Chapter 338: Monster Tourist
Completely ignoring the strange gazes coming from around him, Mo Xiaoyao laughed heartily for a while, and finally under the attack of Jiang Yan's death sight, he slowly stopped laughing by covering his mouth.
"Laugh at what! Be careful I make you sparkle! ”
Mr. Jiang's words are still very imposing from a literal point of view, but after saying it in the sweet voice of the round-faced girl, no matter how you listen to it, she has such a coquettish feeling.
Mo Xiaoyao almost laughed again.
Jiang Yan was very aggrieved, and he wondered why the system couldn't give him some toughness, showing his manly skills, which allowed him to carry a 40-meter long knife and kill all directions!
Of course, he admits that Ability 1 is still useful, but that doesn't stop him from thinking Ability 2 is fucked up.
What the hell caught my attention! Aren't these all the episodes in the legends? He was also very busy when he wasn't sick, and he had nothing to pay attention to an ordinary employee woman when he had time.
"Okay, okay, I'm not smiling." Mo Xiaoyao patted Jiang Yan's shoulder soothingly, "I don't care about you pinching my chin just now, and I promise not to slap you when I go back, okay?" ”
Jiang Yan: ...... And didn't get comforted, okay?
Seeing that Jiang Yan didn't speak, thinking that he still felt that he couldn't wipe off his face, Mo Xiaoyao decided to be considerate and give him a time alone, and then pointed to the shelf on the other side and said, "I'll go over there first, and then gather under the sign later." ”
After speaking, without waiting for Jiang Yan to answer, Mo Xiaoyao pushed the car and ran over there quickly, leaving Jiang Yan alone in the cold wind of tè mài huì with Erkang hand.
In the place where the other party couldn't see, the corners of Mo Xiaoyao's lips still couldn't help but turn up, the more she thought about it, the more interesting she felt, she had to find a place where no one was there to laugh for a while.
I just don't know if I can force Jiang Yan to say all the lines of the domineering president after I go back, maybe there will be new surprises?
As time went by, the time for the gathering of 4 people was getting closer and closer, and Mo Xiaoyao and the others, who had finished shopping, had already arrived and stood under the sign, waiting for Meng Danqiu, who had not shown up, to appear.
"Qiu Dan's movements are really slow, he won't be in trouble, right?" Leyin was a little short and fat at this time, and he had lost the advantage of his long legs, and he had to stand on tiptoe if he wanted to find someone.
"Probably not." Mo Xiaoyao responded to him casually, bowing her head and playing with a business card in her hand, she used to use the rest of the time to talk to those NPCs one by one as if she was playing an RPG game, and exchanged a little money for some information she wanted to know.
For example, this town is really open to the inhabitants of another dimension, as she thought before, but for human players, it is a dungeon to fight for their lives, and for those monster tourists, it is a real tourist attraction for relaxation and leisure.
The treatment between them is different, and the rules are naturally different. However, if human players have the opportunity to return to Hot Spring Town in the future by not entering the dungeon, they can also get this kind of VIP treatment as the current monster tourists.
Mo Xiaoyao keenly noticed the key point of this sentence, that is, they, the players, were able to enter the world of another dimensional space, and it was not through the way of arranging dungeons.
In this way, it makes sense that she was vaguely aware of the hidden world view before, but her authority is too low now, and she can't collect more information. In other words, she hasn't done the pre-task yet, and she can't solve the puzzle.
In addition to these, Mo Xiaoyao felt that the most important clue she got was about the "clown's business card", she couldn't drag someone to ask if you knew the clown, so she kept putting the business card in her hand and playing with it, and when she was talking to and chatting with people, she deliberately showed her face to them, originally with the idea of trying it out, but she didn't expect it to really work.
There is a tourist who looks like a bee, and there is really such a spike behind him, and he was surprised after seeing the business card, saying that the clown is his neighbor, and looking at Mo Xiaoyao's eyes is quite a bit of joy in meeting an old acquaintance in a foreign land.
Then, Mo Xiaoyao found out from it where the big address of the clown's house was, and in the bee man's exclamation that such a stingy clown would even greet guests, he maliciously speculated the clown's true intention of only giving him a business card and not a detailed address.
He didn't really think about entertaining her and Jiang Yan at all, and it was purely perfunctory to give the business card, anyway, if he didn't reveal a big address similar to the province, ordinary people would not be able to find his home. Since you can't find it, of course, you don't need to entertain it for free, and the money will naturally be saved.
Mo Xiaoyao hehe, kept this matter in his heart, and decided that if he really had the opportunity to go, he must go and slaughter the clown.
Or beat him up.
Thinking about it, Mo Xiaoyao heard Leyin speak, and looked up to see that Qiu Dan was hurrying towards them with a cart, his clothes were a little messy, and he had a few scars on his face, looking quite embarrassed.
"What's going on?" Leyin hurriedly helped her stabilize the car, looked down at the cart that was almost full, and then looked up at Qiu Dan, who was not very good-looking, and asked with concern, "Are you okay?" Would you like to find a place to sit and rest? ”
Meng Danqiu shook his head, took a few breaths to make his breathing even, and then brushed his unkempt hair, and said casually: "It's okay, it's just that I met a fool who came to rob me when he saw that I was alone." ”
Jiang Yan glanced at the wounds on her face, then at her booty, and said slowly: "Look at what you mean, you robbed him in turn?" ”
"Hmm!" Meng Danqiu let out a long breath and smiled extraordinarily brightly, "Thanks to him, I have everything together, now I just have to wait for time." ”
As for what to do with that idiot, Meng Danqiu can't care so much, he will have to pay it back sooner or later, from the moment he dares to do it, he should have this awareness.
"Let's go, go to the cashier and see how to check out." Mo Xiaoyao suddenly spoke, although his eyes were looking at Jiang Yan and Le Yin, but obviously the words were said to the four people, "I asked, after paying the bill, you can go to visit the artworks in the store, and that circle is also a part of tè mài huì." While no one is paying the bill, let's hurry up and complete this prestige task, so that there will be no more accidents in the long night. ”
This proposal was unanimously approved by everyone, and for safety reasons, this time they did not go separately, but walked along the edge of tè mài huì to the most deserted cash register that Mo Xiaoyao found when he visited the store before, and lined up to prepare for the checkout.
The process went smoothly and without incident, and when each of them walked out of the cashier with two large bags and arrived next to the circle of artworks in Wài Wéi, the skeleton guide appeared in front of them without noticing.
"Oh, that's fast, my honored guest, can you show me what you've bought?" Although it was an inquiry, the skeleton guide didn't look like she could accept the objection, the small flame in her eyes flickered, and the longing in her words could be heard by a person.
Mo Xiaoyao glanced at it expressionlessly, and opened his bag casually: "Yes." ”
Then the three of them did the same, and the progress bar in their sight was full anyway, and I don't believe the tour guide didn't recognize that they had bought enough.
Sure enough, the tour guide was pleased with them, or rather with their loot. Under the vigilant gaze of Mo Xiaoyao and the others, it snapped its fingers happily, and a large pocket with eyes and mouth appeared in front of several people out of thin air, its mouth was wide open, its tongue was sticking out, and two rows of sharp teeth could be seen.
"I'm too tired to carry things on the tour, so let me help you get your things." The skeleton guide said, pointing to the monster bag, "Please put everything on its tongue, and it will automatically be transmitted to the trunk of the car." ”
Mo Xiaoyao didn't move, and the other people didn't move, and the atmosphere was stalemate for a while, until Jiang Yan suddenly opened his mouth and asked a word for everyone.
"I'll give you something, and we'll be considered qualified tourists?"
There was no way to make out the expression on the skeleton guide's face, but from the frequency of the small blue flames flickering in its eye sockets, it was very calm now.
"Yes, as long as you bring enough souvenirs to the car, you are qualified tourists."
NPCs can't deceive players on matters of principle, they can hide it or be vague about it, but they can't lie.
This is the iron law of the copy, and violators will be severely punished.
Jiang Yan: "So when we finish experiencing the customs and folk customs, how can we go home?" ”
The skeleton guide looked at him carefully, as if he wanted to remember the appearance of this human in his skull, and only after more than ten seconds did he slowly give an answer: "Of course, we want to get on the bus, our tour group is package and delivery, and it has a good reputation." ”
With this assurance, the four of them settled down, threw the bag in their hands to the tongue of the monster bag in turn, and let it roll those things into their stomachs.
Then, Mo Xiaoyao found that the main quest appeared again, in which "drunk and enjoy the hot springs." As a qualified tourist" have already appeared on these words to represent the completion of scratches.
The time for them to gather was to choose 10 minutes away, and then passed by the cashier, check out and talk to the skeleton guide, and now there are about 3 minutes left, and the 4 people who have almost completed the task are debt-free and light, and it is purely time-consuming to stand at the door of the store and still belong to the range of tè mài huì.
"If only I could bring my phone back." Jiang Yan played with the mobile phone in his hand, quite reluctant, except for the landline in the cabin, there was no tool for instant contact on the ship, which was too inconvenient.
Mo Xiaoyao glanced at him, didn't speak, it didn't matter if she could bring it back or not, anyway, her mobile phone had already been given to the bee man, please ask it to help transfer the video of a tour guide inside to the regulator of their tourism department.
Regardless of whether the other party will transfer it as promised, she has nothing to lose, but if the other party does transfer it...... Hehe, just think about it, I think it's funny.
3 minutes passed quickly, and after the words "experience customs and folk customs" in the main quest were crossed out and turned gray, Mo Xiaoyao and the other 4 people ran out, striving to return to the car in the first batch.
The bus was still in place, the doors were open, and there was no one on the bus except the driver. Mo Xiaoyao ran to the side of the car, in order to prevent falling short, she deliberately slowed down, slowly walked up the steps step by step, and then walked down the aisle to her seat and sat down.
Afterwards, Mo Xiaoyao felt that it was dark in front of him, and when he lit up again, he saw the familiar scene in the cabin.
This time, she also successfully cleared the customs and came back.
It's so good, Mo Xiaoyao thought, he didn't even take off his clothes, so he just lay on the bed and fell into a beautiful sleep.