Fan Lei was speechless when he heard this, he thought that you kid really dared to say anything, obviously you fell down by yourself, this would actually dare to give my brother and me a false accusation, it was really a dog biting Lu Dongbin, I don't know the hearts of good people, I didn't help you kid if I knew it, I slowly climbed into bed, but because there was gauze on my hand, in case it fell off, I had to re-wrap it when I went back, and suddenly found that there was a bag of hibiscus king thrown on the ground, and I immediately smiled and picked it up like a flower, and gave Wang Jinbao one

"The level is good, and the Hibiscus King! This pack of cigarettes belongs to me, count my labor fees! Oops, can I ask you a question? ”

Wang Jinbao lit a cigarette, lay on the bed and thought that this pack of cigarettes was a meat bun beating a dog, but if he worked hard, the root of this kid was not worth mentioning, and he had never lost in front of him, so he rolled his eyes and said

"If you have something to say, let it go!"

Fan Lei smiled

"Alas, I've seen shameless, why haven't I seen you so shameless, may I ask you except for this body of ribs that dogs don't gnaw and a bad account on a river beach, forget about it, kill you to death, brother, I have to accompany the funeral, do you think I will do such a thing? I thought everyone was just like you! ”

Hearing this, Wang Jinbao suddenly felt that something was wrong with this buddy, and he didn't speak rudely today

"Go on!"

Fan Lei seemed to be inspired by scolding this time, puffed his lips with a cigarette, stared at Wang Jinbao and said with a wicked smile

"Why are you so shameless! Brother, what am I doing in your house, don't you know? I can't sleep except to see if I'm alive, brother, I can't see you before I go to bed at night, and I can't sleep! Who do you think you are, boy! I can't help but take myself too seriously! ”

Hearing this, although Wang Jinbao's heart was warm, he still felt that something was wrong, because this was not this kid's style at all, so he still pretended to be angry and said

"Have you not heard that a good man has a safe life? So even if you drink to death that day, I'll be fine! Now you still have a breath when you see it, but when I see you now, it's like seeing Zhong Kui! Get back to sleep! Don't forget to close the door! ”

Fan Lei stood up, grabbed the torn sock on the ground and said

"Okay, you little conscienceless! I'm already drunk like this! I can't even keep my mouth shut! If you have the ability, you will repeat what you just said to Lao Tzu, believe it or not, I used this pair of stinky socks on the ground to block your kid's stinky mouth, and let your kid stink for 10,000 years! ”

Wang Jinbao found that the situation was not good, and suddenly a woman called out miserably

"Come on! Help me! ”

Fan Lei had just stood on the bed, when Wang Jinbao glanced and pointed outside

"What do you hear outside? Could it be that Xiaofu is a new netizen again? ”

Fan Lei didn't pay attention to it at all, he just wanted to grab this guy and stuff the socks in his mouth, and cleaning him up was the ultimate goal

"Listen to your sister, I don't teach my brother well today, how do you kid behave! Others think that I'm not a good brother to teach! ”

The screams of the woman outside the door became louder and louder, and the screams became more and more miserable, and there was also a crying voice, Wang Jinbao couldn't hold back any longer, pushed Fan Lei away, and said while getting out of bed

"Okay, stop bullying people, it's really wrong for you to listen to this voice! It seems to be Zhang Xiaoli's voice, something big is going to happen if it's not good! ”

When Fan Lei heard Zhang Xiaoli's words, it may have been a natural reflex for beautiful women, or he remembered that he had drunk at night and Guo Junjie, and he jumped to the ground

"Young man, you have something to do today, and you will wait tomorrow, how will the manager clean you up!"

Wang Jinbao thought to himself that Zhang Xiaoli was crying in her own house, I stayed in my house, and I had a relationship with wool, but at this moment he remembered, he drank with Guo Junjie tonight, as the saying goes, wine is bold and courageous, what this kid said at the wine table, how do you love it! What the hell! Will be subject to the king's life outside! I don't believe she can eat me when she goes back.

Wang Jinbao thought of this, and suddenly felt that something was wrong, and suddenly jumped to the ground, put on a sock, put on slippers and hurriedly ran out of the door, but he just walked out of the door, completely dumbfounded, sure enough, it was Guo Junjie's house, and all the people on the entire floor came out, moving towards Zhang Xiaoli's room there, he hurriedly leaned over to take a look, wanting to see what was going on.

When Wang Jinbao came to the crowd, he found that Guo Junjie had directly changed into a living person, and the image of a polite and model husband on weekdays was gone, like a thug in the market, his hands were stained with detergent foam, a cigarette was in the corner of his mouth, and he was pressing on the door with one foot, staring at the incandescent lamp above his head very calmly

"Zhang Xiaoli, aren't you a cow? Haven't you always been on top? Aren't you very superior? Don't you always think I'm just a little henchman? Didn't you always think I was just a pug who only wagked his tail? Why is this not a cow, and I don't dare to scold Lao Tzu anymore, let alone let Lao Tzu serve you like an ancestor? It turns out that you are also afraid of it! I thought you weren't afraid of heaven and earth, and the monkey and his sister who popped out of the crack in the stone! You'd better shut up Lao Tzu, if I hear you shouting again, Lao Tzu will squeeze you to death with the door today! Before dying, let you understand a truth, that is, women must be virtuous, otherwise no matter how beautiful your face is, you will not be able to hide your femme fatale! Let you understand the dignity of men, that is a man's life, nothing can be provoked and trampled, if you dare to provoke, it is a typical death! You are lying on the bed watching TV, Lao Tzu washes the dishes, you think the water is too loud, and you don't come to wash the dishes for Lao Tzu! ”

When Wang Jinbao saw this, he was just about to step forward to pull Guo Junjie to his room, Feng Liuping rushed over, watched Guo Junjie push Zhang Xiaoli behind the door and squeeze, and said with a little trembling

"Xiao Guo, what are you doing! It's okay for the little couple to quarrel and scare and scare, how can they kill themselves! Hurry up and loosen the door and let your daughter-in-law come out, in case the clip is not suitable, you kid will regret it too late! ”

When everyone was about to go in to see if Zhang Xiaoli was caught by Guo Junjie behind the door, they didn't expect Guo Junjie to shake off Feng Liuping's hand, his eyes were bloodshot, and he roared extremely angrily

"The surname is Feng! Don't pretend to be a good person here, big guy who doesn't know, you're a sanctimonious villain! So please get rid of your dirty hands and don't pretend to be good people here! I have been eyebrow-raising with this woman all day long, I really think I don't know! This will come to the hero to save the beauty! Do you still know how to write faces? If you don't want to be caught behind the door with this woman, then please disappear from Lao Tzu's eyes immediately! ”