Chapter 207: Mars Collides with Earth

Sima Qiqi went back to change a set of clothes, left the house, and saw that she was already waiting for her downstairs, Sima Qiqi's mood at this time was very complicated, the two drove to the home, this way changed the previous funny appearance, it seemed very cautious, Sima Qiqi is very strange to the current appearance, it feels like a different person, the two came to the door of the house, and then saw the door slightly open, and there was a bad feeling.

Sima Qiqi also saw this gate and asked slowly, "Was it the door opened by my uncle in advance?" ”

Shaking his head, he whispered: "No, he hasn't come back yet, could it be that I left in too much hurry and forgot to close the door?" ”

was about to open the door, when Sima Qiqi grabbed him and said nervously: "Be careful, I'm afraid your house is a thief!" ”

Swallowed his saliva, opened the door carefully, and found that there was no change at the door, so Sima Qiqi waited at the door, tiptoed into the house, and saw a woman standing in the living room, the back was very familiar, but for a while she couldn't remember who it was, she coughed, and then the woman turned around and saw the woman's face as if she had knocked over the five-flavor bottle in her heart, and the feeling was very complicated.

Sima Qiqi waited at the door for a long time and saw that there was no sound in the house, and felt strange, thinking: "No, this is really subdued at once!" ”

Sima Qiqi rushed into the house and saw that he was standing in the living room, Sima Qiqi hurriedly came to the front and asked nervously, "What's wrong with you, are you okay?" ”

It took a long time to come back to his senses, looked at Sima Qiqi and said slowly: "I, I'm fine, but I was stunned when I saw a person I hadn't seen for a long time, and I was really sorry to let you wait at the door for so long, and worry about me." ”

Sima Qiqi was relieved to hear this, and then Sima Qiqi noticed that there was a woman in the living room, who was fifty years old, and her skin was relatively dark, but the overall proportion was still very symmetrical.

"Yo, such a handsome girl, hello, I'm the mother of this stinky boy, Qin Xiahua, the first time we met, what do you call the little girl?"

Sima Qiqi heard that the woman in front of her reported to her home, and she also looked at it suspiciously, and reluctantly squeezed out a smile and nodded slightly.

In the process of waiting for Hao Wantang to go home, Qin Xiahua pulled Sima Qiqi to sit and chat on the sofa, and was very busy running up and down, Qin Xiahua looked at running around like this, and said unhappily: "Eh, stinky boy, what are you doing, running around, you haven't seen your dear mother for so long, should you sit down and talk to me, besides, even if you don't want to talk to me, you have such a beautiful little girl, you can't bear it, you really can't catch up with your bastard daddy." ”

Qin Xiahua didn't have any leisure at all, he was busy for a while, and sat on the sofa weakly, looking at Qin Xiahua and Si

Ma Qiqi was chatting happily and was about to breathe a sigh of relief, but suddenly thought that there was still something important to do, so she quickly took out her mobile phone to make a call.

Qin Xiahua saw that he took out his mobile phone, his expression became solemn, and he coughed and said slowly: "Boy, who are you calling, is it to report to your bastard father, why do you always turn your elbows out!" ”

When Sima Qiqi heard Qin Xiahua say this, he also looked at it with a puzzled face, and when he saw that he was pierced by Qin Xiahua, he didn't hide it, so he smiled awkwardly and said, "Ouch, my dear mother, it's not right for you to say that, according to biology, one parent gives half of the chromosomes to his offspring, I just called my dad to let him be mentally prepared, you also know that he is a person who runs six, how can I call him an elbow out!" ”

Qin Xiahua said with a serious expression: "Stinky boy, don't you want to perfunctory me with this kind of superficial knowledge, you must know that the genetic material of your body's cytoplasm comes from your mother, so to be precise, your genetic information is more than 50% given by your mother, aren't you turning your elbow out?" ”

After being speechless for a while, he blinked and didn't know how to answer, and suddenly said: "Eh, Mom, this person's elbow is so strange, you see, this elbow can only go out, you see, how can this elbow go in?" Look at you! ”

Qin Xiahua didn't get angry when he heard this, but laughed, and when he saw Qin Xiahua laughing, he also laughed, and suddenly Qin Xiahua suppressed his smile and said coldly: "Stinky boy, I was quite happy for you when I knew that you applied for the Department of Biology, but I didn't expect that you, a stinky boy, graduated from graduate school, and you actually went to open some office, I thought you would inherit my mantle, but you still followed in the footsteps of your father's copper-smelling businessman." ”

Hearing Qin Xiahua say this, he muttered in frustration, Qin Xiahua said in a very serious tone at this time: "If you have any opinions, say them out loud, don't be so quiet, who will you say it to!" ”

was about to refute, when he heard a rough voice at the gate: "I said that who is so arrogant and dares to teach my Hao Wantang's son in my house, and can still make him such a stinky boy who can speak well speechless, it turns out to be you!" ”

Saying that, Hao Wantang came to the living room, saw Hao Wantang, breathed a sigh of relief, suddenly thought of an important thing, and hurriedly pulled Sima Qiqi to the side, Sima Qiqi also felt strange, and whispered: "The two of them meet, it is not the enemy who meets and is red-eyed, they belong to the type of Mars hitting the earth, if they are caught between them, they will be destroyed in minutes, and there will be no scum left, I will take you to a safe area in advance for your own good, so as not to cause the fire at the city gate and the pond fish." ”

When Sima Qiqi heard this, her expression was even more puzzled, she looked at Hao Wantang and Qin Xiahua again, Sima Qiqi never thought about what she just said, at this time, Hao Wantang and Qin Xiahua talked louder and louder, and the more they quarreled, the more excited they became.

Seeing that Hao Wantang was about to smash the cup on the coffee table to the ground, he screamed.

Hao Wantang and Qin Xiahua both stopped arguing, both of them looked at each other suspiciously, smiled and came to the two of them and said: "That, two, I'm really sorry, ruining your atmosphere, I forgot to put these things away, I'm sorry, you two need to vent your emotions I know, I'm ready for you, fall, please!" ”

Cleaned up the cups on the coffee table, picked up a box of plastic toys and put them on the table, made a gesture of please, and said with a smile: "Two, you go on, don't worry about me!" ”

Hao Wantang and Qin Xiahua looked at the action, the two couldn't cry or laugh, and the two began to accuse each other again, feeling that the smell of gunpowder was much less in the two, and they couldn't help wiping the cold sweat on their foreheads.

"Those two, whether it's my rich father or my mother who hasn't seen each other for a long time, you haven't seen each other for so many years, I know you have a lot to say, but there are still guests today, do you two temporarily archive your emotions, and then mobilize your emotions after dinner and after Lawyer Sima leaves?"

Asked cautiously, Hao Wantang looked at Sima Qiqi who was standing behind him, his originally red face suddenly became calm, and soon Hao Wantang smiled and patted his head and said: "Oh, look at me, I really neglected the distinguished guest, oops, Lawyer Sima made you smile, butler, it's time to eat, don't let the guests go hungry." ”

Hao Wantang took Sima Qiqi to the dining room very politely, looked at Hao Wantang's appearance, and said to himself: "Wow, this is the nature of a businessman, changing his face is faster than turning a book!" Ah, when will I learn this skill, if only joy and anger were invisible! ”

"I'm still hoping you won't be like your bastard daddy, talking to people and talking nonsense......."

Words suddenly sounded behind him, and he waved his hand to interrupt the voice behind him, and said with an indifferent face: "Eh, this is an art, a ...... of language"

Looking back at Qin Xiahua with a smug face, he was stunned for a moment, and reluctantly squeezed out a smile and said, "Hehe, Mom, it turned out to be you, hurry up, don't starve your old man." ”

Qin Xiahua looked at it and said with an unhappy expression: "Well, I believe what you just said, you are like this, others can see at a glance that you are telling a lie, it seems that your bastard dad still has something worth learning from." ”

This meal, eating tastelessly, for fear that during this meal, the two of them will hit the earth again, and the things on this table are smashed up, it is not a joke, and finally the meal is over, and the clothes have been soaked with sweat.

Hurriedly got up and pulled Sima Qiqi to leave this place of right and wrong quickly, and went downstairs, only to breathe a sigh of relief, Sima Qiqi still looked at the direction of the upstairs with a puzzled face, and was about to ask, sighed and told Sima Qiqi that this Mars hit the earth

situation.

He smiled and asked, "Are you curious, what does my mother do?" ”

Sima Qiqi nodded, and said mysteriously: "Why did I choose such an unpopular major in the Department of Biology, it is definitely not because of my father, this guide is my dear mother, and she is a world-renowned zoologist." ”

Sima Qiqi nodded and looked at it and asked slowly: "Then why did a world-renowned zoologist become your mother, and your parents' circle has no intersection, right?" ”

Looking at Sima Qiqi, he sighed and looked at the sky and said: "This story is a long story, but there is a short version, that is, my old man was crazy when he was young, and he went to the primeval jungle to hunt, but he was separated from the team and was injured, and at this time, the TV-like plot happened to my old man, he was rescued by my mother when she was still an assistant researcher, and the two were together because of this beautiful mistake because of the release of the phenylaminopropionic acid concentration signal, But the two were not originally from the same world, so not long after giving birth to me, the two separated. ”

Sima Qiqi asked cautiously, "Because?" ”

He sighed and said, "Alas, because my old man wants to eat shark fin, they quarreled, and then it was like this." ”

(End of chapter)