12. My charm that has nowhere to put it
Today, it's still a noisy day.
Under the bright sun,
Brother Hua got up.
As usual, it was awakened by its own handsomeness.
It is a full-fledged thrush.
In this noisy mountain forest, it has lived for many years, but the passage of time still cannot stop it from living gracefully.
Brother Hua is lying in the bird's nest, very comfortable.
Its nest is so unique,
It is an open-air uncovered design,
Wind and rain all year round,
Enjoy the bounty of nature.
Such a trend-setting design,
Enough to call it a luxurious villa.
At the same time, Brother Hua is a thrush bird with strong self-discipline, and every time he gets up, he must have a delicious breakfast.
Now, for example, it is picking up the fat green worm with a branch and slowly putting it into the beak to taste it.
It felt that only this kind of green worm, called hairy hair, could match its elegant temperament.
Well?
Why do thrushes eat on tree branches?
Don't you know that life needs a sense of ritual?
It's like, you can also eat with your hands, why use chopsticks?
So, as an elegant beautiful bird,
This is what a painting brother should do.
It just so happened that a fresh breeze was blowing.
Brother Hua brushed his hair with his wings,
It's very coquettish and shakes his little head,
Twitter:
"Ah, my charm that has nowhere to put it. ”
"Early morning, so nice. ”
Distance.
The two monkeys were dumbfounded.
stared blankly at the scene in front of him.
And they are Jiang Yun and the little monkey.
Jiang Yun was a little curious, and he didn't even understand.
Why does a thrush eat insects and actually eat the feeling of a five-star Michelin dessert?
The way it elegantly cuts the fat green worm with a twig and puts it in its mouth is like a Westerner tasting a piece of medium-rare New Zealand steak.
And that's not the most important thing, it's the ......
This bug is just a normal caterpillar.
Well, just this ordinary insect, it was eaten by it as if it couldn't afford to be eaten by ordinary birds.
Jiang Yun suddenly thought of a sentence:
Often, high-end ingredients are cooked in the most modest way.
This thrush seems to feel like this.
"Little monkey, are we looking for the wrong bird?"
Jiang Yun asked a little dumbfounded.
This year, the bird has become a sperm, so narcissistic?
He suddenly felt that these monsters were refreshing his innocent worldview.
Worldview, where did it offend you?
Always have to refresh over and over again?
First the old monkey of the king of guns, then the lonely black bear spirit, and now a narcissistic thrush.
He suddenly felt,
The world seems a little crazy.
Jiang Yun wondered.
Why is the monster in it different from other novels?
What about killing people like hemp and bloodthirsty like life?
Feelings for the monsters in this Malan Mountain,
It's all a breath of fresh air.
It's a different kind of fireworks.
The little monkey scratched the monkey's face and wondered: "This thing was quite fierce before, and it was the first time I saw it like this." ”
"For the first time?"
"Aren't you friends?"
Jiang Yun had a question about the little monkey.
"Don't worry, the relationship is iron. The little monkey patted his chest and reassured.
Looking at the little monkey's bright smile, Jiang Yun temporarily chose to believe in it once.
Sure enough, Brother Hua also stopped to eat.
His eyes turned to the two monkeys in the distance.
It hates being stared at the most when it is eating. Let it feel like you can't go to the toilet and poop.
Well, it's very annoying, even a little disgusting.
Brother Hua jumped to the edge of the bird's nest, stared at the two monkeys, and chirped: "Two turtles, what are you looking at?"
"Forehead ......"
Jiang Yun was stunned, and just wanted to take out the gift, but his hand hung in the air awkwardly, the little monkey didn't know it?
"What are you doing?" the little monkey was not to be outdone.
"Are you trying it out?"
The thrush glared angrily and flapped its wings angrily.
"Hey, try it, you stupid bird. ”
The little monkey replied, took out a small stone out of nowhere, and threw it at the thrush's head with all his might.
"Oops!"
The thrush is hit in the head and screams.
This stone really hurts a little bit.
"Don't you have a relationship with it, how can you say that you can do it?" Jiang Yun looked at this scene, completely stunned, how did he feel that things were developing in the opposite direction?
Say yes to visit and ask for help.
This gift has been prepared, but it turned its face?
The little monkey waved his hand and said without mind.
"Don't mention it, my lord, I don't know it if I don't know it. ”
Jiang Yun: "......"
It took a long time.
The little monkey brought him to smash the field!
Jiang Yun glared at the little monkey, this pit ......
The little monkey spread his hands and said: "King, since we can't talk, we have to use force to suppress it." ”
Looking at the little monkey's appearance, it looks innocent.
Jiang Yun rolled his eyes, very helpless, this is no negotiation at all, okay?
It seems that the little monkey had a holiday with this thrush, and it was afraid that it would not be able to beat it, so it deliberately tricked itself to come to the town.
Damn, these days, the monkeys are all sperm.
Started to learn the routines?
Jiang Yun thought to himself in his heart.
As soon as I finished thinking about it, a little monkey's angry scolding came from my ears: "You stupid bird, this time our king is here, I can't beat you, I should settle the account of bullying me last time." ”
It's really here to smash the field.
Jiang Yun was sweating on his forehead, damn it, he had just sent away a black bear spirit, and now he had offended a bird spirit.
What sin have I done?
Jiang Yun looked at the sky speechlessly, with a look of despair.
The other side.
Brother Hua is very angry now, and the consequences are serious.
As an elegant thrush, he is now ridiculed like this.
It's just a slap in the face of Chiguoguo?
So, it decided to fight back.
Teach a good lesson, these two turtles.
"Oh no, my lord, that stupid bird is mad. ”
Seeing the thrush flapping its wings and flying high in the sky, the little monkey hurriedly reminded Jiang Yun, and then it quickly climbed up a towering ancient tree nearby, hiding behind the tree, and hiding its body.
Jiang Yun was depressed in his heart, and he had the urge to vomit blood, if it weren't for the little monkey causing trouble, how could he make such a fuss!
The thrush hung in the air, its wings shook, and its brown feathers suddenly lit up with a bright green light, turning into two half-arc full moons, shooting away in the direction of Jiang Feixue.
"Woohoo"
Two sharp sounds of breaking the air came from afar.
Jiang Yun was shocked, and a rolling gourd dodged behind the big tree beside him, narrowly avoiding the blow.
But the stout trunks that grew around them were not so lucky, and they were cut in half almost instantly, falling from mid-air.
For a time, the stumps broke and the leaves fell.
The scene was a bit chaotic.
"Well, why is this thing so fierce?"
Jiang Yun was secretly shocked and said, "You are also a demon, why are you so good?"
"Stupid bird, look at this!"
Seeing that Jiang Yun was attacked, the little monkey took advantage of this opportunity to pick a red fruit from the tree and smack it on the thrush's head.
Not to mention, this little monkey is really accurate.
He hit the thrush in the head again.