Chapter 161: A Year and a Breakup Always Have to Be in the Blood Heaven
Knight Julils covered his mouth and fled, and Shen Yan continued to stand on the side of the street and wait.
After a while, several elves walked out from the side alley, and came to Shen Yan's face—looking at their expressions, it didn't look like they were looking for trouble, but like they had come to beg for mercy—but Shen Yan looked up at the sky at a forty-five degree angle, pretending not to see.
A few elves were cornered, and there was really nothing they could do.
They glanced at each other and finally stepped forward in unison...... "Daddy!" Several people knelt down in front of Shen Yan together.
"If you don't beat me, you kneel in front of me and call Dad, you don't know how many eyes Shen has in someone!" The cruel words that Shen Yan said a year ago are still in their ears - what they hope most now is that after calling "Dad", this matter can be revealed...... Those two elves just now came to make soy sauce, and we don't want you in the Moon Temple for a long time!
You must know that in the past year, there have been not a hundred but eighty elves who have been caught for petty theft, touching the big girl's buttocks, peeking at others taking a bath, smuggling elf products, selling military weapons, etc.! More than half of them were reported by the "Templar Detective Agency"! The remaining half was also done by some people who wanted to curry favor with Erica...... Now even spitting is a crime!
It's really impossible to live this day.
Maybe everyone thinks that this kind of small mistake can be locked up for a few days? They are all professionals who lick blood with knives, and it doesn't matter if they go to prison for a few days!
But that's because they don't understand the culture of the elves - this is a race with a strong habit of cleanliness! They don't even accept the city elves who were once captured and now live in the city, let alone the fallen elves who have "committed crimes and squatted in prison"!
"Listen to me......"
"I don't listen! I don't listen! ”
That's the rhythm that follows. As long as you go to prison, first of all, you will be expelled from the church by the silver moon goddess Bichi, and she doesn't care what you are for; Then there is the total denial from the elves of the motherland - there are no elven criminals in our country, and the elves who commit crimes are not from our country - this person has never existed, and our country does not admit to having anything to do with this person.
In another world, the church is never God's private property, but rather an investor-corporation relationship. The church belongs to God, but it is also closely related to the survival and status of many people. God can't do whatever He wants.
In the face of such a big loss, the Moon God Temple, which was already despised by the entire peninsula, had long since withered, and Shen Yan's wanted warrant was taken off the shelves half a year ago - anyway, the hard-hit Silver Moon Goddess was awake for a few days and in a coma for several months, so it was impossible to know - but the problem was that Shen Yan was still chasing and beating relentlessly!
In fact, the loss of these people in Stormwind City is still a trivial matter......
But on the premise that the south has been unified and everyone knows that Huvarier is going to send troops. Which of the three northern kingdoms the Storm Kingdom takes first is the big problem! This little brother plays with Thuvariet's daughter all day long, and he is very influential in Shuvalier!
The Moon God Temple sent someone to negotiate aggrievedly, but Shen Yan said, "My words count—if you don't call Dad, Dad will keep pumping you!" ”
Shen Yan proved that he did what he said!
The elf now wants him to do what he says, Dad, you just have the supernatural powers!
"I've been quite busy lately...... Shen Yan finally nodded, "You don't make trouble, do you think I'm willing to take care of you?" ”
The elves had no other thoughts than to cry.
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Sunken cathedral, guardhouse.
Occasionally, in his spare time, Shen Yan was reluctant to stay in the luxuriously decorated large bedroom on the fourth floor, preferring instead the guardhouse on the first floor of the temple where the commander used to live.
Sitting behind the desk—the same position where the Commander once sit—was comfortable with his feet on the table or writing something on his stomach. And the fourth floor feels more ...... Lazy, but Shen Yan doesn't have time to be lazy now.
Solving the elves was also a relief for him, and as I said before, he was really busy.
Originally, Shen Yan, the elf sent by the Moon Temple, killed two, and planned to continue to kill them - but then he suddenly realized that it was not right - the elves did not grow out of the grass, they all had families, relatives and friends!
How many people died, Yinyue that Bichi didn't care.
But if Shen Yan continues to kill like this, the hatred will spread from a few elves to the entire elven clan, and from the elven clan to the entire Stonehaven Kingdom...... He's going to be forced into a rhythm that is the enemy of the whole world! So, no! Shen Yan immediately changed his strategy, from killing to framing...... People in this world haven't played like this before.
Who do you say the elves who were expelled from the elves because they made a little mistake hated the most?
When the elves of the Moon Temple saw Shen Yan and Erica working together, they had already lost their qualifications to scold Shen Yan......
But at this moment, Shen Yan had already left the matter of the elves behind.
He's doing another important thing with guilt in his heart — writing a breakup letter.
"Dear Xiaoyu...... And Su Fang, hello. ”
Shen Yan sat in the commander's chair, holding the commander's quill pen, and wrote on a certain piece of parchment like the commander did back then.
"I haven't seen you for a year, I don't know if you're okay, how are you doing, are you used to it in the United States? Are your burgers expensive? Are fries expensive? Are chicken wings expensive? I'm sorry, I've lived in another world for a year, and I'm busy every day, but the only thing that still impresses me now is the Golden Arches package.
……
Or sorry, please forgive me for talking nonsense, I want to see this, Xiaoyu should have understood what I meant...... I'm sorry, I want to say, let's break up (the three of us)!
Time can save everything, and the world can indeed erase everything...... When I thought that my feelings for Xiaoyu had gone through this twist and turn and could be completely sublimated. Another person, like a mudslide, broke into my world.
She is greedy for money, undisciplined, mentally abnormal, and unable to see what is beautiful (shockingly sloppy)...... Most of the time, she's not even a woman.
But I was more and more impressed with her, and even ...... When she told me yesterday that I could pay for a shot, I almost agreed.
……
I'm sorry for the last time, but I told you a lot of nonsense.
I thought that if we could be in the same world, I would propose to Xiaoyu and secretly cheat with Su Fang after a few years of marriage...... At that time, if Xiaoyu threatened me with divorce and a baby, then I would definitely return to the family...... and felt guilty about Su Fang all his life.
I'm sorry, I'm such a scumbag. Forget about me - a person who is not worth remembering.
Shen Yan
PS: This letter has nothing to do with the Harem Book Abandonment Party, please do not extend it. ”
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After writing the letter and rereading it, even Shen Yan himself didn't know why he wrote so much nonsense - those were not so much marriages as his fantasies about marriage...... Whether Shen Yan is that kind of person or not, you don't know until it really happens.
However, Su Fang's snow-white long legs ...... He felt like he could only defend three times at most.
"Forget it, so be it." Shen Yan lit the fireplace in the guardhouse, and then threw the parchment towards the flames - there is no multiverse postal system here, where to deliver? It's just for fun......
Just as the parchment touched the flames, a cloud of white light exploded along the arch of the fireplace, and the parchment disappeared into the flames!
"What! Is that a portal? …… It's really a portal! Shen Yan threw himself into the fireplace in shock! However, nothing was caught except for a hand of ash...... This portal is small enough for creatures to pass through, and the key to unlocking it is flames...... So he hadn't noticed it before.
"What to do? It won't really be sent to Xiaoyu, right? Shen Yan shivered, as if he saw Xiaoyu sneering with a knife.
"And ...... Oh, my God! Why should I write the teacher on it? ”
No, it can't be! There are so many portals in the world, how could it happen to be passed on to Chen Xiaoyu? Hahaha, it must be my delusion! Excessive anxiety! That's right, that's it!
At this moment, however, the arch on the fireplace suddenly lit up again, the ashes were raised, and a piece of parchment flew back from the "door". Shen Yan grabbed the parchment and recognized that this was the one he had just thrown in, but there was an extra line of big characters on the back-
"Stand there and don't move! I'm going to go over and cut you!" ”
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