Let this retarded computer analyze what she said?

There's nothing wrong with this man, right? Can you believe what this retarded computer says?

Ji Siran almost wanted to cry.

"Didi, after the analysis, according to the database, as well as the tone and demeanor of Miss Siran when she spoke just now, she is telling the truth."

"Huh? It's rare to get the analysis right! ”

Ji Siran was surprised and glanced at it in astonishment.

On the banner display hanging above the computer, a big smiling face with dog legs flashed.

Ji Siran looked at the smiling face, the corners of his eyebrows twitched, and he always felt that the mentally retarded system could not be so normal.

Sure enough, the words spoken by the mentally retarded system in the next second instantly froze the smile on her face.

"Didi, in addition, Ash also analyzed another layer of meaning."

Ji Siran: What the hell is "......"? She didn't even know that there was another meaning!

"Say." Huo Qiyang hooked the corners of his lips, knowing that Ji Siran really didn't want to double cultivate with Chi Shuai, his face gradually improved.

"Didi, according to the analysis, Miss Si Ran's tone just now was full of helplessness in her complaint, she really didn't want to double cultivate with others, but she was eager to double cultivate in her heart, especially when the object was you."

"......" Ji Siran was speechless.

She just wants to dismantle the computer now!

"In short, in other words, Miss Siran is eager to double cultivate with you, master."

“…… Hehehehehe. ”

The electronic sound fell, and Ji Siran pulled the corners of his mouth and laughed dryly.

"Is that so?" Huo Qiyang looked at her lightly with the corners of his eyebrows, and the displeased look on his face a second ago had all disappeared, replaced by a faint snickering joy.

"Do you think you can believe the words of this mentally retarded system?" Ji Siran hooked the corners of his lips and looked at Huo Qiyang with a smirk.

"Didi, master, Miss Siran is shy, so she doesn't want to admit her inner thoughts!"

Intelligent systems begin to interpret indiscriminately.

Ji Siran clutched his chest, took a step back, and almost got so angry that a mouthful of old blood spurted out.

"Are you so shy?" Huo Qiyang stood up, walked to her side, held her waist, and looked at her gently.

“……”

Ji Siran looked at him speechlessly, and his inner world was roaring.

She's shy, shy! Is this man's head made of a pig's head? Shy and angry, can't he even see it?

Ji Si's chest continued to rise and fall, and this phenomenon, in Huo Qiyang's eyes, was a manifestation of jealousy and shyness.

He smiled lightly, his deep, dark eyes glinting with joy.

Obviously, he couldn't control the raised corners of his mouth, but he still had a straight face, sighed seriously, and said to her:

"Forget it, it's okay, anyway, this dual cultivation task also falls within the scope of the game test, if you really want to double cultivate with me, I can squeeze out some spare time to accompany you."

"Hehe, if you're really busy, you don't have to."

The corners of Ji Siran's eyebrows twitched twice, trying to suppress the urge to complain in his heart, and looked at him with a smile.

"Aren't you eager?"

Huo Qiyang lowered his eyes, his expression was serious when he spoke, and the appearance of righteous Ling Ran was clearly written, 'Isn't this all for your good'.

"I ......"

Ji Siran's mind was running at high speed, and a large number of swearing words flashed through his mind one by one.

She swallowed, opened her mouth twice, but never said anything.

"Forget it, it's okay if you think so, I don't care."

She had now learned to convince herself not to argue with him, which was the most effective way to do so.

But the mentally retarded stupidity of the mentally retarded system has not passed, it flashed the red light twice excitedly, turned on the 3D stereo surround loudspeaker, and said excitedly to the two people in the office:

"Didi, master, because of your words, Miss Si Ran blushed, the infrared scan showed that her body temperature was gradually rising, and after analysis, what you said made her feel extremely happy and excited."

“……”

Ji Siran had a headache and held her forehead, her blood pressure was obviously raised, okay! This mentally retarded system is simply chaotic rhythm!

"Looks like you're having fun."

Huo Qiyang undoubtedly believed what the mentally retarded system said!

He hooked the corners of his lips, took a lazy step, walked straight up to her, stretched out his long fingers, hooked the hair on her cheeks, leaned over, went to her ear, and whispered:

"In that case, you should have told me a long time ago."

"......" Ji Siran pursed his lips and rolled his eyes in Huo Qiyang's invisible perspective.

"Get off work today, go to my house, and I'll take you to double cultivate."

When the last word fell, Huo Qiyang approached and blew lightly on her neck.

"What are you doing? Talk as you talk, what do you do by blowing on my neck? ”

Ji Siran trembled suddenly, shrunk his neck and took an exaggerated step back.

Huo Qiyang looked at her cowardly appearance, and couldn't help but hook his lips and smile.

"Alright, you can go out."

He couldn't help but smile and waved at her.

Ji Siran glared at him, turned around and walked out without hesitation.

"Let me come, let me go! When I'm somebody! Hum! ”

She walked to the door, said something angrily, and then shook her hand to slam the door in order to show her anger.

Inside the office.

Huo Qiyang leaned back in the chair, his long fingers on his forehead, the corners of his lips rose sharply, shaking his shoulders, suppressing laughter, laughing uncontrollably.

"Didi, master, it's the first time I've seen you so happy!" Seeing this, the intelligent system quickly flashed a white light twice, and a big smiling face appeared on the display.

"What are you excited about? Why don't you organize your data? ”

When Huo Qiyang heard this, the smile on his face instantly dissipated, and he raised his eyes lightly to look at the display screen.

"Yes." When the lights dimmed, the intelligent system weakly lowered the sound, and the display began to operate, storing all the images in the office just now.

——

It's off work.

Ji Siran was packing his things.

A few assistants floated over and surrounded her.

"Miss Siran, the president asked me to remind you, don't forget what he explained."

“……”

Ji Siran stopped tidying up the table, raised his eyes, glanced at Assistant Qian who was speaking, and then retracted his gaze carelessly.

Although he didn't say anything, Assistant Qian was panicked by this look.

"Miss Siran, do you have anything to say to me?" Assistant Qian swallowed carefully.

Ji Siran frowned, simply put the bag down, and raised his eyes to look at her, "I'm wondering, did you tell Huo Qiyang about my game?" ”

Otherwise, how could she be discovered if she was hiding so well?

Assistant Qian's eyes flickered, and he turned sideways in embarrassment.

"That...... Well, the president also said that you should wait for him when you get off work, and then we will go back with him in his car. ”

"Change the subject, it seems that you are right!"

Ji Siran glared at her, retracted his gaze, and swept the things into his backpack.

A layer of cold sweat broke out on Assistant Qian's forehead, she raised her hand to wipe it, and said helplessly, "Miss Siran, you know, this is my job." ”

Ji Siran turned a deaf ear to her words, only interrupted her words, and said bluntly:

"Tell me, how much good did he give you to stare at me so hard to send him a message?"

"Uh...... Miss Siran, you misunderstood, this is my ......"

"Tell me the truth, or I'll replace you. I'm sure you know, but I still have the final say. Ji Siran put the bag down, his gaze swept over the other assistants, and then fell on her.

Assistant Qian had no choice but to resist the pressure, slowly lowered his head, stretched out two fingers, and whispered: "The president said that if anyone can expose one piece of your news, they can give more of this number." ”

"Two hundred?"

"It's not." Assistant Qian shook his head.

"That's two thousand?" Ji Siran frowned, clasped his hands on his chest, and was a little displeased.

"Not really." Unexpectedly, Assistant Qian still shook his head.

Ji Siran was stunned for a moment, and then raised his voice, "Don't tell me it's 20,000!" ”

"Hmm." Assistant Qian nodded and slowly withdrew his fingers.

Ji Siran's eyes widened, his hands were on his hips, he spun around in place, and looked at the other nine assistants angrily.

"That's what he said to you?"

The nine assistants nodded at the same time.

"......" Ji Siran was speechless, raised his hand and pinched his eyebrows, took a deep breath, and held it for a long time before he put down his hand and looked at everyone:

"I'll give you 20,000 yuan for just one piece of news! I've worked so hard, and in the end, I'm not as fast as you can get money for small reports! ”

“……”

The ten assistants couldn't help but smile and bowed their heads in shame.

Ji Siran was unwilling, looked at everyone and asked again, "Have you all made a small report and got the money?" ”

"Hmm." Everyone nodded.

Ji Siran gritted his teeth, "How many times have you made a small report?" ”

Assistant Qian trembled, afraid that Ji Siran would go through the old accounts, lowered his voice, and took the lead in replying, "I have only made five small reports this month!" ”

"......" Ji Siran's eyebrows twitched twice.

Five times is 100,000 yuan! She even said that she had only been beaten five times?

"I'm one more than Assistant Qian, I'm six times." Another assistant saw the wind and rudder, and raised his hand tremblingly and said.

"I'm nine times."

"Ten times."

“……”

The rest of the assistants also replied one after another, thinking that they would be fine if they confessed.

As everyone knows, every time Ji Siran hears it, he vomits a mouthful of blood in his heart!

"I'm ten or fifteen times."

When the last assistant raised his hand to report the number, Ji Siran couldn't bear it anymore, crossed his hands on his hips, glared at everyone and shouted:

"It's thirty-one days in a month! Where do I have so much news that you guys need to report! You don't want to fabricate news to get the prize! ”

Each person went down an average of eight times, and that was 160,000 yuan.

Ji Siran felt that he had become a wronged leader in an instant, and he was still a free ATM for the wronged leader!

The point is that this ATM can only withdraw money to others, and she can't get any points herself! You say it's not infuriating!

Assistant Qian may not be able to stand Ji Siran's unbalanced mentality, and kindly explained:

"Miss Siran, sometimes, the president will ask us what you are doing, what you are watching, what you are laughing at, and what you are eating...... These questions are all counted in the 'small report'. ”

"I ......"

Ji Siran rolled his eyes and collapsed completely in the chair.

If only he was so curious! You can just come and ask her!

Without the middleman to make the difference, she can give him a discount, and it is okay to charge 10,000 yuan for each message!