65, difficult little confusion
"Hey, little confused, wake up. Jiang Yun gently pushed the sleeping little miser.
Xiao opened his eyes in a daze, and when he saw Jiang Yun's face, he immediately pounced happily.
"Baba!"
The little confused shouted happily.
"Come on, this is for the little confused. ”
Jiang Yun smiled happily, and took out a rock sugar gourd and a colorful little windmill, he believed that these two things would definitely satisfy Xiao Mi, how to say that this is also a childhood memory.
Sure enough, after seeing these two things, the little eyes suddenly lit up, and he liked it very much.
"It's for eating, tasting. ”
Jiang Yun fed the rock sugar gourd to the little misty to eat.
Little Misty eats happily, and the snow-white teeth are covered with red flesh.
"What about this?" the little confused ate the rock sugar gourd in his hand, and didn't forget to point to the colorful little windmill, and said, "Is this also for eating?"
"This is for fun, you see Dad play for you. Jiang Yun gently blew at the colorful little windmill, and the windmill gurgled and spun, turning into a colorful rainbow.
"It's fun, it's fun. The little confusion saw that the originally stationary thing could spin so fast and look so good, and immediately cheered.
At this time, Li Sanmu said: "Then let Xiao Mi stay in the wooden house from now on." ”
"Of course, otherwise it would be inconvenient to practice in the Lingxian Academy. Jiang Yun said with a smile.
He had already planned to do so.
When the little confusion heard this, he was immediately unhappy: "No, the little confusion is also going to the academy to practice." ”
"How does this work?"
Jiang Yun was stunned, he didn't expect Xiao Mi to say this. After all, the true identity of the little confusion is inconvenient to expose, and if someone finds out, it will be terrible at that time.
"Why not?"
Xiao Mi was obviously dissatisfied with Jiang Yun's reply, and he stuck his waist and puffed out his cheeks angrily.
It's a bit of a shrew's scolding posture on the street.
This......
At a young age, it seems a little rude!
Jiang Yun scratched his head in annoyance.
"If you don't listen to your father, you won't have to eat and have fun from now on. ”
Jiang Yun decided to use snacks and toys as a threat.
Aren't children usually the most hungry?
"No! I'm going to the academy!"
Obviously, Little Confused is not an ordinary child, and he is not so easily coerced. Instead, he stared at Jiang Yun hatefully, pouting and making noise.
But Jiang Yun chose to ignore it.
For such noisy children, they should be put aside quietly.
He believes that time will wear away the freshness of the little confusion.
......
The next day, early in the morning.
Jiang Yun woke up.
He stretched and snorted at Hatche.
Had a good night's sleep last night.
At least it's much stronger than the previous wooden cage.
"Squeak"
There was a sound of a wooden door.
Li Sanmu pushed the door and came in.
"Morning, Miki. Jiang Yun turned around and smiled at Li Sanmu, he knew that Li Sanmu must have been afraid that he would not wake up, so he came over to call him to get up and go to the academy.
"The ......"
After seeing Jiang Yun, Li Sanmu was stunned.
His expression was complicated, and he wanted to say something, but it seemed to be stuck in his throat.
"What's wrong? Is there a problem?" Jiang Yun turned his head and looked at Li Sanmu in wonder, I don't know why, Li Sanmu in front of him seemed to see something that shouldn't be seen, and his whole expression was stunned.
"Your ...... Hair. ”
Li Sanmu finally got to the point and pointed to Jiang Yun's hair.
"Hair?" Jiang Yun felt strange and touched his head, but with this touch, his entire face turned the color of pig liver.
Why the hell is this barehead?
What about hair?
Jiang Yun was stunned for a moment.
Xiao Daze looked at Jiang Yun who was stunned, and let out a coquettish smile like a silver bell, very happy.
She held the mirror and said excitedly: "Baba, my hair is gone." ”
This little girl actually laughed out loud!
Jiang Yun angrily snatched the mirror and looked at his face, and suddenly his breath was released.
Inside this mirror......
Got a braised egg?
Staring at the smooth and unclean head in the mirror, such a word suddenly popped into Jiang Yun's mind.
He felt that the only way to describe what his head looked like at this time was to use a boiled egg.
"Little Confused!"
Jiang Yun turned his head, his eyes were on fire, and he shouted a little confused.
The little confusion was scolded by Jiang Yun like this, and tears immediately fell down.
"Wow. ”
The little confusion said that he would cry, and the tears spurted out like a column of water, which was very joyful.
But Jiang Yun couldn't laugh, to be honest, he also wanted to cry, after all, the hair that had been with him for so many years was gone, and if it was gone, it would be gone.
"Forget it, she's still a kid after all. Li Sanmu couldn't bear it, and persuaded on the side.
Jiang Yun looked at himself in the mirror, and said with a helpless face: "Forget it, what else can you do?"
This little girl is simply a member of the Demon Sect!
Jiang Yun had the latest evaluation of Xiao Confused in his heart.
The pit people don't care.
"Little confused, Dad doesn't blame you, don't cry, okay?" Jiang Yun said a little tiredly.
What kind of iniquity has been created!
Do you want this little girl to punish herself?
"Baba bullied me!"
The little confusion didn't care at all, and tears were gushing up.
In an instant, a large pool of water appeared on the ground, and if you continue to cry like this, who knows if there will be a mountain of water.
"Dad will take you to the Lingxian Academy to practice!"
Jiang Yun made the biggest concession.
Hearing this, Xiao Confused stopped crying, she twitched her cute Qiong nose, and asked with suspicion, "Is what Baba said true?"
"Of course. ”
Jiang Yun nodded helplessly.
Xiao Confused pouted and snorted softly: "If Baba lied to me, then I will strip off the hair under Baba too." ”
A simple sentence instantly made Jiang Yun swallow his saliva.
I don't know why, he felt the wind blowing the cock and the eggs cold.
But Li Sanmu covered his mouth and snickered there: "Brother Xiaoyun, you have to protect the only remaining hair, or if you get angry one day, you will really become a chicken for nothing." ”
Jiang Yun rolled his eyes deeply.
Dude, are you here to see the joke?
It's already so bad, and you still have to rub salt in my wounds?
"Oh, yes, little confused. Jiang Yun seemed to think of something, looked at Xiao Mi, and said, "Your brother Miki also has a lot of hair, if you are in a bad mood one day, you can talk to your brother Miki." ”
"Does Brother Miki have hair underneath him?" asked the little confused with wide eyes and an innocent expression.
Jiang Yun showed a meaningful smile, looked at Li Sanmu, and replied very seriously: "It's more than Dad's." ”
"That little confused guy is going to play with Brother Miki another day. Xiao Dafu's big eyes stared straight at Li Sanmu's crotch.
With this staring, Li Sanmu's face changed.
He swallowed in fear, crossed his legs, covered his crotch and said, "Little confused, it's not a good thing to pull out your hair, especially under it." ”
"Why?" the little confused scratched his little head, blinked his big eyes, and asked, "What's the difference between the top and the bottom?"
Hearing this, Li Sanmu was about to cry.
He doesn't know how to speak!
You know, he has recharged single aristocratic members for many years, and he can't even get a girlfriend, how can he teach children these things?
For a while, Li Sanmu looked at Jiang Yun, Jiang Yun looked at Li Sanmu, teaching children this, it seemed that there was a bit of a headache!