Chapter 268: Women Are Afraid of "Black" and Men Are Afraid of "Green"
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Xu Weiliang sat up with a swish, his eyes were round, as if he was going to fight hard, Wang Jinbao was afraid that he would have hemorrhoids in the boy, and then he came to fight with himself, so all his previous efforts were in vain, and if he didn't get it right, he would suffer from flesh and skin, so he hurriedly squeezed his eyebrows at him, and said with a wicked smile
"Erliang! I see that you are in pain, did you hurt your body just now, and you committed the hemorrhoids that are not good enough! It hurts to lie down! Ah! I told you, I have a normal heart in everything, but you just don't listen! But you're lucky today, Shi Dashan is here, why don't you hurry up and let him use his almighty tongue to give you a thorough treatment!"
Xu Weiliang immediately understood, his facial expression was extremely exaggerated, and he grinned
"Oops! People say that children are unscrupulous, how can you tell the truth, how can you even have such a private problem, you have been discovered by your brother who sleeps head-to-head! Then may I ask my brother who sits on my lower bunk, I wonder if you can show mercy to me for the sake of my pain! ”
Shi Wentao rolled his eyes angrily, threw the toothpaste towards the basin, and said as he opened the door
"Get out of the way! You think I'm a veterinarian! Look at any kind of person's illness! Since Erliang's hemorrhoids have been asked all over the world's famous doctors and tasted the world's miracle medicines, but still not getting better, it is enough to prove that he is terminally ill and incurable, hurry up and go to the store to buy a large band-aid, be careful of the blood and death, before entering the house, there will be no last breath, and you will be outside the mortuary! That's all I have to say, it's a waste of time to spend time with you two neuropaths! ”
Wang Jinbao was just about to say, it really deserves to be three sentences, not leaving the old business, it seems that he is really lustful to the bones, large band-aids, that is for women, Xu Weiliang is hemorrhoids These two seem to have nothing to do with it, but Xu Weiliang came directly
"If it is so easy to die of blood, and it takes several days for a woman to come to her relatives, then is there still a woman in the world?"
As soon as the words fell, Wang Jinbao felt that this guy once again demolished the platform that he was tired and tired of, and only four holes remained, and he was successfully taken to the ditch by Shi Wentao, and sure enough, Shi Wentao walked out, and immediately turned back, and said with a wicked smile
"I didn't expect you to be so mentally retarded that you can ask such a technical question! It seems that the food has not been wasted for so many years, but you will always be thinking about it! Or hurry up and think about your own business! As for this question for women, wait until you grow up! By the way, anyone can provoke, but it's better not to provoke a woman, otherwise you won't know how you died! Therefore, you better not ask your daughter-in-law about this question, be careful that the sentence is not right, and people will directly abolish your kid!"
Xu Weiliang snorted
"That's it! The woman who dares to abolish me is still pregnant! And do you think that everyone is the same as you, when you see a woman's legs are weak, she is scared and urine, not to mention the fart, the key is that she doesn't even dare to let go of a fart! Don't forget to beat out the daughter-in-law and knead the dough! In the future, my daughter-in-law, I asked her to say one, two, three, and she didn't dare to say three, two, one! Otherwise, I will prove my strength, my brother's fists and feet are born to teach her to be well-behaved! ”
Shi Wentao spat directly at Xu Weiliang, then wiped his mouth without a mouth, and said sneeringly
"Oops! I've seen a man who has no skills, and today is the first time I've seen a man who is so brazen and useless! Could it be that your mother is pregnant for ten months, turning you from a small tadpole into a big living person, and letting you see the sun, just for your fists, not to fight for the country, just to beat your daughter-in-law! You have feet like pig's trotters, and you don't come to step on the bumpy road in the world and minor to your own life path, but to step on your daughter-in-law! ”
Xu Wei said brightly
"That's it! Don't pretend to be serious here, if there is no person like you, who creates family conflicts all day long, who doesn't want to live a peaceful and stable life, making chickens and dogs jump! Therefore, you are not only a big evil in the class, but also a cancer in society, and sooner or later you will be punished! There is also the dough kneaded by the daughter-in-law who is beaten, this sentence is not an invention, what are you yelling at me here! Besides, I beat my own daughter-in-law, not your daughter-in-law, why are you in a hurry! Are you my brother-in-law!"
Shi Wentao let out a long sigh
"Hey! Although I don't want to say a word to you now, in order to enlighten and enlighten your stubborn thoughts and correct your machismo, I still emphasize one more point, we are now living in a new era, not a feudal era, and now women are not bound to small feet before, but hold on for most of the day! Secondly, at any time, please remember that a man who fights with a woman, as long as you reach out and hit someone, you have already lost, and you don't even have a chance to quibble! Secondly, please remember that whether it is the wife of the Ming media or the lover you can't see, as long as the woman is willing to untie your clothes, it proves that if this woman really loves you, or if this woman really needs your love, so you should cherish it! Finally, please touch your chest and ask yourself a woman who is willing to use her life to give birth to children, she has given her life to you, and has given your entire family, how embarrassed are you to add fists and feet, how embarrassed are you, stretch out your evil claws! Therefore, a man who does something to his daughter-in-law is not worthy of being called a man, but only a scumbag! ”
Xu Wei gritted his teeth angrily
"Could it be that my daughter-in-law will fool around all day long because of her brain-dead and Ximenqing-style cancer like you, don't I put her legs off at home, waiting for my green hat to be worn all over the country!"
Shi Wentao sneered
"Oops! Dude, you're so talented! Let's not say whether I will fall in love with your daughter-in-law, take 10,000 steps back and say, can you be confident! A man who can't conquer his own daughter-in-law, what do you use to conquer the world! Besides, even if she makes an unforgivable mistake, you feel that your fate is over, and there is no way to continue, so it is good to get together and disperse, as long as you don't remove her legs, the door of the Civil Affairs Bureau will always be open for you! But if you choose extreme measures or dangerous methods such as domestic violence to deal with problems such as cuckolds, all you are left with is an open prison door and a divorce decree from the court! Brother, although women are afraid of the dark, men are afraid of the green! But as long as you deal with the problem of being afraid of the dark, the probability of being green is almost zero! Don't forget that impulsiveness is the devil! Can't be angry for the sake of his lower body, and send the rest of his life to Guanzang! ”
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