30. The bull's head is not interrogated by the horse's mouth

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Xue Lanlan's explanation was not trusted by Mother Xue at all, she only saw Mother Xue covering her mouth with a shovel, and said with a smile on her face: "I know, I know, hey...... Don't sit too long, the food won't taste good when it's cold. After Xue's mother finished speaking, her waist twisted, and she went back to the kitchen directly.

Xue Lanlan was about to collapse in her heart now, she took a breath silently, and then got up from Du Pengshen.

"Beep, something is wrong with scanning Xue Lanland's micro-expression, what's wrong with you?"

Xue Lanlan directly stretched out her hand to block in front of Du Peng, and took a deep breath: "Don't speak, I'm afraid that I can't control myself now and dismantle you with my bare hands." ”

Du Peng looked at her deeply, then raised his hand to pick up a mobile phone and typed it cracklingly:

- But theoretically you can't, your hands aren't that hard.

Xue Lanlan rolled her eyes directly and didn't reply, and she didn't know what Du Peng's kernel program was, before she thought that Du Peng would always come to pick her up, so she gave him an old mobile phone, so that he relied on his mobile phone to send messages outside, at least there would be no sudden virtual electronic scene to scare passers-by.

Xue Lanlan ignored Du Peng and went directly into the kitchen, followed by Du Peng.

Since Xue Lanlan rarely goes home, every time she comes home, her mother will cook a bunch of delicious food, such as sweet and sour pork ribs, stir-fried green beans, chicken nuggets in sauce, etc......

It can be said that every dish on this table is what Xue Lanlan likes to eat, at this time, Xue's mother has already prepared the dishes and chopsticks, she said while sitting down: "Du Peng, I didn't know you were coming, these are all dishes that Lanlan likes to eat, don't dislike it." ”

At this time, Du Peng didn't dare to speak at all, and turned his head directly to look at Xue Lanlan.

Xue Lanlan hurriedly said: "Mom, eat, eat, he ate on the way here, he is very supportive, just watch us eat." ”

"You die, this kid has such a bad attitude towards his boyfriend, be careful of being dumped!" Mother Xue glared at Xue Lanlan, then turned her head to Du Peng and showed a smile in March: "Du Peng, it doesn't matter if you have eaten it, come and taste it, you should evaluate Auntie's craftsmanship!" ”

"My mother's cooking skills are still evaluated by him? Who in this neighborhood doesn't know that my mother is the best at cooking, if my mother claims to be the second best in neighborhood cuisine, no one dares to admit the first! Xue Lanlan's words were not mixed with water, after all, since Xue Lanlan's father died, her mother had raised her little by little by making roadside snacks.

So for her mother's handiwork, she is still very confident!

As soon as Xue Lanlan finished saying this, she was slapped the back by Xue's mother, and then Xue Lanlan saw her mother sandwiching a piece of sweet and sour pork ribs into her bowl, squinting and smiling and saying, "Can't you be modest, eat more and talk less!" ”

"......" Xue Lanlan sandwiched the ribs, and her face was full of tears written in her heart.

Mother Xue saw that Xue Lanlan was no longer talking, and then she also sandwiched a piece of pork ribs and put it into Du Peng's bowl, and then kept a woman's kind face and asked: "Du Peng, I heard Lanlan say that you are doing electronic engineering, then you must be very tired on weekdays, how is your monthly salary?" ”

Du Peng continued to look at Xue Lanlan, Xue Lanlan didn't know how to respond to my mother's question, so she turned her head silently, Du Peng saw that she was silent, so he directly picked up the mobile phone and typed:

- Xue Lanlan won't let me speak.

When Xue Lanlan saw Du Peng raise her mobile phone to show Xue's mother with these words, she almost swallowed the sweet and sour pork ribs in her mouth and coughed for a long time.

"Ahem, cough, cough......" Before Xue Lanlan could cough, she saw her mother's eyes directly killing.

Xue Lanlan silently shrank her head like a quail, she didn't know how many times she scolded Du Peng, she really felt that Du Peng was not a moon-old robot at all, but a pit goods!

"You're not letting people talk?"

"No, no, Du Peng, you can say whatever you want, whatever you want!" Xue Lanlan gritted her teeth and said with a smile: "Answer my mother's question well." ”

As a robot, Du Peng didn't understand what Xue Lanlan was gritting his teeth here, he stared at a pair of dark eyes, and said, "I'm not tired on weekdays, and my salary is uncertain. ”

It can be seen that Du Peng really answered cautiously.

When Mother Xue heard Du Peng say this, she frowned slightly, her salary was uncertain...... Although money is not everything, and she is not selling her daughter, the man's salary is too low and it is a headache, and the daughter is also old, so it is not good to delay it and not get married.

Thinking like this, Mother Xue looked at Xue Lanlan silently, at this time, Xue Lanlan was afraid that Du Peng would say the wrong thing, and was squeezing her eyebrows and issuing a silent warning to him.

However, Xue Lanlan felt that it was a warning, but in the eyes of Xue's mother, it was a caring look full of love, Xue's mother thought about it, patted her daughter lightly and said: "Don't be so nervous, your mother won't sell her daughter, no matter what, you can get married on the premise that you like it." ”

"Huh??" Xue Lanlan was stunned, what to get married, what she liked? ? She doesn't understand it at all, okay!

Xue Lanlan didn't know what her mother had just made up in her brain, but at this moment, her mother made her feel numb.

Mother Xue didn't respond to her daughter again, but fell her eyes back on Du Peng, and then she said lightly: "Then where is your home, how are your parents now, and what unit?" ”

"My family is also X City, and my parents ...... has passed away. Du Peng thought about it and replied so cautiously.

Mother Xue was stunned when she heard this, and there was a little sympathy in her eyes when she looked at Du Peng, and she suddenly said: "X city is good, everyone is a fellow countryman, if you have any needs in the future, you can tell your aunt, hey...... When your parents die, you must be very uncomfortable. ”

"It's a good thing they've been dead for a long time." Xue Lanlan noticed that Du Peng's eyes fell when he said this.

According to the robot theorem, Du Peng will not lie, that is to say, the manufacturer who made Du Peng was sent by X City? So who does he mean by "parents"? Producers?

So that means that Du Peng's production staff is dead? Xue Lanlan made all kinds of guesses based on Du Peng's answer, and if Du Peng knew what she was guessing in her heart at this time, it was estimated that there would be a wave of applause.

However, Xue's mother, who was completely different from what Xue Lanlan thought, patted her daughter lightly and said, "Hey, girl, you will be kind to Xiaodu in the future, it is not easy for people to be orphans at a young age." ”

"Ahem, cough, ahem...... Xue Lanlan coughed violently again when she heard the word "orphan", this guy, her mother has called Du Peng

She covered her chest, feeling that this meal was not pit to death by her mother, but also by Du Peng.

This combination of man and robot is simply invincible!

"Why are you still in such a hurry to eat, I just went to pour water after eating, you eat slowly." Mother Xue patted Xue Lanlan on the shoulder, then got up and said, "Xiao Du, do you want something to drink?" ”

"No need, thank you, Auntie." Du Peng said word by word, every word was like a broadcaster's broadcast.

Mother Xue nodded, got up directly and left the table.

Xue Lanlan waited until her mother left before she exhaled slowly.

"Xue Lanlan, what are your plans next?" Du Peng looked at Xue Lanlan, who was panting, and directly handed over a tissue and said, "Before you came, my aunt asked me if I had a hotel. ”

Xue Lanlan took the tissue, and when she heard Du Peng's words, she suddenly had a bad thought.

"You...... How to answer? ”

"I said I didn't book a hotel, so she said yes, let me stay at your house." Du Peng paused at this point and added: "I thought this proposal was very good, so I accepted and agreed." ”

"......" Xue Lanlan changed from the original one-handed forehead to two-handed forehead, "What do you think is a good proposal!" ”

"I'm here because of you, of course, the closer to you, the better, besides, I don't take up space." When Du Peng spoke, his face was full of pride, and he paused: "I'm high-performance." ”

"Okay, okay, I got it." At this time, Xue Lanlan thought that she was still at home and couldn't get angry directly, she endured her anger, tried her best to keep smiling and put down her chopsticks, and said, "My next step is to rest and rest, and I will accompany my mother to the cemetery early tomorrow morning." ”

"The next thing is to meet those seven aunts and eight aunts." Xue Lanlan paused, bowed her head slightly, and said, "When the time comes, you will come with me to see you." ”

Du Peng nodded slightly: "Okay." In Du Peng's world, he rarely asks Xue Lanlan for reasons for doing things, as long as he can comply with the procedures.

The purpose of his program is to help Xue Lanlan find a boyfriend and assist her.

After Xue Lanlan saw Du Peng's agreement, she got up and shouted, "Mom, I have something to do with Du Peng." ”

"Huh? Don't you cough anymore? I'll boil you some pear water and ventilate. Xue Lanlan listened to her mother's words, shook her head frantically and said, "Don't worry, Mom, I'm fine!" ”

After speaking, Xue Lanlan turned her head and said to Du Peng: "Accompany me out to buy something." ”

"Okay." Du Peng stood up and left with Xue Lanlan without asking, not caring at all about Xue Lanlan's previous words that Xue Lanlan would take a break in the afternoon.

He treated Xue Lanlan's every word like an indicator task.