384, Zhao Min went crazy [Asking for a monthly pass!] 】
To be honest, Zhao Min really wanted to ask someone to fork Chang Wei, a guy full of nonsense, out of the way, hang him up and beat him violently.
Scholar?
Emperor Zhaolie's military advisor?
I, Zhao Min, am still a fairy, believe it or not!
But there is no way, even if he has a problem with his brain, he looks nervous, and he can't speak in tune, but he sneaks into the tent unconsciously, and he can also teach Ah Er and Ah San, the two first-class masters who guard the tent door, to be unaware of the changes in the tent...... This strength that makes people think carefully and is extremely frightening, still makes Zhao Min dare not turn his face immediately.
Even if she was unhappy in her heart, Lord Shaomin could only echo a few words against her will, and used her superb acting skills to express her amazement at Chang Wei's "true identity".
In the face of Zhao Min's "awe-inspiring" exclamation, Chang Wei smiled and waved his hand, and said humbly: "It is already a thing of the past to be a military advisor to Emperor Zhaolie. ”
In order to delay time, and not to stimulate this guy who is crazy about practicing martial arts, Zhao Min is thirsty for talent:
"Since Mr. has been a military advisor of Emperor Zhaolie, he must have an earth-shattering talent. Min Min took the liberty of hiring Mr. to be my military advisor, but I don't know what Mr. wants? ”
Chang Wei shook his head and smiled: "The county lord is kind, Chang has a heart." It's just that Chang has no plans to be a military advisor for the time being. ”
Zhao Min showed a touch of unwillingness just right: "Mr. is unwilling to go out of the mountain? But think Minmin's temple is too small to accommodate the great god of Mr.? ”
Chang Wei nodded: "It's a little interesting." But the main reason is that being a military advisor is just a hobby of this seat, and it is enough to experience it once under the account of Emperor Zhaolie, and forget about returning to the old business. ”
Hey, give you a pole, and you're really going up!
Zhao Min secretly slandered himself, but he made a deep regret on his face: "Mr.'s talent is earth-shattering, he is the longitude and latitude of the world, and he is a genius in governing the world." If there is chaos today, how difficult it is for the people, if the husband does not come out, there is no salvation for the common people! ”
“……”
Chang Wei said with a smile: "I said, where did you see that my talent is earth-shattering, and I am a talented man who is a man of the world and a ruler of the world?" ”
"Uh......" Zhao Min blinked, what did his heart say? Aren't you a madman who claims to have been a military advisor of Emperor Zhaolie? Is there a problem with me praising you and soothing your emotions by following your words?
Chang Wei narrowed his eyes and smiled at Zhao Min: "Lord Shaomin, you don't think I'm a crazy person who talks nonsense, right?" ”
Isn't it?
Zhao Min sneered, but pretended to be surprised: "Why did Mr. say this?" Min Min really values Mr. Talent, and sincerely hires Mr. as a military advisor. ”
Chang Wei was surprised: "Really? ”
Zhao Min nodded solemnly: "Really." ”
Chang Wei looked suddenly realized: "Oh, it turns out that the county lord is a fool." ”
"Uh......" Zhao Min was stunned: "Why did Mr. say this?" ”
Chang Wei said: "Is this unclear? Even if I really did be the military advisor of Emperor Zhaolie, then only a fool would believe me without questioning it, right? ”
Zhao Min was stunned, and then her pretty face turned red.
At this point, she finally realized that this hateful creature was not a madman, but was amusing himself and playing himself like a monkey!
Zhao Min has been smart since she was a child, and she has always boasted of her wisdom, she has never been the only one who has played others around, how could she ever be played in front of her like today?
For a while, the county lord of Shaomin was furious and reprimanded: "You dare to entertain me!" ”
When she shouted angrily, hoping to alarm the masters and pawns outside the tent, she pressed her left hand on the bookcase, and the bookcase was facing Chang Wei's end, and three rows of twenty-seven crossbow holes immediately appeared, and in each crossbow hole, a steel crossbow bolt of palm length shot out.
The bolt is short, but powerful. Within ten zhang, heavy armor can be broken. It is a master of horizontal training who cultivates the golden bell jar and iron cloth shirt, and within ten steps, he is shot by twenty-seven steel crossbows, and he will also be killed!
At the same time, Zhao Min's right hand also pressed the bracket on the handle of the folding fan, and suddenly there was a puff of blue cow hair needles, which shot out from the folding fan bone.
Because of its small size, the cow hair needle could not reach far, and it only had a range of ten steps, although it was not able to break through the armor, it was by no means a flesh and blood body that could resist it. And on every thin needle, it is soaked in the poison of seeing blood and sealing the throat. If a thin needle hits it, it will be as strong as an elephant, and it will immediately die.
Chang Wei's standing position was just in front of the bookcase, facing the twenty-seven crossbow holes, and the distance from the crossbow holes was less than three feet. And Zhao Min, who was sitting behind the bookcase, folded the fan in his hand, and was only five feet away from Chang Wei.
With such a close distance and a sudden attack, Zhao Min believed that even if Chang Wei had peerless light skills that did not match his body shape, he would definitely not be able to dodge the accumulation of steel crossbow arrows and cow hair needles, and he would definitely be shot by two hidden weapons.
The facts did not go beyond her expectations.
Chang Wei didn't seem to have imagined that the bookcase and folding fan were set up with such an ingenious hidden weapon, and he didn't expect Zhao Min to dare to make a storm at this distance, so when she used her anger to cover up and launch the hidden weapon, he didn't make any evasive actions at all, as if he was caught off guard.
So the crossbow shot by the bookcase mechanism and the cow hair needle shot by the folding fan machine all hit the target!
Seeing that Chang Wei was shot right by twenty-seven steel crossbows and a whole canteen of fine needles, Zhao Min couldn't help but be overjoyed.
However, only after an instant, Zhao Min's joy froze on his face, and quickly disappeared, turning into shock and fear.
"You! You ......" she pointed at Chang Wei and stammered, "How can you be okay?" ”
That's right, Chang Wei, who was shot in the thigh and lower abdomen by twenty-seven crossbow arrows, and was shot in the center by a puff of quenched thin needles, did not die on the spot as she wished.
The steel crossbow bolt that pierced through the heavy armor fell to the ground as if it had hit a steel plate. The fine needles that hit him in the heart were also bounced off and fell to the ground. Chang Wei was not only unharmed, but not even his clothes were damaged.
Zhao Min asked in surprise: "You, inside your underwear, wearing invulnerable armor?" As soon as he finished speaking, he shook his head in shock: "No, your coat is not damaged...... Could it be the legendary talisman of Gangqi? ”
Chang Wei didn't answer, he only shook his head with regret: "Lord Shaomin, I originally came to communicate with you with good intentions, but I never thought that you would kill me if you didn't agree with me......"
"Slow down!" Zhao Min felt bad, and without waiting for him to finish, he argued: "Trespassing into the barracks without notification is a capital offense regardless of the dynasty or generation." And you not only broke into the barracks, but also infiltrated my boss's camp, in order to protect myself, you are the first to attack Mr. Chang, who is suspected of being an assassin, no matter what, right? ”
"Makes sense." Chang Wei nodded.
As soon as Zhao Min breathed a sigh of relief, he saw Chang Wei smile on his face: "But if reasoning is useful, then what else do you need to do with force?" There is only one truth in the world: a big fist is the last word! ”
[Ask for a ticket~! ] 】