western Chu overlord Xiang Yu, this is going to fight, breaking the cauldron and sinking the boat! Win more with less, and be famous all over the world!"

Hearing this, several people in the group were stunned in disbelief?

A few people said in their hearts: Tongtian Great Sage, really already know the outcome of Xiang Yu's battle?

Don't worry, wait for Xiang Yu, the overlord of Western Chu, to come back and ask Xiang Yu, and you will know the truth of what the Great Sage of Tongtian said.

Xiang Yu is back, it takes time!

Several people were silent, not daring to speak in front of the Great Sage.

I feel that this great sage is too 'lofty'.

It's awesome, don't want it, it's a mess.

Shen Lang pretended to be forced: "It's still early, there is nothing to do, this great sage will give you a few cuties, spoiler a novel, tell a story, and kill time!"

Zhou Ru: "Okay, yes, Uncle Wang Lin doesn't talk to Xiaoru, Xiaoru is tired of playing with Xiaobai, Xiaoru likes to listen to stories......"

"Meow ......"

The huge black tiger lying in front of Zhou Ru meowed.

This big black tiger was played by Zhou Ru like a well-behaved and cute cat star.

Those sad eyes seemed to say, since the little ancestors are tired of playing with my tiger grandfather, why don't you let me go like the black bear?