It turns out that it takes millions of years to go from a monkey to an adult, but it only takes a bottle of wine to change from a human to a monkey.

Except for Guan Zhengxing, who was still a little sane, the other four were all drunk and delirious.

Guan Zhengxing went to settle the account, Tan Xiao and Wen Tuoxi also staggered to pay the money, and finally Guan Zhengxing invited this wine, Wen Tuoxi walked back, hugged Guan Zhengxing's neck, and a mouthful of wine made Guan Zhengxing almost hang.

"Hiccup...... Don't think you won tonight, no, you think you said she liked you, and that's the end of it? ”

Tan laughed at him, "What are you talking about, don't be greedy about the two of you." ”

"Leave me alone." Wen Tuoxi shook off Tan Xiao, the latter's heel was gone, and he almost hit the wall.

"Hey, don't fall." Guan Zhengxing grabbed the person, supported Wen Tuoxi with his left hand, and held Tan Xiao with his right hand, and the two of them looked like tumblers.

Wen Tuoxi narrowed his eyes, showing his drunkenness, and said with a red face: "I'll tell you, you listen,"

Guan Zhengxing couldn't talk to a drunk man, so he could only echo casually, "Okay, I'll listen." ”

"It's not over, it's not over, you didn't admit that she was you, and she didn't say that you were her object, why can't I chase it." slapped Guan Zhengxing's chest hard, almost patted Guan Zhengxing's wine, "Hmmm......" Guan Zhengxing frowned uncomfortably.

"Roll the calf, you chase the ball." Tan smiled.

Wen Tuoxi immediately pointed the finger at him, "You dare to say that I chase a ball, I told Xiaolu that you said she was a ball." Hey, hey, hey......"

"you, you're really not a brother." Tan Xiao drooped his head, and his tongue was curled when he spoke, "Guan Zhengxing, Guan Zhengxing, do you say he is ...... Belch...... Not brothers. ”

Guan Zhengxing sighed, alas, both of them were drunk. He didn't return to the table, took the two of them to the bathroom, turned on the faucet, slapped the cold water on his face, and Tan Xiao trembled.

Guan Zhengxing touched his face again, and Tan Xiao woke up completely, "Cool and cool, don't wipe it." ”

He looked into Tan Xiao's eyes, "Really awake?" ”

Tan Xiao nodded, "Wake up, I'm really awake." ”

The eyes of the two fell on Wen Tuoxi, but he was really drunk and unconscious, and Tan Xiao didn't wake up even if he pressed his head under the faucet, and asked while wiping the water for him: "What should I do?" ”

What can I do. Guan Zhengxing said: "Let's go." ”

Five people came in upright, and they went out and fell into place.

"I'll rub it, Daxi, this pig is really heavy." Tan Xiao gritted his teeth and helped people, and on the other side he was still holding Sheng Hailuo, he asked Guan Zhengxing, "How is Brother Lu?" ”

Guan Zhengxing turned his eyes to look, people can walk, but they can mutter in their heads. Alas...... It's hard to put into words.

"It's okay, I can follow along."

Sheng Hailuo is completely drunk into a soft-footed shrimp, if it weren't for Tan Xiao's support, it is estimated that he would be able to fall asleep on the side of the road.

"You take a taxi to send Conch back, and I'll send Daxi and Xiaolu."

"Okay."

stopped two taxis on the side of the road, and before getting into the car, Guan Zhengxing called Tan Xiao:

"Send a message to the dorm room."

Tan smiled and waved his hand, "Got it." ”

The taillights disappeared into the night, and the two cars parted ways at the intersection.

As soon as he got in the car, Wen Tuoxi hugged Guan Zhengxing like a chatter and kept repeating, "I'll tell you, it's not over, it's not over, you know." ”

Guan Zhengxing looked at the road ahead and agreed.

The driver has been running a car for many years, and of course he has seen too many drunk passengers, but before getting into the car, he was pulled by Wen Tuoxi and asked: "Big brother, do you know what love is?" ”

When the master heard this, he said to the only sober passenger in the car, in an authentic Beijing accent: "Spit into the car and add twenty." ”

Guan Zhengxing said: "Master, do you have a plastic bag?" ”

The master handed him one.

At first, he didn't take the next three people seriously, until Wen Tuoxi hugged Guan Zhengxing and cried. You want a young man of more than 1.8 meters to cry, and the more he cries, the more energetic he becomes, how spectacular.

"Woo...... How can you snatch her away, I've liked him for years......" sobs drowned out the late-night radio in the car, "You robbed the girl I liked, did you say you're still a brother?" We're brothers. ”

Guan Zhengxing obviously felt that the driver's steering wheel was crooked.

"Shut up." Guan Zhengxing warned him.

Wen Tuoxi didn't listen, "I won't shut up, I'll ask you, should you rob the girl your brother likes?" ”

Guan Zhengxing's thin lips pursed tightly, "If you talk nonsense again, I'll kick you right now." ”

"Woo woo......" Wen Tuoxi rubbed his tears and nose on his shoulder, disgusting Guan Zhengxing, gritted his teeth and resisted the urge not to push him out of the car, "Daxi, don't be too disgusting." ”

"You dislike me, you dislike me." Wen Tuoxi hugged Guan Zhengxing's face and kissed his face.

Guan Zhengxing:!

'Puff ......' The driver retracted his eyes, the corners of his mouth twitched slightly, and he almost suffocated internal injuries.

"Daxi, don't make trouble." Guan Zhengxing pushed the person away, the person tilted, his head against the car glass and closed his eyes, and the smell of wine in his mouth.

The taxi stopped at the entrance of Beijing Post first, and Guan Zhengxing called Wen Tuoxi's dormitory in advance, and two roommates came to pick up people at the school gate. The car started again, and Guan Zhengxing reported the address:

"Master, go to the Liangxiang Campus of Beijing Institute of Technology."

"Okay."

The car drove on the road again, Guan Zhengxing was also a little dizzy, closed his eyes and leaned back, the head on his shoulders shook with the bumps of the vehicle from time to time, and the person was not honestly planted forward, he opened his eyes, dragged her head to withdraw his shoulders, his arms circled behind her, the person leaned in his arms, he hugged her with both hands, and his heartbeat accelerated without warning.

Puff, puff, puff......

It grew stronger and stronger, as if it was about to jump out of his throat, and he had to take a deep breath to relieve it.

The girl's forehead rubbed against his chin, the arms were warm and soft, he never knew that a girl could be so soft and warm.

"Hmm......"

Suddenly, she whispered, but Guan Zhengxing didn't hear clearly, "Huh? Are you uncomfortable? ”

Shen Zilu closed her eyes, breathing evenly, with the smell of wine.

Guan Zhengxing looked at the driver from the car mirror, hesitated, raised his hand and slowly approached her face, only curled a finger to scratch her cheek, the person moved uncomfortably, and he laughed silently.

The taxi stopped at the gate of Beijing Institute of Technology, Guan Zhengxing paid the fare, and carried the person down, and Shen Zilu hung on him, "Xiaolu, Xiaolu." ”

“……”

"Xiaolu," he put his arms around her waist, "wake up, it's time for school." ”

"Hmm......" Shen Zilu opened his eyes, under the moonlight, his face was close at hand, "Hehehehe, I dreamed of you again, hehehe......"

Guan Zhengxing smiled bitterly, "Who am I?" ”

"You're my Guan classmate."

"Are you drunk?"

"Nope."

The corners of Guan Zhengxing's mouth raised, "Stupid." ”

She pointed at the tip of his nose, "You dare to call me stupid?" I'm adding a clause to the clause that you are not allowed to call me stupid. ”

The person was unstable and slid straight down, Guan Zhengxing lifted the person up and hugged him tighter.

"Xiaolu, wake up, we're going in."

Shen Zilu turned around, "Got to school?" ”

"Well, be smart, I'll take you back to your bedroom. Can you walk on your own? ”

"No," she said, turning her face and grinning, "I'll carry me back." ”

"No, this is the school. Stop it. ”

"What's wrong with me," Shen Zilu stomped his feet, "Why did I make trouble, I've been messing with you since my sophomore year of high school, I've always listened to you, more than listening to my mom and dad, you said let me study hard, I'll study hard; If you ask me to get up early to endorse the book, I will get up early; You asked me to rush into the undergraduate line, and I did it; You said let me take the test in Beijing, and I took the test; You said I looked like an accountant, so I reported it; I listen to everything you say, and I'm still disobedient? ”

Guan Zhengxing exhaled lightly and looked into her eyes, "Yes, you are obedient." Can you be more obedient now and walk in? ”

"Don't, I don't want to be obedient now," Shen Zilu wrapped his hands around Guan Zhengxing's neck, and completely turned into a sloth and hung on Guan Zhengxing's big tree, "Let me ask you, are the girls in Tsinghua University or the Beijing Institute of Technology good-looking." ”

"Heh......" he smiled helplessly, "you look good." ”

"Poof...... Count you smart. ”

Shen Zilu laughed stupidly, "The girls of Tsinghua University are smart or the smart of Beijing Institute of Technology." ”

In the same way, you can get the same answer just now, but Guan Zhengxing said: "You are certainly not the smartest, but I like it." ”

Shen Zilu narrowed her eyes, "Classmate Guan, you have learned badly, your mouth is so sweet, I don't even know if you lie to me in the future." ”

"I won't lie to you."

"If you don't believe it, they all say that you have to believe what the man says, and the sow can go up the tree."

Guan Zhengxing said: "There is no sense of accomplishment in lying to you. ”

“！” Shen Zilu quit, and immediately pushed the person away, her body shook unsteadily, Guan Zhengxing was afraid that she would fall, so she reached out to pull the person, but was waved away by Shen Zilu, "You say I'm stupid?" You hate me for being stupid. ”

"No," he said, and she stepped back, "don't move, be careful of falling." ”

"Then you say that I am the smartest, the smartest in Beijing, no, the smartest in the country."

Guan Zhengxing scratched the corners of his eyebrows, "...... You're the smartest in the country. ”

Shen Zilu chuckled, "That's pretty much it." ”

"......" is almost there, alas!

"Huh?" Shen Zilu looked left and back, "It looks familiar here, where is it?" ”

Guan Zhengxing: "......"

He walked over and grabbed Shen Zilu's wrist, "This is your school, I'll send you back to the dormitory." ”

"Oh."

Late at night on the campus path, a tall boy leads a drunken cat.

Shen Zilu looked at the hand held on his wrist, he never took the initiative to hold hands with her, nor did he do anything out of line, and now the number of times the two of them hold hands can almost be equated with 'zero'.

Whoever is calm and respectful to the person he likes is like a guest, shouldn't they all want to stick to her all day long, pull their little hands all day long, say little love words crookedly, and like to be close to her, but she can't see that Guan Zhengxing has this impulse and need for her at all.

"Guan Zhengxing,"

The person who walked in front snorted.

"Do you like me?"

"Why do you ask again?"

"...... "Look at it, it's impatient." I've only been impatient for a few days.

"I asked you, and you answered."

Just pulled a few times, Guan Zhengxing turned a little dizzy and uncomfortable, and his stomach surged up and wanted to vomit. He didn't want to talk much, he was afraid of throwing it up.

"I like it."

"You perfunctory me," Shen Zilu shook off his hand again, wanting to rush in front of him, but the road in his mind was straight, but his feet were off, and he went to see people running to the side of the road and running to the big tree, Guan Zhengxing took a few steps to catch up, "Where are you going?" ”

Shen Zilu bumped into him and stopped, raising his head and calling his face full of alcohol.

Guan Zhengxing was so smoked that he almost vomited, he held back and coughed lightly with his hand to his mouth, Shen Zilu misunderstood that he didn't want her to get close, and his heart was horizontal, and he turned against you, if you say you like it, you like it, if you say it's annoying, it's annoying, you can do anything, you think you are the earth!

She stood on tiptoe and kissed Guan Zhengxing's face.