It seems that the diary of the 23rd and 24th may be very long...

Helpless!

Who told Lao Tzu to be trapped in a room of 100 square meters on Christmas Eve! Wine, yes! There are also snacks such as dried fruits! Even... There are female soldiers sent by the old man at the door!

Depend on!

As long as you open the door and see the two "chocolate" same, round faces... Black (I'm not discriminatory, I'm not talking about race, I'm just describing black skin) G... They also have to say "Me."

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istmas”… A few times I opened the door, and they said a few times...

Lao Tzu just wants to go out and ask, where is there fun... As a result, these two "chocolates" directly used the weapons of the M series gun family, the X-shaped one, to bring me back!

What is this?

It's called "grounding"!

The day before yesterday, Lao Tzu was at the big party, and he made an appointment with a woman (I forgot her name) and said... It's time to release the pigeons!

OK！

The journal is not a complaint, so go ahead and write!

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First of all, let's talk about Lin Yingsi's height!

That year, it seemed that she was only 168cm... I'm sorry, I was only 153 back then. But it seems that she has at least 175 now! It's really not a high heel! After all, at that time, those giants in suits were almost 190!

They are almost the same as Lin Yingsi in high heels!

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Speaking of those giants, they are too ruthless! My left and right arms are still sore!

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Da Ma Rope told me at the time that they had all gone abroad to study... Most of the girls went to the UK, and the richer ones went directly to the "Massachusetts Institute of Technology".

And the boys, who go abroad, are only one or two. As for Da Ma Rope himself, he said: How can there be a mainland abroad... In a foreign country, under the age of eighteen, can you snap a pop? Can I drink alcohol?

Anyway, according to what Da Ma Rope said, that is, all the girls in the whole grade went abroad, and the worst ones also went to Australia or Canada.

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Now, after talking to Mojana's dad, I feel that this is normal!

Wait a minute...

Think about it...

In 09, when I met Da Ma Rope for the last time, I fantasized that my children would be sent to Mars to study in the future!

Forehead!

Big hemp rope's girlfriend, it seems that her name is Zhan Aiwei... In '09, I was 163 tall, and she was already a little taller than me. She wore flat shoes, who made the big hemp rope only 158... Why do I remember?

Because I think she's beautiful...

Especially the buttocks are seductive... If I remember correctly, she should have been over 16 years old at the time, but I don't remember the specifics. Because, I didn't write her in my diary.

Like, she said she was 92 years old...

SO…

Today, just now, I just saw it (anyway, I don't remember it for more than ten hours), Lin Yingsi, I really didn't think it was her! I really can't imagine that she is more intriguing than Yuko Shinki. They are a bit similar, but Lin Yingsi is taller and has a better figure...

Clearly...

Okay, in my diary, I won't talk about Lin Yingsi. Even though she's whiter and her legs are more moisturized than Yuko Shinki... It's also more domineering... But, I would like to say:

She was wrong!

Class reunion, it's not that I don't have low self-esteem, it's not that I'm worried about being left out, it's not that I'm running away from anything, but...

This is something I never wrote in my diary.

After all, the diary, as long as the person leaves, there will always be someone to look at it. That's exactly what I'm thinking, that is, if someone looks at it, don't have any dirty content.

SO, my diary, only good, hot-blooded, "Lei Feng", and trivial! Anyway, I'll write down the important things in the codebook... In fact, originally, the diary is to help you remember the existence of OR learning.

But if it's really, really going to "cross" tomorrow, then you might as well talk about some things. For example... I was with Wu Huamei, a classmate back then... Only...

Ahem (indicates my current state)...

I hired her for one yuan (RMB) for a photo, and used a point-and-shoot digital machine to take pictures of the girls' dormitory bathing and changing clothes.

Then it is sold to overseas websites, mainly the entertainment forum website of Mao Xiong. Generally post-processed... The purpose of covering the face and coding is not to look at the body, but to compare the "livable life" and "teaching environment".

It's just...

Some of these photos are naturally circulated on the Internet in the mainland, and I am weak-hearted. At least for now, Zhu Yueyue's dormitory photos, many advertisements are still using... It's been more than 10 years.

Let's talk about Wu Huamei...

For the first two years, she informed me before the class reunion. In 2008, he called me and said, "So you're so spending"... There was no contact again...

All right!

I admit that when I was in the 8th grade, I appreciated each other's reproductive organs with Liang Shuting in the toilet... With Zhou Yamei in the 9th grade, I played "Pregnant Women and Husbands"...

also had a wine fight with the 11-year-old Lin Xin (grade flower), who opened a room.

BUT！

The reason why I didn't attend the class reunion was actually very simple!

It's just not necessary...

The circles are different, the ideals are different. They each want to be a C or something, and I just want to be a "little gangster".

As long as you can solve your own food and clothing, just like "Lupin III", a romantic pickle girl, playing ambiguous... What O, Lao Tzu doesn't care!

This concept is similar to that of the time... Fa Xiao Chen Jiantang said... From the age of 5 to the age of 15, Chen Jiantang was just laughing at me...

Forehead...

Speaking of Chen Jiantang, I still owe him 20,000 yuan. He is married and has children, and I am very grateful to be able to borrow 20,000 yuan from me!

Forehead!

It seems that this sweet rum still can't be drunk too much. Get drunk fast. Counting the time, this so-called deep brew is more than 6 bottles of Shengli beer, which is more life-threatening.

OK, record the time.

At the moment, it is December 24, 2018, and the mobile phone time is 22:36.

I'm already drunk, or I'm getting myself drunk... I didn't think it was much, but a bottle of rum was enough for someone like me who couldn't drink.

The diary is written here, to sum it up.

First, Lin Yingsi is taller and more beautiful; But it's still so hateful!

Second, I was inexplicably taken to...

Third, what the hell is this!

I'm only 25 years old! I don't want to die yet! But...

While there was still a little in the bottle, I finished what I wanted to say.

It's ridiculous to say, until now, I can't accept what the so-called "space-time gate" is. Again, this is not a trick game.

About 4 hours ago, the old man gushed... And those audio-visual materials, I really think it's a big fool! Although I'm drunk now, I still think it's ridiculous when I think about it!

This is how I felt on Christmas Eve in 2018.

Amusing!

Humanity can open up new planes and planes, what else can't be done? Unless it's a human problem... What IQ limit? Don't make a fuss, IQ is a limit that people add themselves... Before the 50s, humans had no concept of IQ!

Even if, according to IQ, using the Stanford-Binet test paper test, Lao Tzu's IQ of 147 is not passable...

As for the "new plane"... Regardless of whether this old man is true or not, in fact, I only care about one problem: that is the problem of models!

As long as there are free models, even if the equipment is not in place, it will definitely fill the gap in the "market"! As long as there is this convenience, Lao Tzu can make a comeback! The old man of PB has already returned to the West...

All right! Speaking of him, I am silent for a second!

Forehead!

It seems that when it comes to the issue of "time and space", there is a moment of silence for "Hawking"...

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A person, in a cellar of more than a hundred square meters, drinks a bottle of wine that costs more than a thousand ...

That's all for today's diary.

On the 22nd, I received a call from Morgana;

On the 23rd, Lin Yingsi took the lead in kidnapping;

On the 24th, the bandit leader talked about magic matters...

Above.

To be continued!