——Welcome back——

Pei Xu was lying in the cabin and saw a text message from Porridge: "Porridge who has written to Chapter 79 has begun to announce the Easter eggs." It's ridiculous to say, what Porridge was going to write was originally a small biography, but now it has become a trip to trick a few people. It doesn't matter, it's easy to get a few local tyrants anyway. ”

Finally, I added: "PS: Remember to destroy after reading." ”

"His old problem still hasn't changed."

"Of course, I like to engage in mysticism, formalism, and autocracy. Especially often take us eighteenth-tier stars to make fun of it. Pei Xu vomited bitterness.

Guan Yuan said: "Don't you think it's boring for us to drift on the sea like this? ”

"I'm not bored with Infinitus anymore."

Wandering aimlessly on the sea, like a ghost with no home, wandering but not knowing where to go.

"Dude, will you sail a boat? I can't read this map. ”

He looked at the map upside down, and he couldn't understand it when he looked it upside down.

"Bring it, little Pei."

"Hey, you're going to sail?"

Guan Yuan smoked a cigarette, "yes, I worked as a shipwreck when I was in the western United States. ”

"Ah, it looks like you're still an all-rounder."

"I don't have that chance anymore, but I'm still very good at sailing, after all, I used to make it my job."

The little wooden sailboat had nowhere to rest except for a small cabin.

Guan Yuan asked, "Hey, are you going to sleep?" ”

"Or else?"

"Tell you to pull the saillock, I have a hunch that there will be a rainstorm soon."

Pei Xu was surprised, "My God, now that the sky is clear and cloudless, how can there be heavy rain?" ”

"My leg bones are better than the weather forecast."

“......”

Time at sea is not a river, but a meteor that flies by.

There was no sunset in the evening, but inky black clouds.

"Unfortunately, it was right."

Guan Yuan ignored him, "Think about how to win the storm." ”

Trapped lonely on a weak sailboat in bad weather. The waves were rushing in, and it seemed as if the boat could be swallowed up at any moment. The relentless wind and rain gave them more tests.

"We're going to go with the waves. Hard a Port. (left full rudder) drops sail. ”

Pei Xu was about to be blown away by the storm, "What did you say?" ”

Guan Yuan shouted, "Drop the sail, otherwise the mast will break." We're going to go with the waves. ”

"Okay."

———————— the other side

Zhao Rui and Shu Bang teamed up, but they didn't expect that the ship was halfway open and actually sank on the rocks. It looks like a high-end clipper, but it looks like papier-mâché, and it sinks after sailing for two hours under a clear sky, which is probably the most embarrassing record in history.

So the two of them set up a liferaft and floated on the sea, drifting, drifting.

Zhao Rui hung his head and said, "This luck is really inferior, are you sure that we want to drift on that desert island like this?" ”

"Nonsense, someone could have carved a hole in the bottom of the boat, don't think it must have been porridge dry. In order to get ratings, we don't hesitate to put our lives on the line. ”

Zhao Rui held the paddle, "I'm afraid this thing can't bring us back." ”

"Hey, how do I remember that there doesn't seem to be a staff member from the column group coming with me this time." Shu Bang pointed to the sky, "Look, this looks like a recording show, it's clearly throwing us here to fend for ourselves." ”

Zhao Rui was lying reclining, there was nothing to love, "If we are in the sea for a long time, it won't be long before we die of dehydration." ”

"I don't know what will happen to Guan Yuan? He messaged me that it was like they had a storm there. Shubon flipped through his phone.

"By the way, how come your phone still has a network?"

Shu Bang smiled faintly: "I have prepared in advance, just in case, I have specially prepared an old man's machine." He coughed, "By the way, do you think that all this seems to have been made up, and we are like clowns acting according to an absurd script." ”

"You've finally come up with an idea, but the problem is, we're not even as good as clowns."

"yes."

Shu Bang smiled.

Zhao Rui asked lightly, "Huh?" Where are we located? ”

"There is still 1 nautical mile, or 1.852 kilometers, from the destination. It's about 30 minutes. ”

He shuddered, "Don't, I can't swim." A landlubber, not even daring to touch the water. ”

Shu Bang smiled slightly, "I will, but do you choose to float or float?" ”

"Float, it won't be long before you get there."

"It's a pity that the direction of our drift is just the opposite, and we will only drift farther and farther." Shu Bang smiled faintly.

"What if I encounter a shark?"

"This probability is too low, the same probability of winning the lottery, generally sharks don't like human meat, don't worry." Shu Bang laughed.

"Are you sure?"

"At least that's what the numbers look like."

"Have you ever won the lottery?"

"A thousand yuan is still a hit."

"I've won 10,000."

“......”

What he meant was that he was sure to meet sharks.

So, they saw shark fins not far from them.

Zhao Rui wiped his sweat, "This luck." ”

"Shall we switch to another species?"

"Aren't you afraid of being bitten?"

"Why be afraid, it doesn't look like it's too big."

"I'm scared of you."

"Rest assured, it's gone far."

Zhao Rui hurriedly said: "Swimming is too testing, why don't we find a way to swim over." Let's paddle over. ”

"Then let's try it."

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Yang Su asked anxiously, "Xiao Shao, have you seen Pei Xu and Zhao Rui?" ”

"No, wait, didn't they dump the two of them and go to some PUBG?"

“...... That activity was simply a deliberate attempt by Porridge to fix them. Because they were so sincere, they were exiled to a desert island. ”

Xiao Shao's black line, "I calculated it right, a few people in Yintang who were blackened." ”

"It doesn't seem to have anything to do with Yintang's blackness."

"Uh, this," Xiao Shao sweated, "Forget it, we might as well find a way to rescue those four little fools first." ”

"yes, but I don't have any money."

"Do you think I'm rich?"

Yang Su suddenly became serious, "Wait a minute, Dr. Xiao Shaoxiao, why don't you tell me how much money you have circled from Pei Xu." ”

"Come on, I don't have any money, and my little money is all taken away by porridge."

"What about gold and silver? Pei Xuke told me, how much silver you took from him openly and secretly. ”

Xiao Shao raised his hands in surrender, "Okay, I admit it, it's a little bit of gold and silver, but don't we need to make a show?" Don't you need to confess for the role? Doesn't it necessary to make offerings to honor the master? ”

“...... I was wrong, I'll give you an offering. ”

"Hey, I was wrong, I'm going to find a way to get the four of them back?"

"Well, let them keep drifting on the sea."

"Good idea, it would be better if there was a live stream."

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