These days, I have locked myself in the library of the Fengchi Heavenly Master's Mansion to read the information, and I want to see if there are any mortals and immortals who have finally become relatives since ancient times.

As a result, without exception, they all ended badly.

Sometimes I can't help but think if Qingqiu wasn't a god.

If she wasn't a god, wouldn't we be able to stay together? It's just Qingqiu, would she be willing to give up the throne of the Divine Dragon King of Dongfu Land and be an ordinary lover with me?

As a result, as I was thinking this, suddenly a large pile of things fell on the table, and the rather sturdy sandalwood table trembled slightly, and when I looked up, I saw a thin woman with a big yellow hair with an exploding head with her hands on her hips and standing in front of me with a fierce attitude.

"What's wrong?"

I glanced at this woman, although her face was ugly, she was dressed fashionably, and she had seven copper coins hanging from her waist: "Is there anything wrong with this Heavenly Master?"

Big Yellow Hair sneered disdainfully: "I am the Cashier Heavenly Master here." ”

Well?

Cashier?

I was confused: Is it the same meaning as the bank counter cashier I understand?

Da Huang Mao was even more disdainful when he saw my dirt bun's expression, and said: "In addition to the Great Heavenly Master and the Twelve Elders, there are a total of five Heavenly Masters in charge of the affairs in our Fengchi Heavenly Master Mansion, who are supervised, judged, listened to, cashiered, and kept longevity, you know?" ”

"I understand, I understand!"

I said, isn't it named after the facial features on the face?

As a result, as soon as these words came out, she was despised again, and a big white eye almost didn't turn to the sky for me: "As long as you can bear it, you know?" It's like you can't show you. ”

No.

Why is this attitude so bad?

Doesn't it mean that the Heavenly Master is above 10,000 people? Is the entire Fengchi Heavenly Master Mansion the biggest except for Rong Xian? Why is this big-haired woman in front of me giving me a look everywhere, as if she looks down on me?

He asked, "Then these five Heavenly Masters have the same status?" ”

Da Huang Mao's face was a little bad when he heard this, the corners of his mouth twitched, and he was stunned for a while: "When.... Of course not..... The positions of the four of us are different from yours, we only perform our own duties, and we are responsible for the affairs of our own capabilities, and you and the Great Heavenly Master enjoy almost the same powers..."

Without waiting for me to answer, she immediately pointed at my nose viciously and warned: "But don't think that you can show off your power in this way, and tell you that in Fengchi Heavenly Master's Mansion, you have to speak with your strength, otherwise it will be difficult to convince the Heavenly Master's Mansion and even the entire Dao Sect just by having a good relationship with the Twelve Elders." ”

I'm helpless, I didn't want to be a Heavenly Master in the first place.

But now that it's all in the way, you can't make people look down on it, right?

He asked, "What do you want?" ”

"Na!"

Big Yellow Hair pulled out another stack of folders and slammed them in front of me: "Those who are new to our Fengchi Heavenly Master's Mansion have to go out to do things and experience before they can be promoted." Although you have been a supervising Heavenly Master since you came, you have always been a small role with five dollars of land, and it is difficult to convince everyone in the Heavenly Master's Mansion, so you will settle this matter, right? ”

I opened it and saw a blank document in the folder.

Suddenly confused: "What's the matter?" Let me translate the wordless book of heaven? ”

"Whew!" 97 Chinese

Big Yellow Hair laughed disdainfully twice: "Soil buns are soil buns, and I don't even know about encrypted documents." Let me tell you, the above record, because the stakes are all written with the tears of heaven and man and the root of the earth, and it can only be seen with the blood of Yin Jiao. ”

After speaking, he twisted his body, waved his hand and turned around to go out: "I have already told you the method, find those things slowly." But you only have four days. ”

I couldn't help but be angry when I saw that it didn't take me seriously at all.

But thinking about it, since I became the supervising Heavenly Master for a few days, how many people up and down the Fengchi Heavenly Master's Mansion have looked at me? I'm not convinced that I'm a little phase master with five dollars and no background, why did he sit in the position of supervising the heavenly master?

How many of them have been in the Heavenly Master's Mansion for more than ten years or even decades, and they haven't been treated like this?

I just thought that I couldn't let them look flat, and I really had to show some strength to speak.

Hurriedly ran to find the flower butterfly and asked her what are the tears, earth dragon roots, and yin jiao blood this day?

As a result, the flower butterfly told me that the tears of heaven and man are actually rain, and the rain that drips under the eaves and does not fall on the fifth day of the first day of March every year is called tears of heaven and man. The root of the earth dragon is to cut the earthworm into two pieces, and take one of them at random.

Xie Sifei didn't know what to do: "Then why is it called Earth Dragon Root?" ”

Flower Butterfly said that because earthworms have another name, they are called earth dragons.

Empress Wu Zetian once got sick once, and there was no way to use a hundred medicines, and finally thought that the minister had found the earth dragon for her to boil the medicine, and the empress felt that the taste was abnormal, not as bad as the bitter medicine soup before, so she asked the minister what medicine he used, and what was the smell of the earth dragon?

As a result, the minister told her that it was an earthworm, and the decoction of the medicine below ordered its name to be called the Earth Dragon for the sake of sound, and the empress was disgusted when she heard it, but it was too late, the medicine had already been eaten, and the empress's illness was quickly cured.

And why is it called the root of the earth.

Because earthworms are different from other animals, they have a strong ability to heal themselves.

Divide an earthworm into two or more pieces, and it may not die, throw these pieces into the dirt, and after a while each one will become a whole earthworm.

This characteristic causes it to grow as much as it is buried like the rhizome of a plant, so it has a name called earth dragon root.

Xie Sifei couldn't help but laugh dumbly when he heard it, and said Isn't this like that?

He used to be in the countryside, and some fish ponds would raise Wang Ba in addition to fish farming, but maybe the breeding technology at that time was not very good, and there were few to raise.

In addition, Wang Ba was very expensive at that time, and there was an old man in their village who spent 80 yuan to buy a Wang Ba to eat when there was a famine at home, but his wife chased several horses with fire tongs.

As a result, one day, he saw the man who raised the king eight cutting pieces for a king eight by the pond.

After cutting, wrap the pieces in lemongrass and throw them into the pond.

Xie Sifei asked what the man was doing?

The man said that this is called the root planting method, cut the king into pieces, wrap them in lemongrass and throw them into the pond, and many small kings will grow in the next year.

Also asked if the flower butterfly is real?

Hua Butterfly said that there was such a record in the ancient books, but it was not citronella, and she forgot what kind of plant it was, because she felt unreliable at the time, so she didn't remember it seriously.

Xie Sifei asked me to think about it again, and said that if I really had this technology, I would go back to the countryside and open a farm, and I would make a lot of money.

But I don't want to open any farm now, I just want to know, what is this Yin Jiao blood that can be seen on the white paper?

It can't be the kind of special power that the book says, with horns on its head, coiled in the mountains to take the aura of heaven and earth, and is about to become a dragon like a yin jiao, right?

That kind of Yin Jiao can be described as a vast supernatural power, and if you accidentally approach it, you may die, not to mention that you still want people's blood? Damn, this Fengchi Heavenly Master Mansion is a pervert, and he won't have to fight hard to read a file, right?