Chapter 183: Thematic Questionnaire

"For others, doing well is really a highlight. Burning Martial Pavilion But the heat also passed quickly. Chen Chen frowned slightly, "But are you healed and forgot the pain?" Don't forget about the meeting. Then you will be caught with some kind of trick or you will be created with a handle. ”

"Xiao Ye has cleaned up Xu Hui like that, he can't pick up his tail and be a man? How can you have the heart to fix me again? Gu Lingyun said nonchalantly, "What's more, it's not that serious." Just being a guide, what negative things can be made? ”

"There is no one else." Chen Chen said, "I'm not talking about this, I just want to give you a wake-up call." Especially during the live broadcast, don't be honest and be turned out of something bad. ”

"As the saying goes, there are clouds - seven-inch bamboo shake hands, half literate, half martial arts, half scholar. Thirsty to drink ink in the pool, full of paper trembling majesty. The upper hall moves this article and is afraid, and the temple is frightened by the poems. This pen fell into the hands of the enemy, and he dared to kill people and cut off the generals. In any case, don't offend those who have a pen, you have to let him seize the opportunity, a few hats are buttoned down, even if it doesn't kill you, it will be enough for you to be uncomfortable for a while. ”

Gu Lingyun nodded, as for how much he listened, Chen Chen didn't know. All he could do was give him a reminder.

Xiao Zhenghong sent Yu Yuanzhi to the airport in the afternoon and then went back to the dormitory.

Xiao Zhenghong was typing something on the computer, and Wang Ming posted a link to the group.

Everyone clicked on it one after another.

In less than half a minute, there was a knock on the dormitory door, and Wang Ming walked in.

"Someone did a special questionnaire online. Talk about the bad things we did over the years. Wang Ming said, "Master Xiao, are you interested in filling it in?" There are many people in the comment area below who have talked about their own affairs. ”

Xiao Zhenghong thought about it, and clicked on the link sent by Wang Ming.

Sure enough, less than two hours after this feature was posted, there was already a lot of news in the comment section.

All sorts of different "bad things" are eye-catching.

Gu Lingyun also sent a message out, "After the college entrance examination, we took the exam papers of the third year of high school and went to the mountain for a barbecue. When the fire is small, throw a few exam papers into the fire. Then it was discovered by the head teacher. He sat down to eat barbecue with us, patted his butt and walked away, leaving a message that I will never forget. ”

That's all he said, Gu Lingyun didn't say anything about the future.

The water friends in the comment area scratched their hearts like cat's claws, and kept asking what the head teacher said.

Wang Ming and Chen Chen couldn't stop being curious, and went directly to the main owner to ask.

"Guess." Gu Lingyun said shyly.

"The class teacher teaches you to respect knowledge as a student. Moreover, the examination papers carry not only knowledge but also memories, which cannot be burned like this. Chen Chen said.

Gu Lingyun didn't speak, just shook his head.

"The head teacher said very sensationally that you have graduated, and you will have to go your separate ways in the future, this is the last time I can condone you to make mistakes." Wang Ming said.

Gu Lingyun still shook his head.

"That is, to educate you not to set fire to the mountain, which is prone to accidents?" Chen Chen said.

"Big brother, that's Bald Mountain." Gu Lingyun gave him a blank look.

"What the hell is that?" The two asked in unison.

Gu Lingyun still shook his head.

The two were about to pinch Gu Lingyun's neck and ask, when Xiao Zhenghong's voice came slowly, "The head teacher either said that the barbecue is good." Either that, or just unpalatable. Or maybe it would be better if there was wine. ”

The three of them turned their heads to look at Xiao Zhenghong.

"Xiao Ye, you are really a god. How did you guess that? Our homeroom teacher just said that the barbecue is unpalatable, so let's be honest and practical charcoal grilling in the future. Gu Lingyun's eyes widened.

"Damn, what kind of head teacher is this! I would like to report it to the Education Bureau. Chen Chen and Wang Ming said in unison.

But when you think about it, it doesn't seem that simple.

To be able to say this proves that the relationship between the class teacher and the students has always been very good. Indeed, as Wang Ming said, this is the last time to condone the mistakes of students. And such a humorous farewell is not so sad than singing "outside the long pavilion, by the ancient road, the grass is green".

Chen Chen and Wang Ming are both smart people, and they can understand it after thinking about it carefully.

The three of them saw Xiao Zhenghong's hand tapping on the keyboard, and couldn't help asking, "Master Xiao, what did you write?" ”

"Come and see for yourself." Xiao Zhenghong doesn't care about being seen. Anyway, if you post it on the forum, it will be seen by the water friends on the whole network.

Three heads came together.

Xiao Zhenghong didn't write about his own business, but it was something that Liu Shiyu did. It's just that he replaced Liu Shiyu with a "A".

When he was in junior high school, A's mobile phone and game console were confiscated by his teacher. A tried to get it back, but was unsuccessful. Later, one of his collector's edition comic books was also collected. A knows if he will come back now, but it will be a long time before the end of the semester. After thinking about it, he decided to go to the office and steal.

But when the teacher is not in class, he is in his seat, and when he has class, A cannot go to the office under the pretext of going to the toilet, because the two places are not in the same direction.

Later, A had an idea and went to the hospital to register.

He said to the doctor, "Doctor, I've been constipated for 10 days. ”

The doctor was startled, "Wow, you're going to die." Hurry up and prescribe some laxatives. ”

But A made another request, "Doctor, I can't swallow the pill, and I'm afraid of bitterness." Is there a bubble like that? Preferably colorless and odorless. ”

The doctor's eyes were a little strange, "You don't want to pit people, do you?" ”

Jia's heart froze, but there was no flaw on his face, "How is it possible, doctor, I'm very uncomfortable now, and I haven't eaten much." ”

The doctor prescribes a small bottle of liquid laxative, and A happily wants to go. The doctor suddenly poured a glass of water and told him to put the laxative in it and drink it.

"If you are sick, treat it quickly, drink it now, and I will see how the medicine works. The hospital has a bathroom for you to use. The doctor said.

A's face changed, but he could only drink the water in front of the doctor.

Then A came out of the bathroom and ran back less than three minutes later. Five times in a row, the whole person was about to collapse, and then he was carried back.

When he recovered, A began to carry out his plan, catching a time when there was only their teacher in the office, pretending to help the teacher pour water, and then secretly dripped laxatives into it.

Needless to say, you know what happened after that, right? A successfully retrieves his belongings. At that time, the teacher didn't think about drugging someone at all, just thought that he had a bad stomach.

It's just that the teacher later found out that A's things were missing, so he knew that he had stolen them back, and taught A a hard lesson, and asked him to write a review of thousands of words before revealing the matter.

After reading the words on Xiao Zhenghong's computer, the three of them looked at each other and shouted in unison: "Niu Bi." "One Person, One Autumn: