Chapter 1: Born in the Last Days
That year I was a grain of sand, blown everywhere by the wind, and gained +1 experience.
I finally fell to the ground, and countless grains of sand pressed on me, and I don't know how many years passed, I became a stone, and I had +2 experience.
The stone is getting bigger and bigger, I forget what day, a group of people dug me out, chiseled me into a long strip, and then built me on the wall, experience +3.
Then they fought, and the walls were broken, and I fell to the ground again, and was broken in half, half of which was taken to build a pigsty, and the other half was picked up by a stonemason and carved into a small stone lion with +4 experience.
Then the city was deserted, there was no one left, and the wind came again, and after many years of strong winds, I was blown into countless grains of sand, and I had +5 experience.
Later, I don't know how many years passed, countless grains of sand recombined into me, experience + ......
"I can't count them."
Xiao He said with a sigh to the zombie in front of him.
"I'm trying to figure out what this experience+ means, and every step I take now, an experience+ pops up in my head, and it bothers me, you know?"
However, how could that zombie understand his words, and still bit Xiao He's arm.
Xiao He shook his head helplessly, and then raised his hand and pressed it on the zombie's head.
In the blink of an eye, the zombie's already shriveled body became even more shriveled, and then his body turned into sand, and a gust of wind blew, and all of this sand entered Xiao He's body and merged with Xiao He.
"Alas, here it is again, what the hell is this experience+?"
Xiao He shook his head helplessly and walked into the distance again.
At this time, where the zombie was standing just now, a small grass sprout emerged.
"Ding"
"The host experience is full, and the big star system is activated."
Xiao He was stunned when he heard this voice.
"What? What system? I haven't read a book, but I know what this gorilla is and what do you want to do? ”
Although Xiao He is not averse to becoming an orangutan, he always feels that in this world, this humanoid body seems to look more pleasing to the eye, and after becoming an orangutan, isn't the name he gave himself in vain.
However, there is no explanation for this.
Instead, continue to follow the program.
"Now let's start detecting the scan host."
“……”
"Scan ended, host name: Xiao He (locked)."
"That's right, it's Your Majesty."
"The host's body is an earth attribute."
"Nonsense."
"Host Innate Skill: Sha Lysis."
"What a stupid sister, you are a stupid sister, your whole family is a stupid sister, Lao Tzu is obviously a handsome guy."
"Host IQ: fail, and in the middle two."
"Your uncle, who has failed IQ, who is in the second grade, you dare to say it again, there is a kind of you coming out, let's go head-to-head."
The system still didn't pay attention to Xiao He.
"This system is an experience exchange system, which is turned on when the experience is full and closed when the experience value is 0."
"What can you redeem for me?"
"Now open the exchange interface for the host, and it is recommended that the host give priority to the exchange of items recommended by the system."
Then, Xiao He's eyes suddenly lit up, and sure enough, an interface popped up.
There are a total of nine horizontal and vertical squares on the exchange area, there are skill books and items, of which the upper left two squares have red recommended stamps.
"Stretch out your legs and stare at the pill. Each pill costs 2000 experience points, and the user dies immediately, and if the host takes it, the experience is cleared immediately. ”
"I'm going to fork it, what kind of bullshit system, does the recommended thing want me to die?"
Immediately after that, Xiao He frowned again and looked at the next recommended item.
"Inspirational skill book. 2000 XP points per book, user IQ +1, host use...... It doesn't have any effect, but it will make the host feel that his IQ has increased, and the host is advised not to read the latter sentence. ”
"I'll ......, I'll go! It doesn't work, what do you recommend to me to do, what to do! Don't read it yet, don't look at what you write it for, what you do! ”
Xiao He went crazy and kicked at this interface, if this was an entity, it was estimated that it would have been broken by Xiao He a long time ago, and he would have to go up and stomp twice.
But at this moment, a jeep suddenly stopped behind Xiao He.
Xiao He couldn't help but look back when he heard the voice.
Through the car window, you can see two people arguing in the car at this time.
It seemed that Xiao He was watching them, so the two stopped arguing, and then as soon as the car door opened, they saw a woman getting out of the car.
She grabbed the car door with one hand, looked at Xiao He and asked tentatively, "Zombies?" ”
Xiao He was stunned for a moment.
"The Awoken?" The woman asked again.
Xiao He didn't understand what she was talking about at all, and naturally he didn't know how to answer.
But the woman nodded.
"Oh, I see."
"Want a ride?" The woman asked casually.
"Hitchhiking?"
Xiao He still didn't understand what it meant, he had never been in a car.
But his words made the woman think that he wanted to take the car, so she waved at him.
"Come on, no matter where you go, there is only one way now, and we will take you to safety."
"Okay."
Maybe it was Xiao He's first formal conversation with a human, which made him find it very interesting, at least more interesting than those zombies who couldn't say anything and only knew how to gnaw and bite on themselves.
In this way, Xiao He came to the side of the woman and looked at the woman in a daze.
The woman looked at him, but her face suddenly flushed.
"Okay, I'll sit in the back with you."
After speaking, I saw that the woman really closed the front door, opened the back door, and let Xiao He sit in first, and then sat in with herself.
But the woman was just about to close the car door when she heard the man driving in front of her scolding, "Xiao Tianyi, you can do it, you dare to take anyone to the car, even if you are a nymphomaniac, there should be a limit." ”
The woman said coquettishly in the back: "Brother, don't talk about whether people are good or not, and besides, this little brother is not a bad person at first glance." ”
Then he grabbed Xiao He's hand: "Little brother, what's your name?" ”
"Xiao He."
"I don't care what river you have, anyway, you give me honesty, when you get to the next village, you have to get off the car for me, do you hear?"
The man in front started the car and glared at Xiao He fiercely through the rearview mirror.
After that, he said to the woman: "Xiao Tianyi, don't be stinky, show me a good look at him, don't let him move." ”
"Okay, okay, just listen to you."
After speaking, I saw that the woman stretched out her hand and compared the shape of a gun, and put it on Xiao He's head.
"Don't worry, I'm just putting on a show, I'm not going to actually shoot." The woman whispered in Xiao He's ear.
Xiao He squinted at the woman's hand, "Did I say that scaring people is so casual now?" Why don't you get a gun out of the way? Toys are fine, too. ”
However, Xiao He's words suddenly made the woman excited.
"Brother, brother, did you hear it, he spoke."
Xiao He couldn't help but have black lines on his face, and said in his heart: This shouldn't be the first thing I said to him.
At this point, the man driving in front of him snorted disdainfully.
Then the woman began to speak as if she had opened a conversation.
"I mean, this is the first time you've said such a long string of words, so you must be a human being, so let's officially get to know me now, my name is Zheng Tianyi, that's my brother Zheng Yifu, we are both awakened, and my awakened ability is a pistol, so you see I'm holding your head with my hand, in fact, I'm using a gun, as long as I have a thought, your head will be opened by me, hehe, but don't worry, I won't hit you. What about you, have you awakened your abilities, what are your abilities? ”
After hearing this, Xiao He couldn't help blinking his eyes.
"The Awoke? There's a guy in my head talking to me all the time, I don't know if it counts. ”
"Isn't it, so amazing? What did he say to you? ”
"He said I had a stupid sister, and he said I had a low IQ."
As soon as he heard this, Zheng Tianyi immediately couldn't help laughing, leaning forward and laughing, laughing until his stomach was about to cramp.
"It's really interesting, with this ability, aren't you not lonely, it's good to have someone talk to you all the time."
Zheng Yifu couldn't help it in front.
"What's good, this is obviously schizophrenia, what bullshit ability."