Chapter 140: The Lamb
Yu Zhiwei, who didn't know that he was being rumored by the people in a strange way, and the militia generals who were eager to slap themselves twice, walked towards Zhenning Fort, and temporarily borrowed the barracks of the original thousand households, intending to find out a little news from the prisoners who were captured today.
There were a few circle chairs in the room, Yu Zhiwei originally wanted to be polite to the militia general, but when he turned around, he saw the militia general grinding behind him, with an embarrassed face, a little inexplicable: "Big brother? ”
The general came back to his senses when he boarded, and ran forward in two steps: "No...... It's okay, it's okay, the general sits, the general sits quickly. ”
Yu Zhiwei sat down in a lawsuit, and finally heard a little bit from the general's incoherent words - when she recovered her daughter for the first time, she went to Chen Haoran is two dogs to buy them snacks to eat, they had this kind of expression.
Yu Zhiwei, who is always indistinguishable between men and women, curled up his index finger, rubbed the beauty mole on his chin with his bone knuckles, and sighed secretly in his heart.
I blame myself for this face, he was born so well, if he really looks like a yaksha, he definitely doesn't have the same expression as he is now.
Two people with different ideas sat on the circle chairs.
In a short time, two or three people who had been tied up were thrown to the ground.
One of them was stunned, struggled with excitement, and shouted at Yu Zhiwei: "I am the Great Khan Bayar of Duoyanwei, if you want to kill, don't think about playing tricks!" ”
"Yo." Yu Zhiwei lifted his boots and put a long leg on his knee, and the whole person looked like a gentleman, "Bayar Khan is it, fortunately." ”
The man was still struggling on the ground, Yu Zhiwei glanced at him, shook his head and sighed: "I don't plan to play tricks, I just don't know why you want to play tricks with me." ”
The crazy struggling man was stunned for a moment, and said in confusion: "You ......"
"Just this little trick, it's not enough to play the house." Yu Zhiwei tilted his head very indifferently, "If you want to act, you don't want to find someone with better acting skills - I'm not a fool, I haven't seen your Bayar Khan." That's a mallet, and I can't even speak a word of Chinese. ”
The demolished Wuliangha people were pressed to the ground by two Hengjun soldiers, one on the left and one on the right, and they were almost so angry that they jumped up by Yu Zhiwei's words, and a few nonsense words came out of their mouths. There is no need for a translator, just look at the look and know that it is not a good word, probably greeting her ancestors.
Yu Zhiwei shrunk his boots loudly, and suddenly realized that if this guy hadn't been pinned, he could jump up and bite her.
She rolled her eyes twice and said, "Okay, but I just want to ask you a few words, and I don't have to react so much." Also, if you want to scold me, persuade you to use Chinese, I don't understand what you said, what does it mean to scold. ”
Uliangha soldier posing as Bayar: "......"
"I know that most of your warriors in Uliangha are not afraid of pain, and since you have come to serve your Great Khan as a substitute for death, and probably not afraid of death, I will not torture you yet. I'll just ask you a question, and you name it. Yu Zhiwei didn't care about him, and said to himself, "Did your national teacher Bilege have an accident, died or was seriously ill, or was he imprisoned by your Great Khan?" ”
The Uliangha soldier bit his lip and did not speak.
Yu Zhiwei turned sideways, tilted his head and asked the militia general of Zhenning Fort: "Are there sheep in our city?" By the way, get some salt. ”
The militia general, after a few orders, went down, and a group of people played all over the city looking for sheep, and finally said good things from the hand of a half-old child for a long time, and asked for the little lamb in his hand, and took it into the barracks.
Yu Zhiwei: "Take off his shoes and socks and rub salt on the soles of his feet." ”
The soldiers held down the guy, and according to Yu Zhiwei's words, they took off the shoes and socks on his feet twice, smeared salt on the soles of his feet, and tied the man into a rice dumpling by the way.
Yu Zhiwei shook his head and said with great regret: "When you are fighting, salt and sugar are rare, and they are cheap for you." ”
Before she could finish speaking, the little lamb in the soldier's hand was about to jump to the ground, and the soldier hurriedly squatted down and put the little lamb in his hand on the ground.
The little lamb was very beautiful, like a ball of cotton, and walked a few steps with its little hooves to the feet of the Uliangha soldier who was tied into a rice dumpling, and raised his dark eyes to look at him: "Baa." ”
The soldier: "......"
After staring at the soldier for a long time, the little lamb took a few steps forward, stretched out his little pink tongue, and "hissed" at the soldier's feet.
The Uliangha soldier who was tied up into a rice dumpling shrank suddenly, and a heart-piercing itch came from the soles of his feet, and the whole person made an expression of wanting to cry or not laugh.
The cute little lamb was out of control, and began to lick the salt from the soles of his feet desperately.
The Uliangha soldier finally couldn't hold it back, his internal organs were hurting when he was holding back his laughter, and he finally couldn't hold it back: "Hahahahahahaha......haha
The militia general in Zhenning Fort shrank aside, looking at the Uliangha soldier who was laughing with tears and saliva in his eyes, and the corners of his mouth twitched: "General, didn't you just say that you don't need to be punished?" ”
"Am I using torture? I didn't want to kill him. Yu Zhiwei swapped his legs and said unashamedly, "The atmosphere is too tense, isn't it good for me to make him laugh?" ”
The militia general had no choice but to shrink his neck and say, "Yes, yes, yes." ”
Don't look at this little lamb the size of a puppy, but he has extraordinary perseverance, very honest and dutiful licking the soles of the feet of the Uliangha soldiers, as if he would not give up without licking people to the bones.
Of course, everyone thinks that before this, this guy will probably die of foaming at the mouth with laughter.
Yu Zhiwei looked at the guy on the ground and rolled his eyes with a smile, then raised his hand and said, "Stop." ”
She got down from the pen chair, took the little lamb in her hand, and smiled at the Uliangha soldier, "What I ask you doesn't seem to be some secret that cannot be said?" It is not a collaborator with the enemy and treason. ”
The soldier snorted, looking like he would rather die.
Yu Zhiwei touched the head of the little lamb and stroked the hair: "The eldest husband would rather bend than bend, I admire Yu very much." Then he put the little lamb on the ground again, "Then you will be happy a little longer." ”
The little lamb obediently stepped forward and licked the soles of the Uliangha soldiers again.
The Uliangha soldier who was laughing to death finally couldn't stand it anymore, and after a long time, he lost his breath and said, "I...... I say! ”