Chapter 162: Shame on people throwing out Shaanxi, Gansu and Ning
Wang Jinbao's eyes rolled upward
"Fuck your uncle! People have big bellies, and they belong to you, the animal! The donkey's belly is big, it's all my wronged boss! Why are you so distressed? What do you mean if it weren't for me, a rat hurt a pot of soup, and today's praise is our dormitory? According to you, our dorm is full of? ”
Shi Wentao angrily circled on the spot, and said with round eyes
"Okay, you can't even fold a quilt now, and you want to make other bellies bigger! I think you're about as big as you make your belly bigger! So let's fold your quilt first! ”
Wang Jinbao looked at the quilt that was pulled apart, and then at the quilt on Zhang Zhaochun's bed, pursed his lips extremely depressedly, and then said with a wry smile
"All day long, just thinking about making other people's stomachs bigger, and you're not afraid of being tired to death! I'm too lazy to tell you, I'll eat first! Whoever you like to make your belly bigger, who you will make bigger, has a dime to do with me! ”
Unexpectedly, Shi Wentao grabbed his hand and said
"Wait a minute! What should you do with this quilt first? We can't afford to suffer with you all day long! ”
Wang Jinbao looked at the good quilts folded on other people's beds, in fact, he felt more uncomfortable than anyone else, but he was used to knocking out his teeth and swallowing them to his stomach, so he threw them away with some irritability
"Please, bring your hooves! There are seven people living in the dormitory, and it's not you Shi Wentao alone! No one else said anything, you came back like crying and mourning, what is the wow? Haven't you heard, ten fingers, stretched out is not the same length, I am this craft, I really can't apply for a change of dormitory! ”
After speaking, Wang Jinbao walked towards the fried noodle king with the lunch box, Shi Wentao gritted his teeth angrily, and said extremely helplessly
"Grandma's, people say that men are afraid of entering the wrong industry, and women are afraid of adding the wrong man! Today I found out that it's not scary to enter the wrong line and add the wrong guy, it's scary to meet a pig-like teammate! I really don't know when this grandson will be harmed! ”
After speaking, he also walked towards the restaurant with a lunch box, after eating fried noodles Wang Jinbao returned to the dormitory, lying on the quilt that was pulled apart, the more he thought about it, the more angry he became, although he was used to it, being someone else's pistachio, to put it bluntly, is someone else's joke, but today for a broken quilt, being criticized for being the same as his grandson, it is really not cost-effective, and the more he thinks about it, the more he thinks about it, because this is pure physical strength, as long as he works hard, he can fold it like others, even better than theirs, thinking of this, he took a look at Zhang Zhaochun's quilt, and sat up with a swish, I thought that since others could ask others for help, why couldn't I find it, and Meng Junhong was still my tablemate, as long as the quilt was carried over, it was a matter of one sentence.
As a result, when Wang Jinbao just stretched his legs to the side of the bed, he took it back, because he remembered that he would wait for shame when he begged someone, although he usually would be ashamed like eating steamed buns, but when the stomach was saturated, he was embarrassed and lost too much, not only his face was uncomfortable, but also his stomach hurt, and he had to eat Ding Ding, as the saying goes, it is better to rely on himself than to ask for someone, so he pulled the word apart and refolded the quilt from the beginning, Shi Wentao came back after eating, and found that Wang Jinbao was tossing the quilt, and glanced at it with great contempt, and then said sneeringly
"Oops! Didn't you say you wouldn't fold the quilt? What is this doing? ”
Wang Jinbao glared, I wanted to say that I will stack arhats with your sister again, but if you say so, this kid will definitely not be relentless, and he will not be able to toss half to death, that is definitely not to stop, and the lunch break is just a little time, so he looked at it extremely helplessly, and then said with a wry smile
"Hey! Actually, I don't want to stack either! But you stand in front of people, my mouth is full of feces splashed all over my body, a bottle of Chanel is sprayed, and I can smoke flies to death, and I washed it with 84 disinfectant for a long time, but my whole body is still full of smell! In order to live well, I confessed! ”
Shi Wentao glared and lay down on the bed
"Alright, flies are killing you because you grew so big and didn't brush your teeth! It stinks to the point of internal organs! Brother, I'll sleep first, you toss slowly first! ”
Wang Jinbao glared fiercely, thinking that a villain like you who fell into the well, it was best for his uncle, go to sleep directly and not wake up, and then continued to toss the quilt until half past two and followed the others to the playground, but when they were in the playground, the situation was the same as in the morning, and the squad leader Yue Gang was not there, and after about ten minutes, Instructor Jiang came to the team with a calm face
"Stand upright! At ease! Now I will report on the internal affairs inspection in the afternoon, and Zhang Zhaochun will be listed! ”
Zhang Zhaochun heard the first sound, and then shook his head and walked out of the team with a smile, and before he could stand firmly, he saw Jiang Xiaoyu's eyes wide and said
"Zhang Zhaochun! After checking the housekeeping today, the result was the same as in the morning, except for the veteran Meng Junhong, that is the best quilt folded! Have you ever been a soldier? ”
Zhang Zhaochun was stunned for a moment, and then said with a smile
"Report! No! ”
Jiang Xiaoyu smiled evilly
"Since you haven't been a soldier, why can your quilt be stacked at the level of a veteran? Do you have superpowers, or do you have something special? ”
When Zhang Zhaochun heard this, he found that the words were wrong, and immediately said with a serious expression
"Report, I don't have superpowers, and I don't have any extraordinary, but I'm willing to endure hardships, so the quilt can be stacked at the level of a veteran!"
As soon as the words fell, Jiang Xiaoyu was instantly furious, pointing at Zhang Zhaochun's nose and saying
"Oops! It's really the first time I've seen shameless, or the first time I've seen someone who has forgotten in his pocket! Ask you who folded the quilt for you one last time! By the way, I would like to remind you that it is better to be honest, otherwise the consequences you understand! ”
Zhang Zhaochun panicked instantly, his eyes were full of murderous energy, he glared at Meng Junhong fiercely, and then said extremely helplessly
"Report! My quilt was given to me by Meng Junhong after giving me a demonstration, and finally I hugged it directly! ”
Jiang Xiaoyu gritted his teeth angrily, and then breathed a long sigh of relief
"You know what it means to be smart but be mistaken by smart! Remember that everyone has to pay the same price for their stupidity! Otherwise, there will be no fairness in society! In order to cure your treacherous and slippery problem! Now I order you to run to every class, first shout the report and then say loudly that I am Zhang Zhaochun from Engineering 05-1, please fold the quilt! I was wrong! I correct! ”
Zhang Zhaochun said with a flushed face in an instant
"Can Instructor Jiang change his way, it's so embarrassing!"
I didn't expect Jiang Xiaoyu to say directly
"Haven't you heard the military orders like a mountain? If you still dare to bargain, do a hundred push-ups before you go! ”
Zhang Zhaochun pursed his lips, then sighed, and ran to the class in front of him very reluctantly
"Report! I'm Zhang Zhaochun from Project 05-1, ask someone else to fold the quilt, I was wrong, I corrected it! ”
As soon as the words fell, the team next to him laughed wildly, Wang Jinbao pursed his lips, and couldn't say anything with a wry smile
"Hey! After this circle, Zhang Zhaochun threw people out of Shaanxi, Gansu and Ningxia! If you don't get it right, you will have to leave a stench for 10,000 ”