09. The terrible Du Peng popular science

Xue Lanlan looked at Du Peng a little speechlessly, and at this time, Du Peng changed his posture, he stretched out his legs, sat on the side, wrapped one hand around the electronic data cable, and said, "Beep...... Restart, operation completed, good evening, Xue Lanlan. ”

"Good wool at night, why don't you say anything when you run out of power?" Xue Lanlan directly ignored Du Peng's sand sculpture words just now, and asked directly with a frown.

Du Peng tilted his head slightly when he heard the sound, and his charging socket was at the back of his neck, so he would unconsciously expose the data cable when he did actions such as tilting his head.

"Beep, the heartbeat is 130/1 minutes, the heartbeat is fast, the brow is furrowed, and the mouth is clear, this is a sign of anger, why are you angry?" Du Peng looked at Xue Lanlan seriously and said, "Is it because I'm nervous that I'm out of power?" ”

Xue Lanlan didn't know why, and her heart was slightly stunned when she heard this.

"Who, who is nervous about you, how did you deduce it, and I'm not angry!" Xue Lanlan hurriedly stretched her neck and said, when she finished speaking, she had a sense of déjà vu that there were no silver three hundred taels here.

In fact, when she first entered the door and saw Du Peng lying on the ground, she was still a little worried.

Du Peng frowned even more suspiciously when he saw Xue Lanlan's denial, Xue Lanlan obviously didn't want to dwell on the topic of nervousness, she took a deep breath and asked in the gentlest voice: "That, you haven't answered me yet, why don't you say anything when the power is out?" ”

Earlier, Xue Lanlan lost the charging data cable, so she took Du Peng's charging data to the company for use, which also caused Du Peng to be paralyzed without power.

Although it is wrong for her to take the wire without authorization, Du Peng can tell her when she is about to run out of power!

Du Peng blinked his black and white eyes and said quietly: "Didn't you tell me to shut up and not talk to you." So he didn't dare to speak, and obediently waited for the lack of power to be discovered by her.

In an instant, Xue Lanlan's heart contracted violently as if she had been blown up, it turned out that he hadn't spoken for the past few days because of his "order", she felt that she was like a big demon king who did all kinds of evil at this time, bullying the little white rabbit who didn't know anything about the world.

"You don't need to be so obedient...... she was just talking, and besides, when anyone heard that they were shut up and didn't speak, they really stopped talking.

Although Xue Lanlan thought so in her heart, she forgot that Du Peng was not a human, he was just an AI robot, obedient and loyal to her!

Du Peng listened to Xue Lanlan's words, with "I don't understand" written on his face, he paused and said, "Why don't you listen to you?" You are my only master, and I am loyal to you alone. ”

One of the three iron laws of robots is that they can never harm humans and are always loyal to their masters.

"Hey, that's not what I meant, forget it...... Say it the next time you remember when you're out of power, no matter what the case may be! Xue Lanlan was no longer entangled, so she instructed.

Du Peng nodded seriously, and at this time, the doorbell rang at the door, Xue Lanlan glanced at the time and knew that it should be takeaway, she got up and tidied up the corners of her clothes, and went to pick up the takeaway.

As soon as she brought the takeaway, Du Peng on the other end took it upon himself to unpack the takeaway package with his bare hands, and even said with a heartfelt word: "Stinky tofu, snail noodles, roasted cold noodles, and high-calorie bubble tea." ”

Hey, milk tea is milk tea, why do you want to say that it is high-calorie bubble milk tea! Is it because she doesn't know the calories of milk tea, or because she's fat!

"Xue Lanlan, do you know what kind of garbage these things belong to?" Du Peng glanced at all the takeaways, then raised his head slightly and sent out a soul torture.

This...... She really hadn't thought about it!

"Well, it should be wet garbage!" Xue Lanlan hesitated.

"Wrong!" Du Peng crossed his hands in front of his chest and posed in an extra-large "X" shape, and he paused: "Stinky tofu, snail powder, and roasted cold noodles are wet garbage, but I think you should not become garbage after eating." ”

Uh-huh?? Why did she always feel strange when she heard this, as if she was talking about a pig, what she could eat would not become garbage.

"However, for example, this napkin, chopsticks, and packing box are all other garbage, but the milk tea cup and straw are other garbage, and the bottle cap is recyclable garbage." Xue Lanlan felt that Du Peng, who was seriously explaining at this moment, was just like the aunt of the neighborhood committee downstairs, especially when explaining these garbage classifications.

"After you say this, I don't have any desire to eat." She puffed out her mouth, looking at the table full of delicious food with complicated feelings, she went home hungry, delicious takeaway, and before she could eat it, she was stunned by her own robot with a popular science meal.

"But if you don't eat it, it will be more troublesome to classify, and then you will have to separate the food from the packaging box completely."

"yes, then I'll eat it!" Xue Lanlan, who had just calmed down, hurriedly sat cross-legged in front of the coffee table, opened the disposable chopsticks, and just stuffed the stinky tofu into her mouth, and the spicy taste in the tofu had not yet entered her throat, and she heard Du Peng on the other side start a new round of commentary.

"Stinky tofu contains a lot of volatile basic nitrogen and hydrogen sulfide, etc., and the stinky tofu of street food is made of alum, and alum is harmful to people's cranial nerves.

"......" Xue Lanlan only had one sentence in her heart at this time!

She swallowed stinky tofu like chewing wax, turned the head of her chopsticks, and picked up the roasted cold noodles, she thought that Du Peng would not say anything this time, but just when she was relishing, Du Peng, who had been silent for a long time, spoke.

"Xue Lanlan, do you know? Baked cold noodles contain xanthan gum and alum as additives, which can cause adverse effects on the body when consumed. Grilled cold noodles naked are easy to be infected with bacteria, which can cause intestinal infections and in severe cases, gastrointestinal diseases. "It's really Du Peng's mouth, and the food turns into explosives!

She gritted her teeth and looked at Du Peng, the words that she originally wanted to shut him up came to her lips, and she forcibly held it back when she remembered the previous unpleasantness.

What Xue Lanlan do you know, she doesn't know and doesn't want to know these popular science knowledge!

"Okay, this is also harmful, then I'll eat snail powder!" She swallowed, picked up the chopsticks of the snail powder, and silently smacked the powder, and this time Du Peng stopped talking.

Just when she thought that Du Peng was finally quiet, Du Peng chose to speak again: "Although you eat very deliciously, I have taken a look at the comparison, but the harm of snail powder is not small." ”

“……”

"First of all, snail powder is cold, you, as a woman, had better eat less, and this kind of snail powder from outside the road stall is easy to nourish parasites, and snail powder is a heavy taste, eating too much is not good for your mouth, esophagus, and stomach." Du Peng completely ignored Xue Lanlan's expression with black lines on his face, and said to himself.

Seriously, although the robot is good-looking, can do housework, and won't be angry with you, there are not so many little girls who have problems, but just not looking at the face and low emotional intelligence are enough to make people beat their chests!

Xue Lanlan put down the disposable chopsticks with an ugly face, she held the milk tea sullenly and sucked it, and said with some puffiness: "Okay, okay, I won't eat it!" ”

"Ah, in fact, milk tea ......"

"Stop!" Xue Lanlan saw that Du Peng was going to make another tirade, and immediately said: "I know that milk tea has high sugar content and a lot of flavor, which is very bad for the body!" ”

"Yes, Xue Lanlan, you are very smart, great!" Du Peng, who was interrupted, clapped his hands with his hands, revealing an expression of "children can be taught".

"What am I so ......" Xue Lanlan saw Du Peng, who reacted to this, and wanted to punch people for a while, wanting her to gallop in the workplace, and even won the contract of the internal "blood wolf" plan, but now she is being bullied to death by a robot!

Du Peng ignored Xue Lanlan and got up, moved his hands and feet slightly, picked up the apron on the sofa, turned around and walked towards the kitchen.

"Ah, what are you doing here?" Xue Lanlan looked at Du Peng's back and hurriedly asked.

"Last night, although the best meal time was delayed because of the charging relationship, dinner still has to be eaten, you just wait for me for half an hour." Du Peng said as he entered the kitchen.

Xue Lanlan also somehow, the ghost messenger followed by a ghost, Du Peng's posture was long, and he stood in front of the stove very skillfully cutting vegetables and beating eggs.

This is the first time Xue Lanlan has seen a man cook for herself, but it's a pity that the other party is an AI.