56. Mother's Raid (Part II)
On Saturday morning, Xue Lanlan was woken up by a doorbell, and she covered her head with the quilt, but she still couldn't block the urging chain of bells.
Xue Lanlan cursed in a low voice, and then hugged the quilt and yelled directly: "Du Peng, Du Peng!" ”
"Xue Lanlan, you're awake, breakfast has been prepared for you, you can get out of bed and eat." When Du Peng heard Xue Lanlan's call, he directly took the shovel and poked out his head, and said in a dull and serious manner.
Xue Lanlan covered her ears with two hands, gritted her teeth and said, "You help me open the door to see what I do, if it's okay, help me get rid of it, I want to have a good night's sleep!" ”
"Roger." Du Peng looked at Xue Lanlan's face that was about to cry, and silently curled up to open the door.
Xue Lanlan looked at Du Peng's back to open the door and was slightly relieved, when she was just about to continue to go back to the cage, she heard a sound of "ding ding dong", and then she felt a chill all over her body, and her quilt was robbed.
"Du Peng, I'm not asking you to open the door...... Xue Lanlan shouted directly without thinking about it, but she swallowed it back in the middle of the sentence, Xue Lanlan looked at the middle-aged woman standing in front of her with her hands crossed on her waist, the tigress momentum in the last second was completely restricted, and she paused: "Mom......"
"You still know to call my mother, don't you hurry up, it's twelve o'clock, and the sun is drying your ass." Mother Xue looked at Xue Lanlan with some hatred: "Just having a career is useless, you can't do anything at home, and you will yell at your own man, I will give you a chance!" ”
"......" Xue Lanlan got up silently without a word, she definitely couldn't sleep now, and the most embarrassing thing was that Du Peng reminded her last night, but she still forgot it in the morning.
Xue Lanlan tidied up the bedside and went to breakfast with her mother.
She, Xue's mother and Du Peng sat down around the dining table, breakfast was green vegetable fritters and eight-treasure porridge and a few cold dishes, since Du Peng came to the house, Du Peng has been responsible for the three meals at home.
Mother Xue quietly glanced at Xue Lanlan, and then turned her eyes to the dining table, Mother Xue paused, picked up the chopsticks and took the initiative to ask, "This is all made by Xiao Du?" ”
"Huh...... Well. Xue Lanlan was like a quail, she didn't dare to do it until her mother moved her chopsticks first, she paused her chopsticks and stretched out her chopsticks directly to the vegetable fritters.
"Click." The crispy fritters on the outside and tender on the inside made a crisp sound when they entered, and Xue Lanlan gently chewed the fritters while taking a sip of soy milk.
The hot soybean milk mixed with the aroma of vegetable Jiangmi fritters suddenly made Xue Lanlan feel very satisfied, just when she was eating very happily, she heard Xue's mother send out a soul torture again: "Xiao Du, this fritters you make are so delicious, how do you make them?" ”
"250 grams of flour, 4 grams of salt, baking soda, 2 grams of aluminum-free baking powder, an egg, and a glass of spinach juice prepared in advance." Du Peng looked at Xue Lanlan and directly dictated the ingredients.
Xue Lanlan was afraid that Du Peng would accidentally show up the menu directly on the projector, and he blinked desperately to hint, and at this time, Du Peng also saw Xue Lanlan's hint, tilted his head and said innocently: "Xue Lanlan, what's wrong with your eyes?" ”
Du Peng's question successfully attracted the attention of Xue's mother, and Xue's mother turned her head to look at her daughter, and then complained: "You don't have to worry about her, she is just a lazy person who has a lot of feces and urine, and she is sick!" ”
Xue Lanlan always had an illusion that since Du Peng appeared, her mother has become more and more critical of her, and now even the look of dislike for her is so obvious on her face.
Xue Lanlan suddenly felt that it was so difficult! She shrank her head slightly and said, "I'm nothing, Mom, why did you come here all of a sudden." ”
"I've been bored to see you lately, what's the matter, your mother can't come to see you yet?" Mother Xue glared at Xue Lanlan unhappily.
Xue Lanlan immediately made a gesture of shutting up, she chewed the fritters on her hand cleanly, clapped her hands and said to her mother: "Mom, anyway, I have a weekend vacation, and you rarely come here, do you want me to take you shopping and buy something or something?" ”
"What are you going to do, keep your little salary, just accompany me to the beach after dinner." Mother Xue rolled her eyes and took Du Peng's hand and said, "Xiao Du, if you have time at night, go out with your aunt to buy vegetables!" Auntie will cook for you tonight! ”
Du Peng set his eyes on Xue Lanlan, with an unpredictable look, Xue Lanlan replied at this time: "Okay, okay, mom, I want to eat sweet and sour pork ribs tonight." ”
"Eat, eat, be careful of you!" Although Xue's mother said this, she did not deny her request to eat sweet and sour pork ribs.
After all, Xue Lanlan has been arguing with her mother for more than 20 years, and Xue Lanlan knows best about her mother's thoughts, she quickly drank up the soy milk, and then got up and said: "Okay, Mom, I'm done eating, I'll go change my clothes first, and I'll accompany you to any park you want to go to play in a while." ”
Xue Lanlan went directly into the room to change clothes, I don't know why she always felt that her mother came strangely this time, she had been away from home for so many years, and her mother hadn't come to see her much.
This time, he came over without saying a word, but it made Xue Lanlan feel a little furious.
Xue Lanlan wore a simple plaid shirt and jeans, she thought that going out with her mother must be physical work, so she directly dispelled the idea of wearing a skirt.
When Xue Lanlan was ready to go out, she saw her mother holding Du Peng's little white hand with one hand, and opened the mother-in-law mode with a kind face: "Xiao Du, if you say that Lan Lan is going to get married, how much is the appropriate bride price?" ”
"I have investigated, and the bride price in our X city is about 100,000, which is very expensive across the country." Du Peng replied with a serious face.
"Ouch, in fact, our family doesn't have so many requirements, it's not easy for young people to make money now, except for the rich second generation, who can pay so much dowry at once!" Mother Xue said very "intimately": "Our Lanlan looks good, her ability is also good, you don't need so many dowries, it mainly depends on the person, and the character is good." ”
"Xue Lanlan said that she had to find a soul mate, with good character, a good eye, a higher salary than her, a height of 1.8 meters, and a good-looking, honest and funny." Du Peng couldn't get the meaning of Xue's mother's words at all, and it was very rigid to paste Xue Lanland's requirements to the standard.
Xue Lanlan stroked her head at this time, just wanting Du Peng to quickly shut up and stop talking, she hurriedly walked over and intervened in the topic: "Mom, what are you talking about?? ”
"You come over to me." Mother Xue immediately pulled Xue Lanlan's arm and said, "You gave Du Peng such a high condition. ”
Wait, Mom, where is her condition? Xue Lanlan looked at her mother with a confused expression, and then she heard her mother lower her voice and instructed: "Don't make the requirements so high, I think Xiao Du is really good, I can clean the housework for you this year, there are really not many men who cook for you in the morning, if it is really inappropriate not to get married for money now, I think it's really not good, we will first pull the certificate and then make up the wedding, and the marriage is also a kind of romance." ”
“??” Her mother actually let her get married, is this still her own mother!
Xue Lanlan was speechless for a while, and now let her talk about marriage with her mother, where is this! Xue Lanlan was actually a little speechless in her heart, she paused silently and said, "Mom, aren't you going to play, let's go now!" ”
Saying that, Xue Lanlan directly pulled her mother to prepare to go out, Du Peng still followed behind Xue Lanlan with a poker face, at this time she heard her mother quietly pinching the flesh on the inside of her arm and said: "You don't change the topic for me, I'll tell you, I'm optimistic about Xiao Du, don't you don't cherish this boy, now a good man is more gunman than a woman!" ”
Xue Lanlan listened speechlessly to her mother's brainwashing and broken thoughts, with a posture of her left ear going in and out of her right ear, Xue's mother saw Xue Lanlan's unintentional appearance, and directly sighed and said, "You, don't listen to your mother!" ”
"I didn't disagree." Xue Lanlan paused and said: "By the way, there is a good park near my home, which is also a scenic spot, and it is very close to the seaside, do you want to go and see it?" ”
Xue Lanlan probably just felt that her mother was so anxious that she saw that her friends and daughters were getting married and holding their grandchildren as soon as possible, so she said that she would get married, and she didn't take her mother too seriously, but she was now concerned about how to play and eat for a while.
Anyway, the first time my mother comes to play, I have to take my mother to have a good time!
"Okay, okay, just go where you said, don't patronize me, and leave Xiao Du in the cold." When Xue's mother spoke, she turned her eyes to look at Du Peng.
At this time, Du Peng followed behind Xue's mother step by step, looking very well-behaved listening to the two of them, if she hadn't known that Du Peng was a robot in the morning, she would have thought it was a cute little milk dog!
"It's okay, he's used to it, let's go to a nearby mall after a while of shopping, after all, it's rare to follow a backpacker." When Xue Lanlan said this, she was directly met with the big eyes of her mother, Xue's mother paused, patted Xue Lanlan's shoulder and said: "Lanlan, you are not right, let me tell you, men should also treat children like children, candy and braids are indispensable, men care about face the most, you have to save face for him outside, you can't talk like this in front of your boyfriend in the future, be careful that people don't want you when the time comes." ”
"Probably all the men in the world are dead, and he won't want me." Xue Lanlan muttered quietly in her heart.
"What did you say?" When Mother Xue heard something, she hurriedly turned her head and asked Xue Lanlan, who at this time immediately closed the microphone.