I followed my grandson to the cafeteria for supper, and he whispered to me: "Do you know, it's the girl who has been chasing you for several years who went out to work after hearing that you became a vegetative person, why don't you take this and wait for you, if you go to the hospital every day to accompany you, with your character, you really take her!" ”

Seeing that he made fun of me, I said, "It's all a small scene, and my heart is iron, what if I have someone in mind?" Besides, I'm not a good person, and I can't delay a good girl for a lifetime! "Actually, what I think about in my heart at the moment is my wife's face.

The grandson said with a smile after eating the noodles: "It's really the same, by the way, I already told He Liu about your awakening yesterday, she should come to school soon, to be honest, what should you plan now?" ”

He Liu was one of my group of people who played well in the seventh grade, and I remember that she was under a lot of psychological pressure, and her uncles beat her at home, so she came out to me for a drink, and after drinking in the river, she had to swim in the river, and almost died in the stinky ditch.

She didn't want to go home, so she had to take her to my house, and she woke up halfway through the wine, and only later told me that she was pretending to be drunk, it seemed that I was too naïve, and she was about to cry all the way back, and she called my house at home, and I insisted that I didn't see her, and lived for a week, during which she was stung in the corner of her eye by a bee, swollen like a pig's head.

After the swelling subsided, I gave her all my savings of 20 yuan, and she went to the county seat alone to work hard, and our contact gradually broke off.

After all, I don't have a mobile phone, and now I don't have her contact information, I go back to the dormitory when I'm full, and I go to sleep after the bed quilt is all right, learning to talk about simple things, and now I haven't figured out a lot of things, how can I have the heart to study.

I don't know how I got out of the goat hole, I don't know why I went to the hospital, I remember that I was dragged into my mouth by a leech, but I am living here in a good way, do I have to go to Beijing to find Asen, but I don't know where his hometown is in the northeast, and now he is still in high school at this time, and I can't find him.

As time goes by, I don't know which is a dream and which is reality, my life is very complicated, my grandson sleeps in my lower bunk, there are just two of us in the dormitory, he is very special, and now he is the object of protection and cultivation of the school, and he also has a feeling of eating and drinking spicy food.

It was soon dawn, and the news of my return to school quickly spread in the school, and after explaining the situation to everyone who had a good time, I began my salted fish classroom campus life.

I found that the people who were avant-garde were those who sat in the back row, not only from good families, but also from their studies.

I was bored to death for the first half of the day, I understood all the lessons taught by the teacher, and when I was bored, I picked up a pen and paper to draw the things I encountered in the goat cave.

Blood leeches, insects, insect babies, and giant leeches have all been drawn by me, and some of the topographic maps that I still remember have also been drawn by me, and I plan to go home this weekend to ask my grandfather if he has seen any of these things.

Today may be a special day, a senior teacher from the high school has come to teach us a psychology class, and the afternoon class is arranged by her.

Naturally, I stopped what I was doing and saw what kind of advanced method this senior teacher was.

As the class bell rang, the sound of a string of high heels came into her ears, she was wearing a simple long skirt, and her temperament could be said to have fascinated all of us, "Hello students, I am your mental health teacher today, my surname is Zhang, you can call me Teacher Zhang!" ”

Listening to her self-introduction, I had a feeling that she came with a purpose, she didn't take the textbook or notes, looked at all of us and said: "Don't be curious today, I'm here to put it bluntly, just like you have to come to school, so what happened to you and me today is just a passing gossip." ”

"Before we start the class, let's introduce ourselves, everyone has to go to the blackboard, write their own names, say their interests, who can make me remember his name, I have a mysterious reward here."

Many of the more active classmates echoed her, but no one was willing to be the first to introduce themselves, and then she wrote eight cards and asked the students in the first row to draw lots, so as to see who came first and who came last.

Although it is a familiar face, it is still a big psychological challenge to run to the podium to show yourself, the first person to go up is a member of the study committee of our class, and also a representative of the mathematics class, is a fat man, not tall, but he is a powerful person to make crooked ideas, I heard them say that in the first week of school, the sixth grade of primary school was merged into junior high school, and he ran to the dormitory of other people's sixth grade alone, and beat people while others were asleep, and he was wanted the next day.

He stood on the podium and wrote his name, touched his face funny and said: "My name is Zhou Yihong, Zhou is Zhou Yihong's Zhou, Yi Hong is also Zhou Yihong's red, I like to brag about it." He laughed at all of his words.

Teacher Zhang was no exception, she came to Zhou Yihong's table and said to her on the podium: "Your self-introduction is funny, but I don't know if you can successfully apply for a job when you are looking for a job, is there any?" ”

Zhou Yihong shook his head and said, "It's gone!" Looking at the smirk on his face, everyone laughed again.

Teacher Zhang motioned for him to sit down, and saw her staring at his desk for a while, I realized that this teacher was still analyzing students in many aspects, and I immediately pretended to be indifferent and waited for me, if she could be noticed, maybe I could go directly to school, after all, this is a senior teacher, and the weight of speech still has a status in the school.

For junior high school students, it is a little doll who has never been far away, and the self-introduction is much the same, and the grandson stood up and confidently walked to the podium and wrote his name.

He bowed and said loudly: "Hello everyone, my name is Sun Tianliang from Baishiba, seventeen years old this year, I like to play basketball, I am good at all kinds of sports, I don't drink or smoke, I am a good student, and I am still single!" "The last few words are clearly hilarious to say.

After speaking, he looked at Teacher Zhang, who looked at her desk that was so clean that there was nothing and said: "I like sports, I don't have any distractions in my heart, I heard that you are the escort student in the school, right?" You're a great fit for sports. ”

Half of the time has passed, although we have not received professional learning of Mandarin, the teacher can also understand, finally it is my turn, I stood on the podium, watching the names of forty-eight classmates squeezed into a push, there is a large blank space on the left, I give priority to writing the names into it.

Put down the chalk and said with a smile: "Hello students, my name is He Yicheng, He Zhizhang's He, the art of the art school, the success of the horse, and I don't have any hobbies, simply put, I will not have anything else except giving birth to children!" ”

Mr. Zhang walked to the desk I saw next to my desk and asked me, "He Yicheng is good, since you think you can do anything, where does this confidence come from?" ”

I bent slightly and said, "If it is in terms of job search, when the interviewer asks me if I will win, I can't say that I can't, even if I really can't, I can only say that I can learn, even if it's a day!" ”

She looked at my desk, picked up the scroll on it, looked at it carefully, and said, "Yes, yes, look at your brushstrokes, you haven't been trained by anyone, you shouldn't have learned to paint, you paint with such charm, how did you think of these animals?" ”

I smiled and said, "These are all things I dreamed about, why do you always like them?" I'm sending you! ”

The teacher put down the scroll and said, "Your accent is very confused, I think you've been to many places, right?" It seems that you have a lot of experience, okay you can come down, if you are allowed to speak, I will not have enough time for you. ”

I returned to my position, Mr. Zhang walked to the podium and said, "For this self-introduction, if you just say, I will remember He Yicheng, plus other I will remember that Sun Tianliang is sitting together, okay, let's not talk about this first, let's move on to the next project first, I will tell you a story, if there is a classmate's answer that can satisfy me, we can move freely in the remaining two classes." ”

Hearing the free activities, everyone became active, and Mr. Zhang said slowly: "This story is like this, spring has arrived, there was a swallow in the past, it migrated back to the north from the south after the winter, but this year's weather is not as full of spring as usual, it is still cold and windy."

It flew for a long time, very hungry and cold, froze and fell to the ground, unconscious, a cow passed by its side and saw it, the old cow screamed and pulled a pile of cow dung at it, and was taken by the farmer to plow the field.

The temperature of the cow dung raised the temperature of the swallow, and it sang happily when it became conscious, because its song attracted the passing cat, and the cat dragged it out of the cow dung, but the swallow was eaten by the cat, and finally left a bunch of feathered cats behind.

What did you learn from this story, and if you can tell me the answer I want, you will rest for the next two lessons! ”

I listened to Mr. Zhang's story unnaturally sweated, I have heard this story before, in my dream I went to the county vocational school to listen to it, almost every word is exactly the same, but I really don't have any impression of this teacher.

The fifty-nine members of the class fell silent, and after a few minutes, no one answered, Teacher Zhang looked at me and said, "Do you have any opinions, Yicheng?" After saying that, he looked at me with strange eyes, and said that this look felt a little familiar to me, but I couldn't remember where I had seen it.