[464] Bad jokes

When Bo An'an went downstairs, it was sunset.

The setting sun took back all its golden needles, and the carmine light sprinkled the courtyard, like a diluted wine bathed, exuding an intoxicating fragrance.

She stood at the door, watching the people in the courtyard walk by happily one by one, and she took a deep breath, as if she wanted to exhale all the bad things in her heart.

Lan Zhengtao's death did make her feel very scared, and even had nightmares, but she would not hypnotize herself, although she would still be afraid, she had slowly learned, learned to cast those fears into a hard skin, and then covered her heart.

Chi An'an happened to come back from work and saw Bo An'an standing at the door bathing in the sunset. She is not as arrogant and naïve as before, but she sees a quiet indifference in her, she just stands quietly in the sunset, wearing a light green skirt, looking like she doesn't eat fireworks.

She frowned, hiding the disgust in her eyes, pulled out a smile, and stepped forward.

"Sister Bo." She smiled sweetly, like a child who had no quarrel with the world, and the smile on her face was pure.

After hearing her voice, Bo Anan slowly lowered his eyes, and saw Chi An'an standing beside him with delicate light makeup and a soft smile.

"Hmm." She replied shallowly, ignoring her.

"Sister Bo, you seem to have something on your mind. By the way, you and Brother Shaojie didn't come back last night, what did you do? ”

When it gets dark, the lonely man and the widow ......

Chi Anan didn't want to think about it, but he still couldn't help but guess if there was a relationship between the two of them......

She has some hatred, Bo An'an is a person with children, and she is so restless to live in other men's houses with her children, and even hook up with other men, it's really shameless!

A flash of resentment flashed in her eyes.

"Nothing." Although Bo Anan and Chi Anan bumped names, lived under the same roof, and even held the same position in the same company, she just couldn't take the pure-faced woman smiling at her in front of her as a confidant.

Some people, some things, are strange.

She doesn't have a deep friendship with Nuan, but she is willing to offend Long Zhang to save her.

She and Cao Xixi are just colleagues who haven't been together for a long time, but they are inexplicably happy to get along.

And Chi An'an, although the woman who has the most contact with her, feels that she has no common language with her, and sometimes, she doesn't even bother to say a word.

Just like now.

Chi Anan smiled, and then continued to ask: "You haven't been to work for the past two days, are you not feeling well, or is there something wrong?" ”

Bo Anan felt that today's Chi Anan was a little too noisy. She didn't even bother to pay attention to it, and her brows furrowed slightly: "It's nothing." ”

With that, she walked out.

Teng Shaojian saw Bo An'an standing at the door, so he directly put the car across the door, and after decisively getting out of the car, he ordered Kill and Bill, who followed behind him: "That matter will be handed over to you." ”

He stepped on the sunset and approached Bo An'an, and under Chi An'an's jealous crazy eyes, he took Bo An'an's hand: "Let's go out for dinner." ”

Chi Anan didn't want the two of them to contact alone, so he stepped forward and said with a light smile: "Auntie, they are already preparing, why don't you eat at home tonight." ”

Teng Shaowei dislikes others interfering in his decisions the most, and Chi Anan has undoubtedly stepped on the mine of his pride!

He smiled at her without changing his face: "Let's go together." ”

Chi An'an stiffened unexpectedly, and then when she softened her posture and was about to nod her head with a smile, she heard Teng Shaojian say to herself: "I have an urgent document to deal with, you ask Kill to bring it to you." ”

After speaking, he didn't care if Chi An'an's expression was ugly, so he forcibly took Bo Anan's hand and dragged her away.

He didn't ask himself if he agreed to go out with him, so he forcibly dragged her away. Bo Anan was dissatisfied with Teng Shaoji's self-assertion, and his obsidian-like eyes flashed with a hint of displeasure, protesting: "I don't want to go out today." ”

"Stay with me!" Teng Shaowei only threw her two words, then pulled her to the front of the car and stuffed her into the car.

She continued to object: "I haven't changed my clothes yet. ”

Teng Shaojian glanced at Bo An'an's flowing aqua green long skirt and smiled lightly: "That's good." ”

"......" this person is really self-made!

The car soon arrived at its destination, which was a farmhouse restaurant in the downtown area.

Teng Shaowei originally planned to take Bo An'an to a high-end hotel similar to the Imperial Palace, but because Bo An'an was dressed very casually, he changed his mind and brought her to this farmhouse restaurant.

Here, Bill recommended him to eat once, and it was different from the taste of high-end restaurants, it was a very simple taste, very similar to the taste of the food that his mother cooked for him when he was a child.

Bo An'an got out of the car, facing the refreshing evening breeze in the evening, and felt very comfortable.

Seeing that her mood was much better, Teng Shaojian was happy, took her hand, and walked into the restaurant quickly.

Bo An'an slept after Cao Xixi left, and when he woke up, the sun had set, and now he smelled the smell of food coming from the restaurant, and realized that he was really a little hungry.

The two walked into the store and were led into the box by a smiling waiter.

Bo An sat quietly with a cup of aperitif, while Teng Shaojie ordered all the specialties in the store.

After the waiter left, Bo Anan looked at him sitting there with a proud posture, his arrogant temperament was incompatible with here, and she was a little surprised: "I didn't expect you to come to this kind of place." ”

Teng Shaojie raised his eyebrows: "What kind of place is this kind of place?" Why can't I come? ”

Bo An'an's eyes were fixed on his face, and he said very seriously: "Your world is graceful and luxurious, drunk and gold-obsessed, such a place is too common, and if you go here, you feel that it is not commensurate with your temperament." ”

Just like Si Yan, just like Long Zhang, they hugged each other, everything around them was gorgeous with money, and only that kind of magnificent place could be worthy of their famous and noble status.

He was not angry because of her words, thinking of his former self, he said: "Bo An'an, if you have the opportunity to understand me in the past, you will find how stupid these words you say today. ”

His eyes were purer than before, but Bo An'an felt more and more difficult about this person.

Her words casually asked, "What kind of person were you before?" ”

Teng Shaowei was calm, the light hit his face, shooting a dazzling circle of light: "Only my woman deserves to know my past." ”

"Humph!"

Bo An'an ignored him.

This man is flamboyant, more treacherous than a fox, more cunning than a loach, and if you are with him, if you are serious about him everywhere, you will always be angry to death!

The waiter came in with three hors d'oeuvres, one of which was a cold lotus root slice.

Teng Shaowei looked at Bo An'an and suddenly asked, "Nezha was reborn after cutting his flesh to return his father and his mother to his mother?" ”

Bo An'an was very hungry, and was eating a piece of coupling at the moment, Teng Shaojie asked her, and after thinking about the TV series "Fengshen Bang" she had watched, she also replied truthfully: "It's lotus root." ”

Teng Shaojie also picked up a couple, raised his eyebrows, and looked light: "Oh? Nezha is a Chinese legend, and it is about Koreans? ”

The waiter who served the food burst out laughing.

Teng Shaoyu glanced at the little waiter, and the little girl suddenly walked out briskly with a red face.

Bo An'an just grabbed the lotus root slices he had bitten into, looked at Teng Shaojie in a daze, and the corners of his mouth twitched: "Teng Shaoji, this cold joke is not funny at all!" ”

Can you imagine a man on top telling a bad joke?

After Bo An'an saw it, he only felt that this scene was very weird.

Oba, lotus root......

Really, there is no humor cell......

But Teng Shaojie acted like nothing from beginning to end, still eating calmly, and said after a while: "You tell a funny one." ”

Bo An'an then put down his chopsticks, looked at his dark deep eyes, and said very seriously: "A polar bear is lonely on the ice in a daze, really bored, so he began to pluck his own hair to play, one, two, a thousand...... When he finally pulled out a single one, he suddenly cried out, 'Ah! It's so cold!! ’……”

Teng Shaojian looked at Bo An'an, waiting for her to continue, because there was no laugh here at all......

Bo An'an picked up the chopsticks and ate them again.

Teng Shaojie asked, "It's over?" ”

"Hmm."

“……”

Seeing that Teng Shaojie seemed to think that this joke was very boring, Bo Anan bit his chopsticks and asked, "That...... Do you want to hear the follow-up? ”

"Hmm."

"A penguin was lonely on the ice, bored, so he began to pluck his own feathers and play, one, two, a thousand...... When he finally pulled out a single one, he suddenly cried out, 'Ah! Polar bears are right! ’……”

The corners of Teng Shaoji's mouth twitched obviously, and then he glanced at Bo An'an with extreme contempt: "Bo An'an, you are so boring!" ”

Bo Anan rolled his eyes calmly: "You have to listen." ”

As a result, the atmosphere cooled down strangely.

After a long time, after the waiter filled the entire table back and forth, Teng Shaojie broke the silence in the private room with his mouth, "I just want you to smile." ”

It's just that, as it turns out, he really doesn't have the humor cells to make people laugh.

Bo An'an was stunned for a moment.

He just wanted her to smile?

Teng Shaojie gave her the feeling that every time she appeared, she had a poisonous tongue and made you sarcastic worthless.

The poisonous tongue seems to have become Teng Shaoji's biggest feature.

Now, this thin lip that seems to have been quenched with poison can actually tell that kind of lukewarm joke in one by one, and in the final analysis, it is just to amuse her......

Bo An'an's heart trembled at that moment.

She looked at him for a long time, pursed her lips, and whispered, "Thank you." ”

Teng Shaojie snorted coolly: "Don't thank me, I'm not for you." After all, when I ate, I put a bitter gourd face, and I was really disturbed to see it, and it tasted like chewing wax. ”

"yes, I know."

Bo Anan nodded, and the two continued to eat this meal that was "unusual" for both of them.

After the meal, Teng Shaojie made a phone call, as if he was booking a room.

He kept saying that he wanted the best, and his attitude was very ordinary.

It wasn't until he took Bo An'an into the cinema and was personally guided by the general manager of the cinema to lead them to a screening room that Bo An'an understood the meaning of Teng Shaoji's phone call.

Watch the movie!

The screening room is a private screening room, and the items on the coffee table are heart-to-heart in pairs......

Obviously, this is still a couple's room......

On the screen is a comedy, the kind of nonsensical movie that laughs from beginning to end, and the whole movie theater reverberates with a mighty shrill laugh from beginning to end.