On the afternoon of the second day of the 2005 college entrance examination, Wang Jinbao was drunk and stood at the door of the college entrance examination center of Chengguan Primary School in N County, looking at the sad and anxious eyes of the parents accompanying the examination, and shook his head helplessly

"Hey! Everyone in the world is drunk, and I am sober! The college entrance examination is just an exam, and it is the children who are examined, not the parents, is it necessary to stand here for a day?, are you punishing yourself in disguise? If the student can accompany the student out of Peking University, wouldn't the teacher be unemployed! If you accompany the exam, you can accompany Tsinghua, and I am afraid that the Nobel Prize will be won by the Chinese! But I want to ask uncles and aunts, can you accompany your children for a while, can you stay with them for a lifetime? Hurry up and go back to rest, if your children are like me, they don't have real talents and learning, even if you eat and live here, it will not be possible to be named on the gold list! ”

Then walked into the examination room, Wang Jinbao looked at the math test paper, smiled bitterly, and thought to himself about number symbols! You guys are really not kind, after watching you for ten years, you don't give me a hint of the answer, you can't pick up a 2B pencil, scribble AABCC, CCABB, and DDABC on the answer sheet, and then start dreaming of spring and autumn with a pillow on your arm!

When Wang Jinbao was sleeping comfortably, the invigilator gently woke him up

"This classmate, what's wrong with you? Is it too hot and suffering from heat stroke, do you want the doctor to check it on you? It's really not going to work, there's an ambulance right outside the door! ”

Wang Jinbao opened his hazy sleepy eyes, and then drank wine

"I do Tai Chi under the sun on dog days, how can I have heat stroke, I drank beer with a few buddies at noon, and I drank some white, the whole is a bit much, and it's okay to sleep!"

The invigilator's face turned green instantly, and he couldn't wait to bite Wang Jinbao to eat, but in the college entrance examination room, he sighed

"I've never seen such an unreliable candidate as you, do you know what you do?"

Wang Jinbao glanced at it

"Teacher, look at what you said, of course I'm here to take the college entrance examination, do you think I see a lot of people and come here to join in the fun!"

The teacher swallowed angrily

"You know that you are a student and you are taking the college entrance examination, why can you still run to drink?"

Wang Jinbao smiled very calmly

"The college entrance examination is a single-plank bridge crossed by thousands of horses, I think there are too many horses, the bridge is too narrow, I am afraid that I will accidentally be trampled to death by the horse's hooves, or fall off the single-plank bridge and drown, so I decided not to join in this fun! Wake up from a good night's sleep, finish your exams and go to work! ”

The teacher's fists were clenched tightly, and he couldn't wait to punch it off, but he was afraid that it would affect other candidates, and he was racing against time to fight on the battlefield that changed his fate, so he glared fiercely

"That's good! If you don't want to go to college, no one can carry you in, but you should have heard that wasting other people's time is like killing people for money, then affecting others, and the college entrance examination time should go to eighteen layers of hell! Please don't snore when you sleep! Don't affect the normal performance of other students! ”

As soon as the words fell, the classroom blew up

"Teacher, are you still not letting people take the test?"

"Teacher, don't argue, I just had some ideas, and you interrupted everything, are you responsible for the consequences?"

"Teacher, hurry up and let the police outside arrest this black sheep and send him to prison!"

The invigilator, who was standing in the back, hurriedly walked over

"Please stay calm, don't let this little thing affect your answers! I'm looking for an inspector now, please keep answering the questions! ”

Wang Jinbao suddenly felt happy in his heart, thinking that it was best to clean up the exit quickly, there are still a few wine venues waiting, but send me into the bureau, you are simply too naïve, the country's law stipulates that you can't sleep in the college entrance examination room, and besides, why arrest me if I haven't committed a crime.

But just when Wang Jinbao was complacent, the inspection team came

"What's going on in the exam room? Do you know that this is the scene of the college entrance examination? ”

The invigilator who stood in front of Wang Jinbao said angrily

"Leader, just now this classmate climbed on the table to sleep, I thought there was something abnormal in my body, so I went to inquire, but the person was drunk, don't you look like you're trying to make trouble? Please the leader quickly clean him up, don't affect the performance of other students! ”

The leaders of the inspection team were angry, their eyes were red, they glared at Wang Jinbao fiercely, and then said helplessly

"It's just that sleeping didn't disturb the order of the examination room, cleaning it out is not in accordance with the regulations, and now the exam is less than half an hour away, and he can't leave the examination room, since he likes to sleep, then let him continue to sleep with his future, and when the half hour comes, immediately let the papers be handed in!"

After the members of the inspection team left, the two invigilators shook their heads in unison, one walked on the podium, and the other walked towards the back of the classroom.

When Wang Jinbao ran to the school gate, he didn't expect to be stopped by the armed police at the gate

"This classmate's exam is not over, and he can't leave the exam room!"

Wang Jinbao said helplessly

"On such a hot day, you won't let me go out, so where will I go?"

The armed policeman glanced at the time, smelled the pungent smell of wine, and swallowed angrily

"Find a shaded tree to take a break!"

Wang Jinbao heard this, thinking that this was not obvious, let himself stay where it was cool, but I heard that the armed police were all practitioners, and his small body was brought up by someone else, and he was afraid that he would be directly beaten in the stomach with a mouth full of teeth, so he came to the toilet extremely helplessly, lit a cigarette and said to himself

"I knew it was so troublesome, I wouldn't have come in!"

In 2004, the college entrance examination came to an end in Wang Jinbao's negative response, when filling in the volunteer, he did not want to go, but he was afraid that his family would nag, so he came to the head teacher leisurely, took a card quickly, and chose a China Political Youth College in advance, the first choice chose the Chinese People's University, and the second choice chose the China Women's College

"Wang Jinbao, don't lose your ancestors anymore, if your volunteer is seen by your ancestors, you can crawl out of the grave in anger and slap you, your unfilial descendants! What do you think is the point of filling in these volunteers? ”

Wang Jinbao gritted his teeth, and then said with an extremely disdainful smile

"Teacher Jia, look at what you said, don't you often say that there must always be dreams, what if they come true? In fact, I have carefully thought about filling in these universities, the China Judicial Police College, after graduation, I am the most depressed, and I can't starve to death if I take the lawyer's exam! Can the Chinese People's University come out as an official, work hard for a few years to become a county magistrate, at least it can benefit the people? China Women's University, the beauties in it are like clouds, my eyes hurt all day long, I don't want to fall in love, and you don't have a place to hide after a girl? These were all dreams I had when I was a freshman in high school, and now they have finally come true! ”