Why am I so cheap? Gu Lingyun really wanted to make up for himself with two slaps in his heart.

"Tsk." Chen Chen shook his head again and again, "It's too cheap, it's really too cheap." ”

"I suspect you're cursing with homophony." Wang Ming glanced at him.

"Do you want to make a bet? How many more slaps will Gu Lingyun take? Please drink a drink. Someone suggested.

"Shhh Wang Ming hurriedly warned the man, "When Yao Nan hears it, Gu Lingyun is your role model." ”

A few people were silent and stopped mentioning it.

"What are you laughing at? Are you still happy to be beaten? Yao Nan looked at Gu Lingyun's weird smile, and always felt very awkward in his heart.

It's like someone has added a few touches to the Mona Lisa's smile and turned it into the ugly smile in the purple suit.

"How can you be happy to be beaten?" Gu Lingyun kept his smile unchanged.

"You're trying to amuse me in this way and keep me from doing it?" Yao Nan hesitated.

"It's not. As the saying goes, reach out and don't hit the smiling person. You can't violate this ······"

Before Gu Lingyun finished speaking, he received a blow in the face.

This time, Yao Nan didn't use a slap, but a punch instead.

"I ······" Gu Lingyun pointed at Yao Nan, and he didn't say anything.

"I'm sorry, I'm a big fan of smiling people." Yao Nan smiled, "But it's not a fight, I'm not slapping it." Should it be ····· It's called thrashing. ”

"Are you bullying me for being uneducated?" Gu Lingyun rubbed his somewhat aching face.

"Oh, I don't forget." Yao Nan exclaimed, "It's even more asymmetrical now, I have to make up for another slap and a punch." I try to hit with the same force. ”

"Coming back?" Gu Lingyun was dumbfounded, "Are you really planning to kill me?" ”

"Why did you kill you?" Yao Nan frowned, "You are a big man, can't you even resist this pain?" ”

"I ······ Can you stop fighting? Gu Lingyun's face was more bitter than bitter gourd.

"This······ I'm embarrassed. Yao Nan showed a hesitant expression, "To tell you the truth, it's really not that I want to beat you, it's all for your good, in order to let you learn a lesson, so as not to cause more trouble in the future." ”

"From the time I was older, my homeroom teacher would do this when he wanted to beat me with an iron ruler." Gu Lingyun couldn't help but complain.

"Then you can think back to the days when you were beaten in the palm and punished for standing in those years." Yao Nan said with a smile.

Gu Lingyun looked at this sweet smile, only to feel like a devil was smiling at him, and shuddered.

Gu Lingyun turned his heart sideways, and simply closed his eyes, looking like he was being slaughtered by others.

"No way, people are swordsmen, I am fish and meat." Gu Lingyun sighed.

Half a minute passed, and the long-awaited slap did not fall.

It should be brewing momentum, it seems that the person who came is not good, this time it may be more painful than the previous one. Gu Lingyun speculated in his heart.

Another minute passed, and Gu Lingyun still didn't hear any movement, and nothing happened.

The feeling that his hanging heart could not fall for a long time made him extremely uncomfortable. It's like the one who was awakened waiting for the second shoe to hit the ground.

He opened his eyes and peeked out. Do you want me to see with my own eyes how I was beaten? Give me a double crit both physically and psychologically?

Then he saw that there was no one in front of him. I couldn't believe that the gap between my eyes widened a little more, and there was still no one.

"Nani?" Gu Lingyun opened his eyes completely, looked around, Yao Nan was really gone, "Escape?" ”

"What? Look at your unhappy face, why don't I call him back? Chen Chen said.

"You don't have to shout back, I'll do it for you." Wang Ming was gearing up, looking excited.

"Fuck off." Gu Lingyun stood up from the ground. After sitting for a long time, my legs are a little numb.

"Yao Nan, that's it, a write-off. Hope not to see you again in the future. Chen Chen shrugged.

"I don't want to see her anymore without her." Gu Lingyun rubbed his cheeks with some grievances, "Is there an ice pack?" I feel like I need some ice? ”

"Is it a big swollen piece? Can I still show up tomorrow live broadcast? Gu Lingyun chased after Wang Ming and asked, "Why don't I wear a mask?" ”

"Walk slowly, don't send." Wang Ming pushed Gu Lingyun out of the dormitory, with a loud "bang", closed the door and specially added an anti-theft lock from the dormitory, no matter how Gu Lingyun patted the door, he just wouldn't open it.

"Forget it, anyway, you white-eyed wolf with your elbow turned out can't be counted on." Gu Lingyun left resentfully.

"Brother Chen, Brother Chen, you have always treated you as a big brother on weekdays, but you betrayed me at a critical time. It really breaks my heart. Sooner or later, you're going to lose my most important friend. Gu Lingyun pointed at Chen Chen sadly.

Chen Chen ignored him, and waited until the scene was silent for a few seconds before lifting his eyelids, "It's over?" ”

"It's over." Gu Lingyun said, "Although it's over, the condemnation of you in my heart is like a river bursting its banks, gushing endlessly." ”

"I'll invite you to dinner in the evening." Chen Chen plucked his ears.

As soon as the words fell, Gu Lingyun threw himself into Chen Chen's arms, "Brother Chen, I know that you are the best for me, and you want to invite me to dinner to soothe my young soul." ”

"Didn't you just say that I was a white-eyed wolf? How? Turning your face is faster than turning a book. Chen Chen pushed him away.

"Then how can it be, I was ignorant just now, and I was confused for a while." Gu Lingyun smiled.

Xiao Zhenghong was half-lying on the chair, holding up his mobile phone and not knowing who he was messaging with, not noticing the situation on Gu Lingyun's side at all.

"But you're too brainless, aren't you? Actually asked Yao Nan to pick a piece of clothing from you? Chen Chen shook his head and said.

"I think about it now and know I was wrong. I should follow her and pick one random piece from Xiao Ye. That way I'm safe. Gu Lingyun said.

"I don't know if you're safe or not, but if you really do it, at least in Xiao Ye, it's definitely not safe." Chen Chen looked at him as if he were looking at an alien creature.

"Oh yes." Gu Lingyun drooped his head, "So I deserve to be beaten?" ”

"You really deserve it." Chen Chen showed no mercy.

Xiao Zhenghong listened to their conversation word for word, but didn't say anything. Compared to this, he thinks that what he has at hand is the most important.

After sending the message for a while, Xiao Zhenghong snapped his fingers, put down his phone, and stretched his waist.

"Xiao Ye, what have you done?" Chen Chen asked curiously2.

"No." Xiao Zhenghong pretended to smile mysteriously.