Chapter 218: Teasing
These coins, which used to take a long time to have, are now so effortless that they are even more gratifying than pie in the sky!
However, he was not greedy enough to shake the gourd vigorously, trying to make the speed of dropping the copper plate faster, so after a while, he felt that the copper plate in his arms was already heavy and weighty, and he heard the footsteps of outsiders behind him, so he also decided to stop for the time being, anyway, these are enough for himself to squander today.
"Xianggong, so much money...... his wife couldn't help but widen her eyes as she looked at the coins in his arms, and she felt a little uneasy for no reason.
"What are you afraid of, all this money comes for nothing, and you don't need it for nothing! After returning home, let's hang this gourd upside down on the beam of the house to let it lose money at all times, and in a few days, we don't even have to pay attention to the old men of Yong'an City! At that time, who would dare to look down on me Su Minghu! ”
Su Minghu snorted and smiled proudly, but when he got up, he felt that these copper plates were really heavy, which almost caught him off guard and fell, and he felt quite struggling, so he asked his wife to carry some and wrap it in clothes, and the two walked to the door of a nearby restaurant together in this somewhat strange posture.
"Come, let's have a big dinner today!"
Su Minghu was quite arrogant, but ignoring the slightly strange eyes of the passers-by around him, he was only amazed at his wealth, and as soon as he entered, he swaggered down in his seat, and called Xiao Er to order all the best and most famous dishes in the restaurant.
Xiao Er therefore glanced at this poor and sour looking scholar, and he didn't expect that his shot would be so generous, so he was a little respectful at the moment, and hurriedly notified the kitchen to prepare for serving.
The wife sat down cautiously, quietly glanced left and right, and always felt that the guests around them looked at them a little strangely, as if they were looking at two strange people, and couldn't help whispering, "Xianggong, this is too much, or save some food......
"Hey, what do you know, mother-in-law? Now that we have money, do we still need to live as hard as before? If you want to eat anything, you can order anything, today you will treat me! ”
Su Minghu looked impatient, waved his hand casually, and pointed to the pile of copper plates wrapped in clothes next to him, arrogant.
With so many coins, it's enough to eat belly in this restaurant.
Soon, the wine and food were all served, Su Minghu was not polite at all, and immediately gulped down wine and meat, his eyes were shining, and he looked like a starving ghost reincarnated.
He'd never enjoyed this all-you-can-eat pleasure of eating meat!
Now it's finally enjoyable!
Under his infection, his wife gradually let go, eating and drinking in large gulps, relying on her mellow body that was far superior to Su Minghu, most of the dishes on this table fell into her stomach.
When you're full, it's time to settle the bill.
Xiao Er made a plan, bent down and said with a smile, "Guest officer, this meal is a total of fifteen taels of silver." ”
"Fifteen taels?"
Su Minghu was taken aback, he didn't expect that this meal was actually his usual expenses for several months!
But then he relaxed again, anyway, he has money now, and he is not afraid at all.
"Lady, bring the money up!" He commanded.
"Okay!"
The wife immediately carried the burden onto the table, quickly untied it and planned to pay the bill, but when she saw the contents of the baggage, her eyes were suddenly wide and dumbfounded.
Su Minghu turned his back to the table and didn't know what was going on, but he picked his teeth, and Xiao Er before meeting him was also stunned, and when he was shocked by so many copper plates of his own, he smiled proudly, "How about it, this money is enough to pay, and the rest will be treated as a reward for you, no need to look for it!" ”
He had always wanted to try this feeling of a rich boy's generous hand, and now that he could finally get what he wanted, he suddenly felt more comfortable than eating ice cubes in summer, and he couldn't help but think to himself that he would have to come more times in the future.
However, it was a little strange that he didn't see Xiao Er's surprised expression, but gradually restrained his smile, and looked at him as if he was suspicious, his eyes were full of strangeness.
"Guest, you shouldn't be talking nonsense because you've drunk too much, right? Or are you going to eat a bully meal? ”
"Huh?" Su Minghu was stunned for a moment, a little embarrassed, and subconsciously turned his head and pointed to the burden on the table, "What are you kidding, how can I eat overlord meal!" You see, I put so much of my money here...... Wait, where's my money?! ”
His eyes widened suddenly, for there were still those dazzling copper plates in the baggage on the table, but some gravel that was thrown on the side of the road and no one would ask for it, and one by one as his wife untied the burden and fell to the corner of the table, and the crisp sound of rolling to the ground seemed to prove that it was indeed only the most common stone.
And his wife was also trembling, her face was pale, and she looked helpless.
"How can it be a stone? What about my money? What about the big bag of copper plates that were still here just now?! ”
After a brief moment of shock and distraction, he was like crazy and desperately searched here for the copper coins in his memory, on the table and on the ground, under the stool, next to the vase, but unfortunately he never found even half a copper plate, only the pile of gray-white gravel on the table.
"How is that possible!"
For a long time, Su Minghu sat on the ground in despair, muttering to himself.
"Guest officer, you don't really have no money to pay, do you?" Xiao Er saw that he was playing monkey play for a long time, and his heart became more and more suspicious.
"Money...... That's right, you wait! I'll figure out how to come up with the money now! ”
Su Minghu remembered the magical gourd, and when he jumped up and hurriedly untied it from his waist, he couldn't avoid the sight of others, and began to chant the words with his mouth down, his eyes staring at the ground, "Come out quickly...... Come out! ”
But what made him almost desperate was that there was something poured out of the gourd, but it was not the coin he had been waiting for, but the gravel, one by one falling to the ground and stained with sand, and the sound of the collision seemed to mock his stupidity and greed.
Seeing this scene, Xiao Er finally determined one thing, that is, this guy was purely playing with himself, and his face suddenly turned cold!
"Come on, someone dares to eat the overlord meal here with us!"
As soon as the words fell, I saw more than a dozen strong men in the back kitchen, each holding a stick in his hand, and he was not easy to provoke at first glance.
"Who eats the bear's heart and leopard gall and dares to eat with us without paying?!" The first one shouted.
This roar made Su Minghu's whole body tremble, and he almost collapsed to the ground with weak legs......
I'm afraid it's a good thing today......
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