141, amorous King Kong!
slipped Hou Xibai into the grove next to the official road, and seeing that he had not woken up, Chang Wei took out the water bladder and poured him in the face.
With cold water on his head, Hou Xibai finally opened his eyes.
"Awake?" Chang Wei leaned over, stretched out a finger, and shook it in front of Hou Xibai's eyes: "Can you see my finger clearly?" How much is this? ”
Although Hou Xibai had opened his eyes, his mind was still in a trance, and he didn't realize his situation for a while, he only instinctively stared at Chang Wei's fingers and muttered, "One." ”
"How much is this?" Chang Wei stretched out two more fingers and asked.
Hou Xibai replied in a trance: "Two." ”
"What is one plus one?" Chang Wei stretched out three fingers.
"Three...... Well? Hou Xibai, who replied by inertia, felt that something was wrong after he finished speaking. But what was wrong, his mind was a mess, and he couldn't figure it out for a while.
When he was confused, he suddenly heard a pleasant smile, Hou Xibai followed the prestige, and a bright and moving smiling face came into his eyes.
Seeing that bright and smiling face, Hou Xibai's eyes suddenly lit up, his spirit was lifted, his mind was swept away in a trance, and he was completely sober.
"What a smile! Gotta draw it now! What about my pen and paper? Hou Xibai stared at Dugu Feng with both eyes, and groped around with both hands to find pen and paper.
"Hey, this little white face is staring at me again!"
Dugu Feng held the sword in both hands, restrained his smile, changed into a cold and unattainable expression, and said coldly:
"From the first time you saw me, your little white face with no real skills stared at me in a daze, which was really infuriating. Also watch? Look at it again, gouge out your eyeballs! ”
"Huh?" Hou Xibai was speechless, and he didn't know why he was given the title of "lust fan" - this son looks at beautiful women, obviously they are all very pure appreciation......
"Okay Feng'er, don't be angry with this kid, the people of the Demon Gate Flower Sect have always been like this." Chang Wei mediated with a smile and looked at Hou Xibai: "Hou Gongzi, are you okay?" ”
"Uh......" It was only at this time that Hou Xibai finally realized his situation, and looked at Chang Wei nervously: "It's you?" What about my master? ”
Chang Wei told the truth: "Your master has been beaten away by me. ”
Hou Xibai looked excited, and instinctively denied: "This is impossible!" No way! ”
In his mind, the master is simply like a god, all-round in civil and military affairs, unparalleled in the world, how could he be casually beaten away by a little-known "bearded guest"?
It's just that, looking at Chang Wei, who was unharmed, smiling and silent, and thinking about his own situation, no matter how unbelievable Hou Xibai was, he had to admit that the truth of the facts was probably as this bearded guest said, Master...... He really beat him away.
And he ran in a hurry, and he didn't bother to take himself with him.
"How can it be ......" Hou Xibai's eyes were blank and his expression was depressed.
Chang Wei didn't comfort him, took out a crystal clear, fragrant "Nine Flowers Jade Dew Pill", and said in a concerned tone: "You just suffered an internal injury, if you don't treat it early, I'm afraid you will leave a future trouble." Come, take a healing elixir. ”
"......" Seeing the elixir in Chang Wei's palm, the corners of Dugu Feng's eyes jumped slightly, and the corners of his mouth twitched twice, not knowing whether to cry or laugh.
Well, obviously, she has recognized it, this elixir is the so-called "nourishing holy medicine" that can not only nourish and nourish her face, but also control her subordinates in the well last night.
Although Hou Xibai is young and has not yet made a name for himself in the whole world, he has debuted in the Chengdu area of Shuzhong for two years, and he has a small reputation, and his experience in the rivers and lakes is not shallow, how can he accept the elixir of unknown origin given by the enemy?
shook his head at the moment and declined: "Thank you for your kindness, but I have my own ......"
"They are all heroes in the rivers and lakes, why are you so polite?" Chang Wei interrupted his words and smiled heroically: "This healing medicine in this seat is many times better than your own tetanus medicine, I don't know how many times better, don't shirk it, come on, come on, eat it while it's hot." ”
As he spoke, he stepped forward and pinched Hou Xibai's cheeks, forced him to open his mouth, and then forced the pill into his mouth.
Seeing this, Dugufeng couldn't help but roll his eyes.
Last night, Chang Wei almost forced her to take the medicine like this, but he didn't pinch her cheek.
Hou Xibai was forcibly fed medicine, and he didn't want to swallow it, but the pill melted in his mouth, and instantly turned into a stream of cool nectar and seeped into his throat. After that, he felt that his lungs were overflowing with coolness, and there was a trace of gentleness and warmth, which quickly soothed his lungs that were injured by Chang Wei's roar.
"How's it working?" Chang Wei asked with a concerned face.
Hou Xibai was originally very angry, but it was an indisputable fact that the injuries of his internal organs had improved greatly, and his mood was very complicated for a while: "Could it be that what he fed me is really a healing medicine?" Can...... But if this is the case, why should he force it? ”
When he was hesitating whether to thank him, Chang Wei had already said with a smile: "This holy medicine of this sect, although the healing effect is good, there is a side effect that is very annoying, oh, let's let Xibai experience it first......
As he spoke, he pointed and pointed at Hou Xibai.
This finger has already used the technique of life and death talisman - Chang Wei was reluctant to use life and death talisman easily.
But Hou Xibai is the heir of the Huajian faction, and the heart of the Huajian faction was finished by Cihang Jingzhai, and the heir of the Huajian faction is destined to become a good licking dog of Cihang Jingzhai's descendant.
As strong as the evil king Shi Zhixuan, if he hadn't cultivated the Heaven Repair Pavilion and the Buddhism Door Mind Method, and created his own immortal seal method, I am afraid that he would have been completely trapped by Bi Xiu's heart and become a Buddhist protector in the heart of the Demon Gate - then again, Shi Zhixuan really "became a Buddha on the ground" in the end.
So to treat Hou Xibai, Chang Wei had to plant real restraints on him.
was pointed by Chang Wei, and when Hou Xibai was not sure why, he suddenly felt that the middle finger was extremely itchy. And the itch also spread quickly throughout the body, even from the surface to the inside, penetrating into the lungs.
At first, Hou Xibai tried to forcibly hold back with perseverance.
But when the itch spread all over his body, from the surface to the inside, and seeped into his lungs, he finally couldn't bear it anymore, desperately tore his clothes, scratched hard, and rolled and rubbed on the ground at the same time.
"Kill me!" While scratching and tickling, he shouted in a sad voice: "Give me a good time!" ”
Dugu Feng watched in horror from the sidelines.
She remembered that after Chang threatened herself to take a pill last night, she also tried to point at herself, but she forcibly refused. Thinking about it now, I was really witty and lucky at that time, otherwise I am afraid that I would have to be like this Hou Xibai, who became like an insect rolling on the ground and crying, just trying to die quickly.
When Hou Xibai experienced the taste of a life and death talisman, Chang Wei stepped forward and slapped him a few times to stop the itching of the life and death talisman.
Then he solemnly said to Hou Xibai: "The taste of the holy medicine attack, now you have experienced it yourself, if there is any mistake in the future, this seat will punish you, don't complain that this seat does not teach and punish." ”
Hou Xibai's face was pale, and there were scratches all over it, and the previous image of a personable and turbid son has long been gone. He looked at Chang Wei blankly and muttered, "Who are you?" Why is this ban on me? ”
"This seat is the leader of the Demon Sect, free in the Heavenly Demon, Chang Wei."
Chang Wei smiled and helped Hou Xibai up and patted the dust off his body: "From today on, Xibai, you are the true Eight King Kongs of this sect, 'Amorous King Kong'." ”
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